I'll teach you kiddos how to get prime, grade A pussy, in 3 days or less. Guaranteed.
Just give me some input on your current situation, and I guarantee I can get you laid.
Call me.. The Pussy Grabber 9000.
>pic very much related as of this morning in my bed, if you get my meaning. *winka* *winka*
Oliver Diaz
OP is a faggot
Kevin Flores
What the hell??? God I hope this is bait, because she looks like an autistic man.
Connor Smith
>OP is a faggot No. This is a false rumor.
I deny it, in the name of Jesus.
Jayden Mitchell
>she looks like an autistic man She's a model for Ralph Lauren.
Chessmate.
Gabriel Barnes
Alpha males don't waste time trying to help faggots get laid, beta piece of shit kys..
Chase Watson
Then Ralph Lauren must have really lowered their standards for modeling.
Asher Thomas
I bet I could make you my bitch. Attention seeking little whore, you act like a woman. Get the fuck of here.
Ryan Bailey
>Alpha males don't waste time trying to help Wrooooooong.
Tyler Mitchell
The shit i took this morning looks better than this scab faced whore... She also looks like a niggerlover
Op is a faggot/10 kys
Daniel Price
>Then Ralph Lauren must have really lowered their standards for modeling It's the highest standards.
John Taylor
>I bet I could make you my bitch. Only an alpha can master an alpha.
We're like Jedi.
Ayden Rogers
OP I can tell you're an austistic beta faggot just like the rest of us. You're not foolin anyone bro.
Hunter Lee
If i'm interested on a girl, how can I get her to fuck me?
Julian Reyes
Obviously not if they let this horse wear their shit. Looks like a grade A thoroughbred.
Plus, I would think a model would know how to take a picture without looking like a fucking retard.
Tyler Baker
If that were true, then why am I playing Fallout 4 all day on a weekday?
Sounds like 100% grade a alpha to me!
Goodnight, Altright!
Kayden Perez
cringe thread
Aaron Edwards
>If i'm interested on a girl, how can I get her to fuck me? Two words:
Rape. Her.
Andrew Harris
OP is Tronald Drump
Ryan Taylor
>cringe thread It became one when you joined in, faggot!
Goodnight, Altright!!!
Brody Collins
this chick lives me, keep textin me, inviting me for beer and weed, but i love drinkung rum alone in my underwear, liten to taylor swift and play diablo. help
Benjamin Green
>22 >Virgin >university >Not completely retarded, good at my field of Studies >1.87m 95kg ~17.5% bodyfat >strengh Training, decent looking chest and big arms
I am able to hold conversations with Women, but I never get the right feeling to make a move. Most women assume that I am the "friend" Type of guy. Help me out senpai
Dominic Roberts
...how to get laid, not with my alcoholism
Colton Baker
>help Help with what?
You've already reached Wizard status.
You are what we all strive to be, Master.
Nolan Smith
just drink more, go tu pubs. ti will come itself
Connor Ward
>8/10 ex of best friend is now my friend >has undressed/changed in front of me >let me feel her breasts and thighs >sends pics in underwear >wears short dresses w/ no panties when we hang out >both adamant we won't sleep with one another >not sure if she's into me, actions/behavior vs words
what do OP? pic related
Adam Ortiz
how can you touch her breasts if she's just legs in skirt?
Jace Price
I like this chan girl who lives near me but I can't get a reading off of her and she only responds to 1 out of every 5 messages
Dominic Perez
I don't really care about getting laid I just want to feel more confident in myself
Colton Butler
I'm buff, people nickname me Thor and John Cena and I can make women laugh easily I just have a hard time taking it to the next level cause morbid and awkward. Halp!
Grayson Smith
fucking get out of your comfort zone as much as possible. Just start going in public places and asking people for the time.
Easton Hughes
Alright, i'll take the b8. i want to pick up random grills, what do.? 5'6 , 133 lbs, 6/10 looking guy.
Joseph Ward
Alright. I have this girl who's hella cute. She lives with her parents, who're abusive and don't let her have a bf. She's depressed and I'm the only one she talks to on an emotional level. She's comfortable to send me pics of her in a towel and things like that. What do?
Levi Taylor
>21 >1.83 >Got a gf >I'm slim but i work out and I have a pretty decent body and nice features i guess
Sometimes I go clubbing with my friends or we go to parties (without my gf) and i feel like flirting with other girls (i love thicc bitches), but i tend to overthink and make up excuses in my mind which ultimately results in me not making a move or actually approaching any girl, so i just drink and hang out my friends. I just find trouble not knowing what to say to a girl when you approach her.
Nolan Carter
Don't worry OP, I understand that this is a joke
Bentley White
Introvert here, like to keep to myself. Hate my extroverted roommate to the point I retract from social events in my own home. I'm fat AF but with a resting pules of high 40s offensive guard on my local football team. 6'1", 300 lbs. Don't look to bad. Work as an engineer, have a boring but functioning family car.
Have not had sex since January 3rd and it's just getting worse and worse. The hottest chicks I've fucked was in High school and locals on a guys trip to Bangkok. My last fuck was a fat whale who is annoying as fuck.
What do I do The Pussy Grabber 9000, can you help me, or is all hope lost?
Nicholas Flores
it's checkmate, retard
Ryder Garcia
>I'm fat AF That shit made me laugh i don't know why
David Stewart
>Chessmate
don't know why but i laughed so fucking hard at this
Jordan Phillips
Confirmed double faggot.
Jack Parker
Here it is guys, you're welcome !
Colton Reyes
Cringe.
Thomas Hughes
Dude, you were so close to dubs. I would've had to checker you.
Ryder Evans
>28 >wheelchair >fat >have 22yo 9/10 gf/sub/slave >she's into fat wheelers >want to get some side pussy >oh, and I'm a college student with campus girls around
help
John Powell
ok how the fuck do I get laid.im tall and good looking but i have a big problem.i cant invite chicks to my house becase il get kicked out of it if i do.i also cant leave the house unless its out of town, which i usually have no way out of town.the only place i can really take chicks to is my moms but it smells like cat piss and i cant even go there half the time. so my question is how the fuck can i get laid when i can barely leave the house, and on top of it cant take people to my house?
Xavier Scott
>Just give me some input on your current situation, and I guarantee I can get you laid. Challenge accepted.
50yo 5"5 manlet 100 lbs overweight yellow teeth gray hair hate small talk hate stupid people Likes em young - like 14yo young. Not much interest in large saggy water balloon tits.
So how are you going to hook me up? >guaranteed my ass.
Jaxson Harris
no help posted by op
will not reveal my pathetic state.
Benjamin Bell
>So how are you going to hook me up? Y... You should think about killing yourself.
Nathan Hill
OP here,
Just accept your closet homosexuality, bromigo.
You're a faggot, and gender is a meme.
Easton Peterson
I exist for the lulz and there's still plenty of that.
Adrian Rivera
>lies >posts trap with acne
get it together dude
Aiden Richardson
Being buff doesn't equal bitches my guy Being lean does
Nathan Ward
So how about it OP. You "guaranteed" you could get me laid. Let's hear it.