Alpha stories

Aaron Powell
Aaron Powell

Alpha stories
I am Alphanon and pic is related

3 hour nighy drive home in back seat next to sexy bitch
sexy bitch is getting tired and looks uncomfortable
grab sexy bitch's legs and set them in my lap
"th-thanks Alphanon"
ensure quarter chub the rest of the way home
sexy bitch probably thinks I have a fat cock
get out of car
friends walking away
grab sexy bitch by wrist as she turns to walk towards her car
pull her in close for hug bye
whisper "come to the bar with me tonight"
she faint smile, head falls on my chest
slightly louder "then home with me after"

Didn't take her home that night. Made her want it.

after party at the bar I bartend at
dancing with sexy bitch
everyone is too coked out to notice I'm making moves
no one else is on the dance floor
spin sexy bitch around but stop half way
pull her in close so bulge rests in ass crease
"let me give you this dick tonight"
head tilts back, Instant moan
she pushes off
"you have 5 minutes before I change my mind Alphanon"
sexy bitch prances towards door all hot and moist between legs
fuck in the rain, hood of her car in my apt parking lot
then on my table
kitchen
couch
bed
woke sexy bitch up with cunnalingus in morning and did it all again
played guitar and sang for her after
"I hope this wasn't a one time thing Alphanon"
it was
Pic related

Aaron Flores
Aaron Flores

alright

Luke Peterson
Luke Peterson

hour nighy drive home in back seat next to sexy bitch
definitely not an alpha with that shit tier english. can you even string a sentence together? evidently not

Jack Campbell
Jack Campbell

This happened

Ayden Morales
Ayden Morales

sexy? shes fuckable at best

Joshua Adams
Joshua Adams

It was a three hour drive back home from the lake. We left in the middle of the night and I was sitting in the middle row of the SUV, next to the sexiest girl I've ever fornicated with.

Owen Sullivan
Owen Sullivan

Itt. Things that never happened

Jaxon Peterson
Jaxon Peterson

It's because she's in the Illuminati.
Shirt doesn't lie.

Jacob Murphy
Jacob Murphy

didn't take her home that night. Made her want it
If you made her want it you would have had it. Quite making shit up you pathetic little man.

Oliver Powell
Oliver Powell

Liar of the day award nominees:

op

Congrats you won!

David Williams
David Williams

Lol

Anthony Gutierrez
Anthony Gutierrez

Did she whip out 15ins of sexy bitch cock later and make you gag like a trap faggot while shoving down your throat?

Did she watch irritated as you drank two shots of sugary alcohol and then endure your lisping attempts at charm and wit?

Did she openly ignore you the whole ride home, laugh at you behind your back and give you a 6 digit phone number when you clumsily hit on her?

Jordan Wright
Jordan Wright

Cringe

Nicholas Morales
Nicholas Morales

There is nothing more beta then an "alpha" bragging about being alpha.

Cameron Lee
Cameron Lee

this

Jaxson Wright
Jaxson Wright

The bitch pictures is in fact, barely sexy, probably just a bad look. Anyway, the fact that she indulges in shit-tier pretentious model photography likes this makes me think she's probably a brain dead whore, and some sort of mental challenge has to be present to make a bitch truly sexy. Also looks. She's a 7.5ish.

Ryan Powell
Ryan Powell

when you have to make up false stories and call yourself "alpha" to prove your worth

Dylan Howard
Dylan Howard

Can't remember anything more cringey

Dylan Wright
Dylan Wright

played guitar and sang for her after
best part

Zachary Thompson
Zachary Thompson

3 hour nighy drive home in back seat next to sexy bitch
back seat
not driving yourself
Stopped reading right there. That's beta behaviour.

be me
driving in my car
28 yo woman in passenger seat asks to suck my cock (I was 22 yo at that time)
sure, why not
I fucked her alot eventually

Evan Rogers
Evan Rogers

She's like... Every day tho man... Like... Who cares about skinny blonde chick? Unless that's rare where you live. Dude I consider myself pretty meh and I've never approached a girl but never been wanting... My go to move at a bar if I'm actually looking is to just go in an sit down. I will be approached and I will send most away, not because I'm alpha, but because I'm not interested.

"Alpha male" isn't even a thing, hell "alpha wolf" isn't a thing. Wolves don't work like that, they work in family units, it would be like watching humans and saying "yeah every family has a male in charge and he makes sure the smaller males don't fuck the older female".

I'm glad you got laid user but yeah man... She's everyday, her personality was probably by meh at best (it's why always turn down her type, I'm told I always "date down" but physical alone just doesn't do it for me... I get bored).

Bragging like are makes you look like a tool, especially about someone as common as that girl. Just be happy with yourself and dont look at a bunch of anons on the internet to make you feel good

Aiden Bailey
Aiden Bailey

Why do you lie on the internet

Asher Robinson
Asher Robinson

"yeah every family has a male in charge and he makes sure the smaller males don't fuck the older female".
this is correct

Jaxson Ward
Jaxson Ward

Yeah i was too lazy to write that in a more newfag friendly way

Eli Scott
Eli Scott

You sound like a beta fat fuck highschooler that so, so desperately wants to be Chad. So you make up a shitty, obviously fake story to ensure yourself that if you cannot be Chad, you can atleast pretend that youre Chad, and maybe some other retards will believe it too.

Brayden Cook
Brayden Cook

Read again

Aaron Adams
Aaron Adams

be welder
talk to the 7/10 qt3.14 in the file room every now and then
no shortage of coochie in my life
I sound like I'm bragging, but it's just 3 on again off again fuck buddies I have.
but talk her up anyway
ask her if she wants to go eat at this nice little hole-in-the-wall restaurant I know about on Friday
she agrees
skip to Friday
get home and fall asleep because lazy
wake up at 11
14 missed texts
she's livid
"lol sorry, i fell asleep."
no texts or anything for the weekend
lol k
monday
she will not fucking leave my welding station
pretty sure I gave the bitch permanent eye damage with how much she was hovering
she sounds desperate
decide to roll with it
act blasé and dismissive
Wednesday
she asks me to go to a resturaunt of her choosing instead
we're going tomorrow

So what's it gonna be, Sup Forums?
Go or flake on her again?
Nap time or slap time?

Parker Jenkins
Parker Jenkins

Yeah I meant in a way that newfags would actually take seriously and not try to be edgy, I'm with you man, same page and everything

Joshua Martinez
Joshua Martinez

Faggot

Anthony Garcia
Anthony Garcia

"Let me give you this dick tonight" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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