My retarded killer bulldog blocks your path, wat do?

My retarded killer bulldog blocks your path, wat do?

Call them a good pupper and pet the shit out of that motherfucker.

za warudo

You may live

I had a similar plan

Get in there, you know what he likes

Introduce him to my awesome stinker bulldog who is currently on his back balls in the air snoring in the corner.

Rub his balls OP

give that sweet boy a patting

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Tell him how handsome he is, let him sniff my hand, confident pat on the head, and pass
>check em

Pet him. Give him snausages. Take him home to live with me and not somebody who leaves him out blocking people's paths all day. There's fucked up people round here.

One shot from a .38 -- .44 would be overkill.

He lives pretty damn good

See - fucked up dubs rolling people everywhere.

Get the ball, get the ball, get the ball
Pretend to throw ball watch as dogie looks for ball

I fucking kill it

Break out the laser pointer

I project the feeling that I'm both superior, bigger and that I'll kill it if it tries anything. Your pupper is no match to me being in touch with my inner crazy ape.

>autism, the post

Yeah, nibbles wouldn't like that. You better just rub his belly

Let my Argentine Dogon go and watch as he ass rapes your little pup

>Dogon

Dogo*

Not your dog cunt

Never said the pic was mine stupid

This a 'murrican bulldog? Seems like it but can't tell by the picture.

Mine is the biggest baby in the world but scares the shit out of strangers at first because she's scared and puffs up big and barks like a big mean dog.

Give him a goody and pat him on the head.

throw a ball

that boy is getting a good long belly rub if he dare get in my path

that really mess up.

He's murrican. Johnson line.
He's the friendliest dog you've ever seen. He scares the shit out of anyone who comes around. You know you got a good one when people won't get out of the car.

If he is waving his tail probably get a rock or a stick, if not throw him a ball and pet him.

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>My retarded killer bulldog blocks your path, wat do

>blocks your path

Ok

Your para cord bracelet shows you mean business

Suck a log of shit from Andy Sixx's asshole. Post-haste.

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You should see my Paracord belt

Kek. Don't shoot my pup

Let my 2 bullies play with yours...

Spuds!

Does spuds piss on your coors?