What are the origins of your ethnic group?

what are the origins of your ethnic group?
no heritagefags allowed so no american posts please? thanks x
>anglo
>germans went to england
>ethnically cleansed native britons and pushed them away to scotland and a bit of cornwall
reminder that the 'anglos' with beady eyes usually have dark coloured hair and are secretly fr*nch people undercover

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India+Vlachs+Northern Slavs

Albanian
We are Illyro-Thracians, and their ancestors were pelasgians that came from North Africa to Balkans, it is proven genetically

Ionians
mixed peacefully with natives and brought them superior culture

subhumans

you are subhumans from the middle ages
dumb analbanian

you are greek

Ethiopia

WE

Indeed, I am a Greek.

*anatolian turkic

Iberians + Celts + Phoenicians + Visigoths + Moors + Jews + Repopulations from Low Countries + Romans

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Greeks came before Romans and others
you live on my land

thats not an arab or european catholic templar terrorist who destroyed Byzantium

>ethnically cleansed native britons and pushed them away to scotland and a bit of cornwall

The evidence does not support this idea. They mixed with the Britons

Originally Celtic Britons. Been mixed with Saxons, Vikings, Irish, Latins, French, not in that order. probably missing some
not a "muh heritage" either my parents are britons

Anglos went to scotland and wales, but in wales they completely mixed out to the native british variant.

t. celtnigger
they enacted eugenics and programs to keep britons from breeding and cut down their numbers

>t. butthurt debt evader

There were some paleo-Europeans living there and then Celts came, raped them and took their land and then Germanics like Vandals came, raped them and took their land and then Indo-Iranians like Sarmatians and others came and raped these Germanics so hard they moved to Northern Africa and then Scandinavians came and were raping everyone but also building towns and they helped this one guy create Novgorod and that other guy vreate Kievan Rus' and then they helped Mieszko (who could have been partly or even fully of Scandinavian descent) conquer most of the West Slavs and create Poland. Then they came back to Scandinavia, which is why Scandis have so much Slavic haplotypes.

I don't have debts you ugly sandnigger.

>colombian
>spaniards came here
>settled
>fucked natives
>got them pregnant
>keep fucking their daughters
>keep fucking their daughters's daughters

So, basically it was a rapefest and melting pot, which is kind of funny when you look at Poland now, literally as homogenous as you can be.

aaaaJAJAJAJJA EL colombANO

if you knew a little high school chem you'd know that just because something looks homogenous doesn't mean it's the same
poland is a melting pot of rape and asian genes

we wuz wildlings n' shit

What you call a race is nothing but a collection of riff-raff like me, bleary-eyed, flea-bitten, chilled to the bone.
They came from the four corners of the earth, driven by hunger, plague, tumors, and the cold, and stopped here. They couldn’t go any futrther because of the ocean. That’s France, that’s the French people.

fuck off boney
don't you have a hre to dismantle?

That's rich coming from a crypto nazi

He just hated jews, that doesn't mean he was animated by nationalistic pride. He had no sympathy for the nazis either.

>glaciers melted
>paleo-europeans moved there
>indo-europeans cucked everyone to their language
>get our own germanic branch
>colonize the north because farming > reindeer herding

>be treveri gaul
>romans arrive
>romans leave
>become merovingian frank,later part of Lotharingia

Non meme answer.
>glaciers melted
>paleo-europeans moved there
>We migrated from Volga to estonia
>There we separated and went up to Finland
>We cuck the paleo-europeans living there out of existence
>We trade with passing by peoples like germans and numerous vikings
>Due to our rather small numbers we get incorporated into the Swedish kingdom

Meme answer for Sup Forums points
>finns are mongols from east asia sprölölö

Wrong.

It was OUR ancestors raping Vandals and Sarmatians, not like you stated.

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Turkic nomads from Siberia and Central Asia

>non-meme answer
>posts volga bend meme

WE WUZ LONGBOWMEN AND SHIETT

>Anglos are Germans
No, you idiot.

Native tribal Vietic groups that were probably semi-nomandic, lived in central Vietnam/Laos, migranted to the north then got influenced by Tai-Kadai peoples, and got annexed by China.

Half mapuche
Don't know, most accepted theory today is that mapuche culture evolved from some very old tribes that lived in central-southern Chile between 1100-400 B.C

blacks + amerindians + portugueses + germans + italians + japaneses + idk

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He's right, it's from the genealogical survey published in 2015.

newscientist.com/article/mg22530134-300/

Being a modern german I can hardly claim regional ancestry anymore as the wars mixed that up, albeit there should still be a genetic south/north divide and my ancestry is free of bavarian influence.

It starts with protogermanic Yastdorf culture in the north and celtic hallstadt culture in the south who are if indoeuropean heritage absorbing all the neolithic old euros in middleeurope.
Eventually the germanics in the north managed to win language supremacy over the south, then the romans romanised the west and brought some mediterran genes but they were driven out and the germanic peoples got Slav'd, Hun'd bred with the mysterious eastern germanics and then got also Frank'd strongly with autistic screeching going in to this day about the question whether these franks were more germanic or celtic in nature.

Whatever, we now had a bunch of slawo-germano-celto-roman populations with various degrees of admixture germanising a bunch of balts and slavs in the east and some balkanites in the south which are today known as southern austrians.
Being aware of such a heritage, we splintered into a thousand kingdoms with even more dialects and still thought of germans having to be divided into five sub-tribes in the 20s.
The wars stirred us up, driving the balto-slavic-germanic easteners into the celto-germanic-whatever west and other such happenings which are very regional and now we are all considered to be somewhat homogenous slurry in the middle of europe with that said north-south divide and maybe some lusatians still differing visibly in admixture.

Myself I am descended from balto-german and slawo-germans from the east who mated with north-western germans.

Yes that's where we were settled at the time when we started to move here. I didn't wanna go into detail how we've migrated in the last 100 000 years so i used that as a starting point my dear autist.

Nobody really knows but common theory is people moved west from volga to around the baltic sea. Also theres hundreds of random tribes in finland who werent even related and arent to this day, germans are more english than some finns are related to each other. Thats why so many finns look different from each other

I am descended from the original british colonists and the people who settled in the great lakes region afterwards

youtube.com/watch?v=Wg79R5jopj8

Wheres my money

If all us whites are genetically closely related to Indians from the Indus Valley area, why are Indians nowadays so fucking stupid in comparison? Did selective pressure for intelligence cause this change in the last ~10.000 years?

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Only the elite was "Aryan".

Who told you that bullshit?

>Ethnic Scot
>Came from Ireland
>Removed Britons
>Joined kingdoms with picts
>Slaughtered the Saxons trying to settle in the south east
>Remove vikings

we come from the steppes

Depends on what type of indian you're talking about, northern indians are different from southern indians

>3% Iberia
you're as black as coal, mate

Iberians: We dont know a shit about the origins of the old Iberian tribes. We only know they were related to the Romans.

Celts: They Came, conquered the north and cucked the centre.

Celtiberian: Modern day iberian genetically speaking. They were barbarians and raided the iberians over and over.

Romans: They came and brought civilzation and culture but they did not mix a lot with the locals

Goths: Cunts who deserved to die. They converted into islam when the muslims invaded us.

Arabs: Cunts. The locals who lived under arab control literally lived in an Apartheid country when the arabs and berbers were the privilage classes.

The greeks and phoenicians: We just traded with them.

why are europeans so obsessed with their heritage?

Why do Americans literally always define themselves as "[Ethnicity]-American"? Is it becaue they realise the USA is a hollow sham of a country and that they'd feel rootless and lost if they simply identified as "American"?

Thanks rasheed

if anything, Americans are the ones who are obsessed with it

>>ethnically cleansed native britons and pushed them away to scotland and a bit of cornwall

Finns descend from Ural-Volga warriors

listen buddy over at my home board Sup Forums you could NEVER talk to me so rudely
apologize

>Fuck off parisian mongrel

French
Franks
Came from Pannonia, then raped their way through Germany, then setttled in Gauls.

Agreed, it's most definantly a disability that's holding us back but no, everyone has to be a special snowflake and be multicultural

>muh Franks
unless there's a particle in front of your name you're barely Frank at all

Unless you're a Parisian mongrel who are mainly E(nigger) haplogroup carriers haplogroup , you're Franks at all

Dutch people are from the Netherlands.

And lots of that fled here from Germany, France, England, Portugal, Norway and so on.

You know nothing about pre-English history.

>gallo-roman muddy ass peasant with delusions of grandeur
wew
Franks were always the ruling class.

Nope

They're our ancestors, you're not included tho, since you're a mongrel racce

>A study of the forensic institute of Paris in the parisian population for 109 men some years ago (samples of the Parisian pop or the customers of the forensic instistute ?) .
>R1b 30,8% R1a 15,4% I 11,4% E3b 19,2% J2 15,4%

The land was covered in ice. When the ice receded, the people who were to become the Germanics moved in. Thousands of years later, some of these people had migrated south and some had stayed. Two of the tribes who stayed were the Swedes and the Geats. These unified to form Sweden.

R1b is also Gaulish lad.

>frenchman thinks he comes from the franks
almost as retarded as saying the normans were french

R1b is Hittite. But you're still mongrels, and we French have nothing to do with the Gauls who were described as tall blond haired and blue eyed(most likely I1 cuck)


The only Gauls left are you(parisian mongrels) who love to choke on arab cock, truely worthy of their cuckery

You do realize that India is not a genetic monolith right? You do realize that only a relatively small part of the current population (visible minority) is completely or almost completely descended from the ancient civilizations and elites from thousands of years ago right?

But I'm Auvergnat you shit. Also you don't understand crap about haplogroups distribution.

This is what some Finns want our origin to be

>caveniggers from poland crawl up here after ice age ends
>live like a bunch of subhumans for 10000 years eating mold and lichen and sleep in little holes in the ground
>swedes come and civilize us, teach us to wear clothes and live in houses

Somehow this is a noble origin but being from the Volga bend where there were actual cultures and progress is bad. I just don't get it myself.

i work with a Brazilian girl who looks like Kuriminha, what one is that in the chart? Caboclo? i thought it was mestiza


also, she's tall as hell, is that normal?

Some natives lived here before Spanish conquest, but not in the scale of Incas in Peru or Aztecs in Mexico. Eventually some tribes were cleansed, but the largest ones being mapuches and aymaras, who mixed up with Spaniards. Then, european colonisation came (where my ancestors came from), and now we're receiving a lot of inmigration from other south american countries, mainly from neighboring ones and the caribbean

Sorry for you,

But the Saxons were I1 people haplogroup carriers and were described as blue eyed and blond haired, they have nothing to do with you(Anglos) who looks like Spaniards


So...
*smack lips*
you wuz saying that we wuz Nordic n sheit
*clap hands*
And that we wuz tallz
*dindu nuffin*
blond n
*chimp out*
blue eyed n sheit ?

No that's not what I'm saying at all. Your posts are confused and full of non-sequitur, a.k.a. a bad way to try and hide your incompetence.

I'm a mutt of Massachusetts WASP, Pennsylvania Irish-Catholic, and Tennessee hillbilly ancestry.

Nope you were saying that we're Gauls, thus surely if we're gauls we must looks like them :)

Caesar
>The Gauls are described as tall and of great physical strength, with a fair skin and blonde hair, which they often reddened by artificial means. Men of rank and of authority wore the hair andbeard long. The more barbarous tribes gave themselves a terrible aspect by painting hideous devices on their half-naked bodies. Their voices were rough and harsh, their words few, and their language obscure and figurative. Disparaging others, boastful of themselves, arrogant, fond of idleness, they were very quarrelsome and always ready to fight, to relieve the monotony of their existence, if for no other reason. They were, however, high-spirited and brave to utter recklessness and contempt for death.

>inb4 muh mixed with romans


Ammianus Marcellinus (330-400 AD)
>The Gauls are generally tall, with white skin, blond hair and frightful and ferocious eyes. Their mood is quarrelsome and extremely arrogant. Any of them in a fight will resist several brawlers at a time with no other help than his wife's, an even more dangerous fighter. Whether calm or wrathful, the Gauls always sound threatening or irritable...

Gauls were still like that just before the conquest of the Franks :)

Kek

>romans described them as fair and blond haired
>must mean Gauls were Nordic
you're so fucking stupid it hurts

They come from Great Britain : they moved en masse to France because of germans/other celts

Take a guess,

brittany

t. butthurt LARPer

Accept your Frankish ancestors and stop LARPing as a Nordic, it's shameful and annoying


Einhard, Annals of Fulda, Year of our Lord 884
>It is said that Northmen of a beauty and size of body never seen among the Frankish people were killed in this battle.

>potato

>who werent even related
This is a meme, West Finns just picked up Paleo-European blood in excess

Celts aren't more Nordic than Franks you stupid fuck.

>West Finns just picked up Paleo-European blood in excess

Sometimes your bullshit just goes too far.
Do you have evidence that West Finns are autosomally close to Paleo-Europeans?

alcohol psychosis is one hell of a drug

>You do realize that only a relatively small part of the current population (visible minority) is completely or almost completely descended from the ancient civilizations and elites from thousands of years ago right?
Most north Indians are descendants from then. It's just that they're mixed with the local populace.

>I just don't get it myself
Because they have to keep up the false narrative that there was nothing before the advent of Swedes, so that we will never have an ounce of national pride and will keep sucking up to Swedes and EU for validation and remain under their boot.