America throws a nuke on your cunt's capital city

>America throws a nuke on your cunt's capital city
1. How does your cunt react
2. How do you react

We don't really pay attention to our capital

bump

1. Overwhelming Joy
2. See above
Auckland next please

>nuke Brasilia

Happiest day of my life, I swear by God.

i react with indifference

Oh my God, the happiest day of my life.

JUST DO IT

>implying ameridumbs even know what the capital of my country is

Wallawallagoonga

Canberra, we're locked on actually.

Mass confusion.
I'd be quite confused too, super scared, we'd be extremely vulnerable.

You guys would probably nuke Toronto out of ignorance so I'd have to thank you guys for doing us a solid

No more beta fags, immigrants die, entire country dies by radiation.

Pretty good

Malaysia btfo

nukes aren't really gentlemanlike but I wouldn't object to some good ol' firebombing

people are genuinely happy
I am genuinely happy

Rejoice

>Implying Americans have the uranium for a nuke without us

wew

>America throws a nuke on your cunt's capital city
impossible

>on the capital
I fucking wish

And The capital of Norway without looking it up is?

Kopenhagen

>finally get rid of Paris' dominion over my land
>we have an excuse to nuke the burgers

>jews invent the greatest destructive force the world has ever known
what a surprise

Schnitzel on Reykjavik?

A-Asgard?

1. They celebrate since they hate Prague
2. I explode with rage

The goths rise again

mogadishu

would be very interesting what would happen if Moscow disappeared, would St Petersburg take its place? Balkanize?

Curlingby

1. How does your cunt react
With displeasure.
2. How do you react
I evaporate.

Spb would take it place for sure. Balkanization would be a good thing for this country but it will never happen

everyone knows this though

Everyone in Kaunas celebrates for 10 minutes before they realize that the nuclear fallout will kill them all soon too
I die

serbs become majority likley causing another war, but with 90# less kebab

freedom, at last

The old fecal matter in your shit mountains would be so strong of a scent that'll you wanna die

Nothing of importance is in our capital. Only lefties and tourists.

Our King, supreme court, government, parliament, ministeries etc are all in The Hague.

Oshinkiholmhagen

1- m-muh colosseo, m-muh pantheon
2- hope the fallout takes out Napoli as well

they're like 30 kms apart from each other, they would both die

>south africa has 3 capital cities

Which one does the US nuke?

Helsinki

- 200k to 500k Turks

I am okay with that

50+km

Wait, we have a capital?

Economy would collapse

Burn down the white house for the second time :)

1. try to get france and UK to retaliate on our behalf, get laughed at, cry a lot
2. cry a lot