Rachael Ray

>Rachael Ray

what the FUCK happened?!

>Rachael Ray

who?

>what the FUCK happened?!

the passage of time. It will happen to you too

And then you will die as we all do, alone.

Her titties always looked strange to me. Like, they're too high or something. Shes super barrel chested.

Luck she didn't stab herself with the knife.

too much EVOO

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when people get older they get fat

not really.

Too much Yummo not enough workoutoh

too much Delish, not enough Nutrish

Complete Photoshop. She's never been that skinny. Plus...FHM always shooped.

I'd still do her

Too much lardio, not enough cardio

They pointed outwards and looked flappy

Too much pb and j's, not enough dp bj's

Seconds. A lot of them. Thousands of them.

30 min meals every 30 min

too many torts not enough sports

looks like she caught a bad case of feminism.

>actor/actress ages
>keeping off the weight gets harder with age
>no longer casted as the "sexy lead"
>motivation and reasons to lose weight disappear
It happens to the best of them.

Hell, look at the man who used to be Batman.

crap she's a real porker now.

id still let her sit on my face til i was unconscious

covering her photo-shopped gut in each shot

300 lb wedding ring.

motherfucker looks like boris yeltsin

holy shit, this bitch can't walk down the street anywhere without stuffing her face with a burger. what the fuck.

don't think hes as bad as axle rose tho lol

op basically she broke the rule.. she got high on her own supply

Katy Lee is much better chef and a hottie

is this what she does though? non stop burgers?

>leaves house with burger
>backup burger in purse
>secondary backup burger in jacket
>tertiary backup burger carried by assistant

she just inhales read meat for 16 hours a day.

She drank the EVOO.

apparently she's been eating burgers non stop since 2008.

> ay lady I got what you need over here

.. shuffles into dark alley

> you got the good stuff main?

> ye

> hands rachael ray a big old greasy 3 patty burger

> rachael ray hands the guy a few crumpled up singles and some bum change

> I be back in an hour

she can inhale my red meat if you catch my meaning

i want her to suck my cock

she even eats inflatable burgers. is this her whole schtick? i dont watch cooking shows. from what i see she eats bugers all day and shills some olive oil with her name on it.

top kek

this

her ass has spread to proportions previously thought unimaginable for her frame.

Mr. Lahey, I have the most confusing boner, I'm not even sure if I'm gay anymore!

>hottie
>-10 tits
You high bro?

the thing is, this isn't normal levels of weight gain. this is the result of eating like a pig literally all day. i thought celebs can afford good home gyms and personal trainers, this kind of weight gain is unusual and dangerously unhealthy. i think that's what OP was asking. sur eyour metabolism goes down over time but she looks like she's over 300 lbs. that doesn't just happen.

That just looks like too many calories.
She was a cook.
Victim of her own success?

no fucking way.. I need more pics. WTF I used to love this chick. I saw her once when she visited a local restaurant. I believe the show was $10 and under.

her skin still look healthy and not that old. Excessive weight gain is the real problem here.

these pics are hard to dig up, i'm guessing she's been trying to avoid paparazzi.

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welp, looks like she has some kind of body dysmorphia shit going on that she thinks she's a bobblehead person. this must be a way to make the rest of her be as fat as she thinks her head is. Sad!

Ye almost broke me lelbow matey.

Slampiggy.

> basing hottness off tit size
14 year old detected

There is no way this bitch is over 180-220.

so much win here.

i have no idea what her weight is at, but all these news sources are saying she put on over 105 pounds and she's blaming it on menopause.

yall need Giada in your lives.

she was in her late 30s in these photos. credit where its due.

I'm sad now.

I wanted to smear butter all over her body and fuck her silly.

Now I just want to put her on a diet and take her to a gym so I can have my fantasy back.

Never liked her cackling voice any way. Good riddance.

So you'd take a 10/10 with small tits than a 6/10 with big old sweater puppies?

true queen of the food network

she is large as a barge

everyone know randy is bi
>newfag

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Thank god she hasn't gotten fat.

The only reason to watch food network now.

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Food + Time + Having people do shit for you all the time.

I'd still fuck her

I wouldn't do her, but she can make me dinner anytime.

Yes! Fell in love as soon as I saw her. She was making Italian which is my fav so that may have helped.

Mother of god.... da fuck.... I used to want to fuck her so bad.... that maxium shoot.... WTF HAPPENED?!?!?

Thank you op for bringing this shocking news to me....

that picture may explain some things.

too much turkey? lol

>used to be Batman
until i read this i just assumed it was steven seagal.

Its a pretty solid variable

Not that user, but yes, yes I would

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I STILL WOULD SMASH

RACHEL RAY SEXY AS FUCK

IDGAF HOW FAT SHE GETS

Email her that, you fucking shitstain.

Best post

Who?

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Cut her some slack, she's bulking before that mean cut.

>thighs for the guys
>glutes for the slutes

>what the FUCK happened?!
Murrika happened.

She ate all the products in Oscar's Smokehouse.

Is that Bert Kreischer? If so, holy fuck, impressive weight loss.

time makes fools of us all

literally the evolution of every mexican grill

Too much Yummo! Not enough cardio!

No wonder he's an angry fuck now. Alcohol will give you bloat.

Once a cheater always a cheater

im young and im fortunate to have a good metabolism still. im trying to be grateful for it, because i know it won't always be there.

Ha.

She is cheetah?