What would Sup Forums do during the Purge?
What would Sup Forums do during the Purge?
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Go out and kill a bunch of edgy faggots that want to use the purge as an excuse to torment people.
Drink, smoke, wank.
You know most Sup Forumstards would rape
Download pirated content
kill niggers and self hating whites. Probably a lot of mexicans too. Rape whatever. Maybe kick a baby.
I would run around with a bucket of KFC to lure detestables out, and then I would shoot all their nigger's balls off. While singing "I love you" by Barney.
Start killing every nigger I see.
The purge seems like a really niggery idea to come up with.
Rape pretty woman
she gets stockholm syndrom
Marry her next day
Oh, also kill niggers
If you kidnap someone then the purge ends do you still oen that person?
Kill Niggers and Rape good looking girls is probably the stock answer
Steal shit and rape women.
most would if have bollocks lol
kill all fuckin refugies
Just defend my place and go to the top with a silenced sniper rifle and kill some idiots. Then go back inside and play some good old bf3
sudo apt-get remove --purge OP
Run in to my mummy's room and increase my GBP by 5 (10 if I'm really ticked off).
Stand outside and hope someone ends it.
And get trips, I guess.
Lets be honest most of us wouldn't get half walking through our first rape before we got murdered hardcore
Be a pussy bitch like everyone else here actually would
watch the Facebook live streams
I'd kill this white knight right here
Prolly go around and rape people and maybe kill a beta human. I'd love to kill my friends brother who has all sorts of issues.
Steal video games electronics a car raid a pharmacy and pyro the schoolos
catch nice girl, anyone above 14
bring to my basement
rape for rest of purge
I always laugh at feminists for calling all man potential rapists, but tbh, they are goddam right. The only thing holding us back are laws and a bit of moral.
Make a false and otherwise illegal $9999999999 donation to amvets and write it off at tax time
also if you steal a car
genocide in africa 2011
That's stupid tanker truck tipped over and dumb ass locals are trying to scoop up free gas and the whole thing caught on fire killing a bunch people.
a good day for africa and the whole world
S I L E N C E I S C O N S E N T
Go out to kill as much people as possible. Die by a hand of 8 year old girl.
We got pay to park machines all downtown plus parking meters. I will start a swift and systematic genocide that would make Hitler jealous. Mangled steel, shattered glass and spilled coins everywhere. Is also burn down the BestBuy. I have an old vendetta. Is also put down every obese person and anybody who tried to stop me.
Boobytrap house, go inna woods.
Speak for yourself, edgelord
why's homeboy got a cauliflower on his dick in the bottom middle?
Getting together with a bunch of like minded people who don't want murder to enforce rules regulating peoples actions. Kinda like laws that don't just magically come from the big government.
Fuck her right in the pussy
get weed and coke and fuck my head up till the end
huhuh if u dnt rape grils u r an white knite
How much work did it take to become such a big faggot
So what you are saying is you are just going to wait for everyone else to come slaughter you
Pretty much blow up as many sky scrapers I could. Being allowed to do that, logistics of it would be biggest problem. Nothing would be better than to watch the news the next day after purge day every year, to see them see the ruins of all the towers and see them rebuild em every year only for them to get blown up again next year.
Pretty sure everyone would form militias to defend their neighborhoods and anyone stupid enough to be edgy would probably get swiss cheesed. It's an interesting idea, it really is, but if it's only one night of lawless chaos (as opposed to the complete breakdown of society/scarcity of resources) most people will try to bunker down and survive with their friends. It'd be small packs of retards getting into gun battles with the militias. I feel like the really fucked people are like gang members or people with real enemies (debt sharks, not just that faggot at the office/school).
Shame about all of the violence, otherwise I'd use it to hawk as many illegal drugs as possible.
How much work did it take to become such a big faggot
You tell me you are the one that's been sucking cocks am I right
Sneeky breeki my way into peoples houses and murder them while they slept.
Stay in my basement
Truth be told, i wouldn't notice a difference
Kill all honkeys on sight, obviously.
Wow this almost sounds like a movie I've seen. Just can't place the name of it. Oh wait.....
Buy a pet reticulated python
huhuh if u dnt rape grils u r an white knite
Imagine killing anyone that offended you in an instant. That would be greaaaaat.
Go down the Winchester have a few pints and wait for it all to blow over
Implying anyone is going to be sleeping on that night. You stupid nigger
Gather up a few firearm owners and go on a spree of the hipster faggots.
Then I'd take over a city and enslave the population for a night
Be loads easier to shoot up transformers and cell phone towers, ground high tension lines and sabotage rail lines than it would be to collect literally tons of ANFO. Shoot up a couple transformers and the entire west coast is without water and power for weeks. Millions die.
Who would clean up all the mess? I would start that company. Purge purifiers inc.
Rack an eight-ball of blow and go to the nearest densely populated Muslim area with 2 12 pound claw hammers
Shoot this nigger from cover like any intelligent person would do.
1. Visit local Antifa group
2. Visit local mosque
3. Visit local synogoge
The Purge is a retarded idea that only appeals to angsty urban/suburban teenagers who are angry at their powerlessness and it would never actually become an institution in any real society. Even if it were mandated by a totalitarian dictatorship, people would band together and stop it even if doing so necessitates overthrowing that dictatorship. Anyone who's actually made anything of their lives or earned anything for themselves would defend themselves and each other from this. It's the same as that "destroy the bank records" thing in Fight Club: it only appeals to beginners and failures. Anyone who actually has any money in the bank (doesn't even have to be much) would fight against it. Anyone who has earned anything at all or has a sense of purpose in life would oppose the Purge.
Isn't it a crime to possess pirated content? Would there be a protection from that law on the rest of the year if you could prove you downloaded it during the purge? I think there would if you could bring it to the Supreme courts. It'd be an interesting debate I think
Check the tyre pressures on my car.
Thats genius shit
That didn't end well
You're the man !
Id try sell as many drugs as i could to the purgers. They need it so they can go full rampage and its not illegal. Money.
Enforce the NAP for ammo.
The poor outweigh the rich. Problem solved. Let chaos rule. How fun would that be. Just let go of what you think in control you sheep.
Implying they wouldn't shoot you and take your drugs
Kill every liberal, Nigger, Jew and politician I could.
Probably nothing. I'm too lazy to commit crime tbh.
Rob the bad dragon dildo factory
Wouldnt be face to face. Money through metal drawer in door, drugs back. Have to reinforce the gaff.
Came to post this
Single out every libcuck that currently infests Sup Forums.
Easy to do: walk up to a person and ask them if guns kill people.
Explosives don't exist
The ones that need to die are the ones who will sleep. The people who think "I'm totally safe, nothing will happen to me, because nothing bad ever happens to me!" need to perish.
Violently rape a man or young man.
Watch him rest of the year.
Send momentos throughout the year.
Step 1: set up a company (pre purge).
Step 2: kill all the competition.
Step 3: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
"Walk up to a person". First, you have to get surgically removed from your easy chair, you fat, ugly fuck. Then you'd get shot.
Over inflate the tires on my truck.
Go into first house cause you think they are asleep get mowed down because they were just waiting for someone
use hacks on csgo.... nobody try and stop me
Can't rape the willing
I read that all in like 30 seconds, read a book sometime nigger
Leave a bowl of candy outside and a take one sign, then turn the living room lights off.
The bowl gets stolen every year and now I have to buy two bowls from the dollar store but it isn't so bad.
Rape my poz ass get aids. LoL jokes on you
Park on handicapped spot
Jerk off on neighbors pinwheel thing they have in their yard
get comfy and watch the spectacle on the movin picture box
Yeah I'd probably do this too
Do what I always do and lie in wait hoping some retard breaks in so I can do my civic duty and shoot them dead.
Cause they won't be thinking the same thing
fourteen year old badass:THE POST
the poor outweigh the rich
I'm one of the poor, but I'm not completely broke nor in debt. I've earned things for myself that I wish to protect and keep. I know what it feels like to have my house robbed while I'm at work, so your
how fun would that be
sounds like ignorant angst to me.
Just let go of what you think in control
I control my actions. The only thing that stops me from going on a killing spree is the fact that I choose not to because I see more reward in maintaining the social contract than in running amok. I would rather live in a society where everyone agrees not to loot each other's homes, it has nothing to do with being controlled by phantom boogeymen. I've stolen things, and I've had things stolen from me, and having been on both sides of that makes me choose not to be like the people who robbed me.
It's just in our nature
You have to be 18 to post here, dubslord.
Wew lel. You wouldn't see me coming, albinonigger.
My attention span is about 10 second so that's 20 to long
Probably shitpost and fap.
heists probably. steal really important things that dont see the light of day
Sheep for the slaughter. Fine by me Cuck lord.
You have to be 18 to post here
Then you should leave now
Walk around the streets hoping to catch a stray or something.. hopefully run into someone who kills randomly.
Only a complete autist would murder someone.
Reminds me of that movie " A clockwork orange" where that guy is kicking the shit out of that woman's husband while singing " singing in the rain"...lol
You wouldn't see me coming, albinonigger
I have thermal on my rifle. You can't hide on even the darkest night
what are night vision goggles?
The majority of the poor are going to stay indoors and the rich are gtfoing when the purge comes and they'll have a small army protecting their shit.
I'd imagine purge participants are just gang members and people like the Cleveland shooter.
Go out and steal a bunch of alcohol and stuff and steal stuff from a hardware store so I can build myself a cocktail bar that I've always wanted but too poorfag to afford also drunk murderous rampage
Things you own end up owning you.
You speak of Control like it's not an illusion of society. One breakdown in that fragile establishment. You become an animal. Trust.
Nice selfie. You'd be dead the second the purge starts.
Art, man. Art. I'd spend weeks in advance prepping gigantic arrays of toynbee tiles, then spend all night laying them down by the freeway.
NAPSTER IS BACK 1 DAY A YEAR
for the slaughter
You only wish. Lucky for me and the vast majority of humanity, most people are able to tell that The Purge is a horribly stupid idea so you'll never get the chance.
But if you really believe what you're saying, why would you wait for the Purge to ALLOW you to do those things? Do you actually need the government to tell you it's okay to do that? How anarchist can you possibly be if you'd only partake of the Purge if it was a societally mandated institution?
Go kill someone.
NIGGA I DOUBLE DARE YOU.
being this retarded
I'd imagine by the third year people would take it as a joke and streak the night away.
How perfect would that be? No killing, no property damage, just people coming together and having sex at the end of the run until dawn.
get job as nurse
rape all the retards and comatose people
being this autistic
It's okay to be filled with dread, piggy. You monkeys are lucky there's no purge.
What TV After 6pm
"I'll take stalk your victims before you execute" for $600 alex
Run into a strange house if you want to retard. Just because you live a pampered life in your moms house doesn't mean the rest of us don't know what we're doing. I have plenty of experience with home invasions. If you see me in your home:
A.) It's already too late
B.) I've already been inside at least three times, and I've moved all your "hidden" weapons
I've broken into homes while people have slept, I've even stood over their beds. I've always thought about doing the deed, but I'm usually just there for your shit.
I live in a very remote area of North America.
I have and will again if YOU visit.
daily reminder that the United States has 300 million guns
So, rape niggers and kill good looking girls?
Calm down Cpt. John Price.
being this triggered
hide inside with weapons?
Are you for real?
Ever whack off on them? Touch them? Have you put silly things on them while they slept? Taken a shit in a funny spot?
I suppose I'd have to work on a way of knocking down doors
Set up some lights around my house, host some no-gun friends, camp in my second story office with my 9mm Beretta Cx4.
I would dress up like a geek squad service tech.
Break into shit apt or flat.
Cut your face off.
Wear your face like a mask.
While wearing your face. Rape all your loved ones.
Post on you tube.
Get million subscribers.
Make pewdiepie my wife.
The movies were edgy as fuck.
Militias and ingram-toting niggers would probably dominate if it were to happen irl.
he actually quoted fight club
No, I don't trust you. You only think that everyone is one bad day away from total psychopathy because you feel helpless yourself (and possibly because you read it in a Batman comic book).
Things you own end up owning you
Nice. Get that one from a pop song? My motorcycle does not own me, it enables me. My electronics do not own me, they enable me. None of these things are the money-eating status symbols you're expecting. I don't rush out to buy the latest new thing to show off to my peers. Basic materialism like precious metals and gems are just shiny rocks to me of absolutely no value to me. I only bother buying (and therefore wanting to protect/retain) things that actually enable me to be happier and more capable in life, not to resell or impress the shallow.
You speak of Control
I can do ANYTHING I WANT.
I choose to live lawfully precisely because there is more benefit to living in a society that guarantees me the right to keep what I have earned than living in a society where I can take anything I want and everything can be taken from me.
why are so many purger's in the movie furries?
teleports behind you
nothin personnel kid
Nothing personnel kid
That's how vegans breed
I usually rock a chub while I do my thing, but it's just nerves. I've never touched anyone, but i have eaten people's food before. Also ordered pay-per-view porn on this one old guys TV
I would kick a pigeon.
Go camping in the middle of the woods where no one will find me.
What benifit? To merely be a cog in society?
How predictably boring.
You are sheep.
being this new
You haven't done any of that.
Are you trying to imply that racism is mature?
You need to start doing it for fun, just go in and play with things. Or you could be cool and do any chores they left unfinished.
Honestly? Probably stay home with the lights out, trying to be safe.
Ideally? Go full blown superhero, prep gadgets and tools for when the Purge happens, silent takedowns and shit on maniac purgers. Be the goddamn Batman.
Keep telling yourself that.
Tomorrow when you wake up and go to work/school.
When you obey traffic laws instead of ramming people out of your way.
When you pay for your food.
When you pass anyone in a nice suit without robbing them.
You are sheep
You need to start doing it for fun
you could be cool and do any chores they left unfinished.
I'm going to keep to myself and rely on my supplies
Actually I hunt for a living. I guide rich fat males who want a taste of what it is like to be a REAL MAN.
Enjoy your double frappe latte, boy.
I guide rich fat males
I notice you didn't say "rob".
Pussy, I bet you actually pay for your ammo instead of stealing it from the bodies of dead cops like a REAL ANARCHIST.
double frappe latte
oh, those are good
Ha, all I hear from you is you trying to justify your palsy weak existence.
You will never know true freedom. You will pass away with never really knowing what it is to live life on your own terms.
Babaaa little sheep.
risk my life to rob shit so i dont have to work again (or for a while)
Kill anyone who tries to kill me or who gets in my way
say I notice you area also following the conventions of society that you're mocking me for
LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME WINNING LA LA LA
Have fun at work tomorrow.
Yeeeaaah no. That's how you get busted. Last thing I need is to fuck up a perfect streak by getting busted trying to bukkake someones jesus painting or trying to pinch a loaf in a microwave. Besides, that's not why I'm there
Pshh. Like I said, boy. Whatever helps you sleep at night. You are still a dreg of society, whom only contribution is your pathetic taxes and labored time.
You have acheived nothing and will never do so. Your only hope in your dwindling years will be to kill yourself to forget how pathetically you lived your life.
Careful not to cut yourself on that edge, user.
i would illegally download banking software and transfer billions to a swiss bank account that is untouchable once the law comes back online
because why the fuck would i want to go outside and kill random people for no fuckign reason.
Snipe every fucking red light camera in my neighborhood...and maybe rape a few pretty bitches.
rob shit and collect $$$ and if i die it wouldnt matter cuz life sucks anyway
1.) Reform Heavens Gate
2.) Arm the new order of Heavens Gate in order to defend ourselves from the ruffians
3.) Commit mass suicide at 11:59 PM
firebomb buildings retarded "snipers" occupy
hide and purge anyone who wants to purge me.
help the ones who can't move/catch as much people and chain them up, just for the lulz and set them free the next morning.
Whatever helps you sleep at night
Blackberry wine is all I need for that. I'm not troubled by my compliant role in society, because I freely admit that I am compliant for my own benefit.
You, on the other hand, seem to be bothered by the fact that you are also a compliant member of society. You are deriding compliant members of society and yet you are one yourself. When confronted with this, you feel a need to loudly declare that you are a "REAL MAN" and other such overcompensation to avoid addressing the point that you, too, follow the rules.
In a universe where the purge existed I'd try and make a gameshow based around it.
Contestants get put at one end of the city and assigned random weapons or tools Battle Royale style and the first one to the other side gets exfiltrated in an armoured truck while the rest are left.
$500,000 for the winner or something.
I think people would sign up because losing isn't like DEFINITE death or anything, its just a higher chance of death.
Film it using camera drone fleets and body cams and stuff, once per year pay per view event, make big bux.
Kill degenerates, niggers, Sup Forumstards and gangs committing crimes.
Kill politicians, banker families, CEO's and burn down their belongings.
Kill public figures I don't like.
I'd probably need to spend a lot of time researching security and how to get into safe houses.
Construct my own purge suit out of tinfoil and melted down cutlery
fly around city
gather all the tendies I can carry
also gather creamy ranch sauce
turn on oven
gorge myself on tendies all night
defend my golden-brown prize from intruders
watch Netflix and eat tendies until morning light
repeat again next purge
I'd watch that
BlackBerry wine, what a Beta cuck.
Nigger using a white mask that says "God"
Finnaly he realized only white rules
That actually sounds really tasty to me, senpai. Never had blackberry wine but I'd like to. Nice dubs.
Complacency coupled with a lack of acheivement is what I am targeting in your wasted lack of a life.
Your own lack of manhood however evident with the "blackberry wine" is not what I'm concerned with. You however deem it necessary to defend what little you have with fervent argument that leads me to beleive you are all too aware of it's absence. I need not bludgeon that dead horse any further than you have already.
Now, kindly piss off you wanker.
Nich check bro. Cuck is still a cuck though.
This stuff is so good I'd buy it even if it didn't have alcohol. And only about $5 for the 750ml bottle.
smoke trees and bate. what i do everyday.
You are a Super shill cuck lord! Fuck off kike.
Trips of truth!
Again, I can't help but notice that you are completely avoiding the one and only point that I am making:
YOU FOLLOW THE RULES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
All this bravado, belligerence, and condescension serves no purpose. Regardless of what aspersions you may cast on my own law-abiding existence, you are still complying with the rules of society every day of your life.
Steal as much stuff as possible. Full on looting spree
shoot up every madrasa, mosque and jewish temple in a 10 mile radius
This thread is making me cringe more than a feminist.
I'm not even jewish. I just buy what I like because I like it.
Funny how someone who claims that I don't know what it's like to live freely would reject an alcoholic drink for political reasons related to the manufacturer. I don't care if the people who made it are jewish, and I don't care if you think I should avoid it because you don't like jews. I like it and I will drink it regardless of the rules you wish to impose on me.
There, I just took a swig just now.
You actually made me want to drink my jewish wine, you have served your jewish overlords even against your will.
Eat cheetos in mom's basement. I have a raid that night.
what game is this?
Continue normal life an a Venezuelan
This is fiction bro! You are mental for arguing this long. You my friend have issues. Deep seeded issues and insecurities. Seek help.
Literally shit my pants like 99% of people...
What would I LIKE to do?
Rape and kill the girl that turned me down...
The only smart guy in this thread. Literally.
Continue normal life as a Venezuelan
Nice trips. May your fortunes forever be true.
When white people get to chimp out like niggers.
Also kill niggers and rape.
Go hide in the most desolated place i can think off where no one is around. I would probably go there one day in advanced
Manufacture as many machineguns as possible so that they're technically legal when the purge is over
Go on the Disney channel website without my parents' permission.
ayyy my homie. lichess is the prime chess website/app
Kill all mainstream media writters, delete polygon staff from the face of existence
drive really really fast
Probably act as a vigilante killing all you psychopaths
I'm not your friend, citizen.
And you stated that you have a job, and that you guide rich people instead of rob them.
That means you don't practice what you preach.
You, citizen, are a hypocrite.
I'd have a pizza party at my apartment, maybe some wild sex and movies. I'd just want to be left alone, but I guess I'd fucking mangle someone if they actually tried to get inside my place to do something stupid. Maybe launch some fireworks off my balcony for shits and gigs? That's about it.
Someone didn't learn fuck all from that Hispanic dude from the one Purge movie.
soooooo..... you'd kill yourself?
this is why I just leave my rifle leaning around
Also why I actually carry my sidearm on me like a sensible person
and, know, lock the doors and all that.
Christ you little edgelord.
I have blunt instruments all over the place, and quite a few knives. I'm pretty OCD about everything having a particular place so that at every step between my bed and my front door there are at least two things within reach (one on each side), so it's pretty unlikely that ANY of that could be moved without me noticing, much less all of it.
I'm not even that guy you were arguing with. You both have some fucking issues.
Your whight knighting is nextlevel cringe though bro. Just STHAP.
At least you lock your doors, you'd be appalled at the amount of people who
-don't lock their house up
-don't lock their car up
-don't own a gun
You can call me whatever you like, fact of the matter is I go after easy targets. I made my bed hoss, and I sleep comfortably at night. When people like you get robbed, it's by idiots or druggys who don't care.
Fuck your mom
First thing I'd do is hop right on the Pirate Bay and pirate a bunch of pirate music. Maybe the FBI won't smash down my door and drill me in the ass this time.
Is...is that a Wight joke??
Are you from /tg/ or just illiterate? Because 10/10 if the former.
If the latter, I'll thank you not to assume my character class. I self-identify as a Red Mage.
12yo detexted, gtfo underage faggot
but his text is still there.
If it carry's on to Britain, kill some Fenian fucks and some arseholes, Have a pint or two try and survive the end of it chilling.
Go about my business as usual. You realize that people can just go around killing and raping all they want now and most of them don't, right? How does the purge change that?
inb4 2017 believing in humanity
carry my sidearm on me like a sensible person
Yes, sensible people just walk around with guns strapped to them. Makes perfect sense.
Anti-purging. Still get to slaughter, but without hurting innocent fags just trying to get a meal.
But they don't because most are gaylords worried about getting asspounded in prison by Bubba.
Yes, actually. That's a pretty regular thing here in the land of the free. Concealed Carry permits aren't that hard to get in most states, and several states have recently passed or are currently working on passing open carry laws.
Don't carry a gun. Your choice.
Guy going to murder you with gun.
Hey no fair. I don't beleive it's sensible to defend oneself equally.
Tough luck kid.
Life ain't a fair.
Who's sensible now?
You are dumb, you are really dumb.
worried about getting asspounded
I don't think you know how gay works.
You've never survived a break in, have you?
I did. They came in through the backdoor in the middle of the night. The only thing they stole were kitchen knives. You're a fucking retard if you aren't ready to meet someone like that, because they do exist.
I live way up north. So wouldn't have to do much to stay alive. Also, I'd just chill and hear about it on the radio.
rape a dolphin