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itt we're at the office

Hey Mike, I'm gonna need those quarterlies by 3:00.

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fuck you and your quarterlies.

>peels onion and hardboiled egg at desk

What kind of an idiot lets his milk in the fridge and goes on holiday for 2 weeks?

>empties the coffee pot, doesn't make more

>1996

>you will never work in an office this comfy

Windows 3.11

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Who the fuck drank all the coffee and didn't put more on?

Cmon john is it that hard to make a new fucking pot of coffee

brb guys

boss said thats a waste of energy so we're supposed to turn it off after using it. didnt you fucking listen last week at the meeting?

one day... just one day.. i'll show them... fuckin' sheep, every last one.

It's Tina's birthday. Sign this card, everyone! Go Team!

Why does that fucking department always fuck up my fucking cases.

fwd: yo this jeb dude is acting out again lmao

Fuck tina

*loud chewing sounds from one cubicle over*

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Hey andrew, HR here, i need to ask you about some things, Tina from accounting says you are making threats against your work colleagues.

>"stop giving the retard at sorting titwanks, there is cameras you know.

So... did everyone 'friend' the company's myspace yet? Next top 8 posting goes out next week!!!

um yeah, i'm gonna need all of you to come in on sunday as we have a backlog of work to do! okay, great i will see you all sunday!

John, now i've never critized you before, not even after you installed those pinhole cameras in the womens toilets but i feel i need to say something.

That is if i don't get top 8 i am going to let half the staff go and replace them with barely sentient indians.

Ayo who da fuck broke tha network again mane

Did you try turning it off and on again?

Sorry Deshawn but the mouth breathers in sorting ate a bunch of wires in the server room and now it smells like burned retard in there.
IT drones won't go in to fix shit.

wh... WHAT THE FUCK!!?!? THATS IT!!!

>pulls out a pistol

Been bustin my ass for 4 years and all I get is passed up on promotions and bonuses, only to work on a sunday, AGAIN!!!

looks like I'm going to have to TiVo Grey's Anatomy again.

Now now... turn that frown upside down! Feel the Synergy flow!!!

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NIGGER!!!

HEY GOUUUUUUUUUUYS IM BACK FRM TEH BURD WARD SOWWRY AB-AB-A-ABOUT DE COLORED LINES I CHEWED

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SKIN? HOW THE HELL ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!

contact 'gnediger kenig' it's urgent ok

REEEEEEEEEEE DON MAK FUM OF MA TARD BACON FLEVERED SKIN

Notice from Head office no more Sup Forums during work houers anons

ok mane i got dem zingo-documents right here

O yes and i almost forgot Chris chan is ouer new Head of creativity now get of Sup Forums

"Hey guys, is this Sup Forumstard department? I got something for you, just sign here..."

Hey did you hear that fatty Matty from the 3rd floor is banging Kelly from HR?

Why were ties like this ever in style?

>hits on debra

DEYS OWNY RUM FOR ON SPESHIL PERSON IN THIS ESTABILOSHILOMIT

>jacks off at desk

FUCK UR TPS REPORTS !!

This is a company announcement colleen ferreri from sales is an hero

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Power cut system reboot no safe files found

Aaw fuck whose been sending black midget porn around again

Ha losers need to transfer files to a flash drive like I do,

my office is pretty comfy tho

I bet it was one of deshowns shenanigens, sigh

Where's that new fucking intern with my afternoon coffee? They better not forget the cream

Oooh you'll get some cream alright ...

Hi is this the IT department. Yes i have a file here called c/windos 32 think its a virus

who ate my sandwich?

I'll provide ammo, just let me get out before you start. Or let me watch.

Fuck man what the password again

>gets pecked by linda from accounting

>Walk back in smelling like dank
>Was by dumpster with Mexicans from mail room getting blunted
>loudly open bag of chips
>Put in headphones
>Watch porn on phone

damnit i've been trying to get somebody from accounting on the line for the last 20 minutes. where the fuck are they? i do NOT want to have to go downstairs for this shit.

Hi mr trump the board isn't happy whit your manner of exposing your self infront of the staff

Get out of my chair

IT here, yeah ... you can go and delete it.

sorry, our computers have been down and debbie threw a hissy fit necessitating a group-wide meeting about anger management. what can i help you with?

user! You do not belong to the IT department! For the last time, zip your pants up and go back into the basement.

Alright, listen here, faggots! I need those final reports by 3 o'clock, on my desk, in a manila folder, with a nice greeting card attached. Johnson, I need you to run upstairs to marketing and tell them to cancel the Roth campaign - cocksuckers think they can get a better price at Wilmingtons? FUCK 'EM! Let them die in the streets like nature intended! Katzenberg, you're on the Steel & Co. account today, and don't you fuck it up, GOD HELP YOU IF YOU FUCK IT UP I SWEAR TO GOD KATZENBERG THIS IS YOUR LAST FUCKING HANDOUT! And where in the holy seafaring fuck is Leland?! Somebody tell that faggot he's fired when he gets back. Well what the fuck are you limp dicked commie cockjugglers staring at? Get back to work!

ok i understand

here's the deal: on my last expense report, my meal at The Four Seasons was not reimbursed. but i supplied documentation that my client was with me, and I used Form 92-F-C just like accounting mandates. so what the fuck is actually up here, accountantman!??

sir, Form 92-F-C is outdated. you are supposed to submit Form 92-F-Cv2.13. however you have to submit the form within 3 days of the meal, otherwise the client interaction is considered out of date and the right to reimbursement is waived.

do you need to speak with HR about this?

So do i still get the weekend off

Hi im the new intern whers the toilet

Yes, Also every weekday. You're fired, is what I'm trying to say. NOW GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK! GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK! GET BACK TO WORK!

Mother fuckers this is the yellow floor get that fucking period red mug out of my fucking site

So... Yea al just... Get back to deleting that virus then

Congratulations, everyone, Katzenberg just released all of our pre-tax information to the IRS by mistake and we're getting audited. Needless to say he is no longer working here. Also, neither are any of you. The following people will stay - Richardson, Paulson, Melnik, Rogers, and Franklin. Congratulations, Franklin, you're the new CEO. The other four, you'll be standing trial for corporate tax evasion. I'm retiring early and taking your 401k's with me. Any questions you may have should be directed towards Mr. Franklin.
*jumps out the window with a godlen parachute* DID I FUCKIGN SAY ANY OF YOU CAN TAKE A BREAK GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK! GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK!