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Late night feast edition

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Racists are dumb

niggers are dumb

JUICY BITS

:^)

god save 'er

I'm times past, no amount of coin would convince a witcher to take this contract...


...Times have changed

Dad just emailed me a picture of a golliwog

lauren

There has always been an England, an older England, which was sweeter, purer, where the hay smelled better and the weather was always springtime and the daffodils blew in the gentle warm breezes. You feel a nostalgia for it in Chaucer, and you feel it all throughout Shakespeare.

Dad just emailed me a picture of a ballsack

looks autistic but yummy

>girl on interpal says "Hey!"
>heart starts pounding
Christ my life.

On the other hand
>from a mud country
>doesn't accept messages from Israel
kek

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name a better scene in any move at all

(you cannot)

>1st set of chimes end
>2nd set begin
>eastwood enters
>lock eyes
>DUM DUM DUM DUUUDUDUDUDUDUDU DUM DUMMMMMMMM

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wish i were raised muslim so i wouldn't feel this aching desire for a jewish gf to breed with

i think thomas ligotti had a point desu lads

i would honestly love to be dead

Ever so slightly racist lad

> before I had a job
> parents go BALLISTIC at the slightest transgression and enforce strict punishments for honest mistakes
> after I got a job
> start contributing $200/month to the household budget
> parents are very understanding and don't seem to care if I have little fuck ups (which literally everyone has from time to time)

that England was murdered in 1707 and the culprit is Scotland

watching the oilers

redpill me on this guy

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anyone remember the cuckio meme

fuck this image sums up what us brits are like...just carry on eh??

People seem to forget, but Scotland annexed England, not the other way around.

The capital only stayed in London because it was by far the most important city on the island.

The UK is a Scottish-led union.

honest work and the love of a good woman

we've been flanderized

yes...yes good goy

thats it just keep calm and carry on

do not think independently

>le stiff upper lip and le keep calm and carry on xDD!!!
Reddit.

gf just telegraphed me this

>The two countries had shared a monarch since the Union of the Crowns in 1603, when King James VI of Scotland inherited the English throne from his double first cousin twice removed, Queen Elizabeth I.
>double first cousin twice removed
now they're just making it up

post internet speeds

well the crippingly low self-esteem has been the main reason i haven't asked anybody out before.

but for the past four months i've been worrying about hepc. in fact, ironically, the night before the incident occurred i had actually set up a date on tinder to go ice-skating.

but once i was exposed to hepc positive blood, there was no point in me asking anybody out until i found out the results.

so if it comes back negative, then i'm gonna be so fucking happy and i'll get back into the dating world probably.

proper creasing, dumb white people

we've been what?

>stiff upper lip
nowt wrong with this

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>dad says "you drank those four beers already?"
>"wow that's a lot of wine"

i mean wtf it's saturday night.

lonely saturday night choon
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part of being british is just carrying on in face of adversity...the terrorists want us to divide ourselves.

I think I'm developing a brain problem lads. I can't focus on my studies and I keep using the internet to cope with my lack of a social circle.

>Kipling
bit racist lad

might do an ol' 'cide

no reason to live

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what makes you say that? there's so many reasons to live. food, alcohol, weed, sex/porn. why would you want to give that up?

challenge him to a fight

we are already deeply divided

29 people liked my profile picture lads

post the pastas of the britaboo yank arguing with his dad

haitiANO

punching power is diabolical
honestly reckon I'm throwing canelo-tier slugs at the moment, slowly and deliberately packed on so much core muscle over the last year

he's 73 tho

delete this

how long does it take you to download a movie? takes me about 2 hours

brits literally sent four generations off to freeze to death looking for a cheap way to china lol

isn't it his mum

where he's calling him mum a stupid bint

genuinely howled at those

good, you aren't at risk

i don't ever really download movies

>she was the one who started the conversation
>asks me how my day was
>I do a sad whinge
>20 minutes and no reply
That's my lesson learnt then

>watching simpsonwave playing risk on /mlpol/ at 3:30am at home on a sat night not even high
WHAT HAVE I BECOME

gonna wank to pregnant gangbang lads brb

#teamzombie

link

>saying anything other than "ye fine hbu"

lrn2normie faget

You've become literally me

degenerate

>this retarded snownigger is still randomly mentioning me in this general

The North-West passage was always a pipe dream. The only reason they kept sending settlers to this frozen wasteland was because of the fur trade.

That's why Canadian High Schools focus on the Hudson Bay Company so much. This country wouldn't exist if it weren't for beaver pelts.

just realised I read it wrong
thought you said "if it turns out I DO have hepc ill definitely go out and talk to women"

sorry haha

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rate don't hate mate

16 degrees on monday lads

shiiiett time to break out the factor 50

Me 3-4 years ago

iktf, i have a tendency to be too open

Might have a drink of the ol' cide'

I love it

business idea: leaf pelts

bumble any good?

You are like babby now I show you brazil tier internet

The All-Canadian Fur Trapper

pretty based 2bh

literally cannot get pissed on beer anymore

had like 8 (know thats not a lot) but i feel exactly the same as I did after my third

none of those are reasons to live or bring happiness on their own

>Uruguay
More like "Your a gay" lol

the important question is how in what time frame you've drank them. 8 in an hour will get you pissed, but 8 over the course of an evening might only get you buzzed.

used to always moon people when I was younger

was very.. CHEEKY of me

but then i stopped because one time my mate saw my asshole hole and i got embarrassed

Oh my god! There's poo in my bum!!!

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yes, but no. they did think there was a way through, so they kept at it. admire the sheer hard-headedness of it tbqh

gigd

well would you rather me mention family or G-d?

Should I say "apologies if I was too open"?

i upset the gf's feelings too frequently tbqh

you are correct

i guess i had 8 in 4ish hours which isn't alot

4 in an hour would prolly getme pissed desu
can never drink beer that rapidly on my own

dumb snownigger

i know you don't have your own imageboard (even hispanics have an imageboard) but you have your own general here, go be an insufferable nimroid there and stop posting haitiano like a parroting retard

still can't believe Robin Williams died desu

>drinking anything but what i like
Reddit

>political ideology catgirls is kill

There actually is a North West passage, it's just really shit and almost impossible to use.

They though there was a way from the Hudson Bay straight to the Pacific.

sverigetråden is dead

no that comes across as beta, just ask her something different and/or change the subject

was at a sleepover and the mom made me call my mom to ask if i could watch shaun of the dead