ITT we all live in Diamond City

ITT we all live in Diamond City

Broke up with my girl. She kept the cap off the toothpaste. You know who does that? A synth.

HEY SWATTA SWATTA SWATTA

fuck off synths

Kill the fucking mayor

Nan-ni shimasho-ka?

fucking libtard cuck

Why are your noodles so fucking expensive?

I'M A SYNTH HELP FUCK SHIT I'M A FUCKING SYNTH SOMEONE GET IT OUT OF ME

Drop the act, you Chinese spy. You mess up and I'll melt you.

I wanna be that weird fuck who raises rad roaches and teaches them to suck my cock with their antennas.

What's happening with Travis? He doesn't sound like a beta-cuck anymore. He finally get laid or something?

Yes.

C'mon guys, just say yes.

Tell me a joke

AHAAHAHAHAH, everybody become man with gun n'vodka comrade

yeah, i got shot in the ass last year. Long story.

" I killed ah man for it "

Fuck you, you synth

Are you a Synth?

JUMP AND PRESS THE CIRCLE BUTTON

God damn synths. It's time to build a wall.

Shut up you dumb cunt.

synths

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Is Nat still alive? If so, I'm hitting that. Repeatedly

everybody get your dicks out

Hey guys lets all admit to serious crimes we've committed and our hometown, for the lulz.

Uhhh.... yes

You linked to me twice, does that make me a double synth? A super synth if you will, like a Corsair?

Cause I'm fine with that.

Hey guys, why hasn't an NCR style society emerged here yet? Its been 210 years and we're still living in a baseball stadium.

Also did you hear about sanctuary hills? Yea it only took 210 fucking years for a group if people to live somewhere with fertile soil and a water source.

Fuck the Brotherhood invasion is the best thing that's ever happened. Like, how the fuck have we not created a nation here yet?

FOR FUCKS SAKE THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY BASEBALL!