I have a job interview tomorrow Sup Forums
I have a job interview tomorrow Sup Forums
Take a couple shots of vodka before walking in
good luck user
what kind of job?
I don't drink vodka
You're fucked then
Keep your penis in your pants. The whole time.
Also, checks em.
Will it work with scotch?
good tip. thanks user
Yes but you'll need to drink more of it
Project confidence, you're a team player, flexible when it comes to work, determined to help the company thrive.
That's what I've been doing wrong
Act like u own the place without being an asshole and its pretty much assured you get the job. Confidence is so the key to landing all jobs. Once ur in the interview stage the jobs urs if u own it
Holy shot don't do that. They'll be too threatened.
Will do buddy
get off b and start prepping answers for standard interview questions.
I thought I was applying for a sales job, but it turned out to be a supervisor role.
I got a call back, so that a good thing right?
I'm nervous as fuck
Research the company so you have a little background on them. Prepare a couple of thoughtful questions to ask. Like something about advancement opportunities and company growth.
Dont be u should be stoked, theyll train you just make sure to ask all the questions u need. Focus on what youll need to succeed, not what could go wrong. And if thats hard, focus and what u can do to prevent those things from going wrong.
Depends on the job really but
be humble when appropriate, these people will be your new bosses
don't speak too much or too little when answering questions
be honest, bosses like people who are upfront about shit
when answering questions about experience etc, if you're good at making similes and drawing comparisons you can use literally almost anything to make you look like a better supervisor. eg: used to volunteer coach kids on weekends -> they can see it as good leadership skills etc
This. Even if they're a smaller mob or a family-run business try find out some shit from people around town or people that used to work there. Larger companies, use the internet.
This. Try to show that you have potential and willingness to learn and improve your skills.
It's at a video game/electronics retailer
any advice on questions that I should ask them?
don't go drunk
Constantly reference your time on Sup Forums and your knowledge and mastery of memes
But another user said I should drink before it
Who can I trust?
Don't, just don't. Don't smoke weed before either and don't come in smelling like cigarettes.
walk me throught your resume
tell me about yourself
what are your skills
what are your weaknesses
why did you leave or planning to leave your current employer
what do you consider fun
what roles do you want to assume
what is your wage target
can you take a drug test
those are the most common types of questions i have gotten asked during IT interviews so i cannot say about your employer
but they are common so prepare your anwsers
also they might say do you have any questions for us.
you must ask two questions one i use is what is the company/office culture like.
its your future not mine
be the right person for the job
can you take a drug test
welp. I'm fucked
Blowing 5 guys
That's actually a good idea, I'll ask them why they picked that company
These. OP you said it's a supervisor position. Expect questions about situations like, if A and B don't get along and X happens what do you do?
A big part of a supervisor position is being able to make the right decision in an instant. So expect questions like that.
A hates B
B doesn't hate A
A keeps trying to screw over B
A is your best employee
n shit like that.
go get fake pee if they as that, its 30 dollars at the smoke shops it fucking works. trust me on that. dont use the heating pad just wear tight underwear and stick the can their a half hour before your drug test it will be your body temp and just pour it in the cup and done you passed.
I have no supervisor experience.
I have no idea why they called me back. I'm seriously expecting to ask if they have any lower tier roles that I could fill.
I know the industry quite well.
this level of paranoia
Most large companies even just do mouth swabs bro, piss/hair tests are too expensive and take too much time. Also it sounds like he's going for a supervisor position at gamestop, so they're not even gunna care enough to drug test him to be honest.
I doubt that there will be a drug test.
I'm willing to bet most of them smoke weed there anyway
It's not about taking it it's about how you answer the question about taking it
Nothing wrong with having no supervisor experience. Everybody has to get their first supervisor position at some point. Just try to be calm, collected, confident and if you get a chance try to show some leadership skills and you'll be good. Show potential for growth and willingness to learn and you're in.
But pretty much this
Do the bottle flip thing
well every job i got asked for a piss test it has something to do with insurance regs for a lot of companies.
I'm seriously expecting to ask if they have any lower tier roles that I could fill.
Don't do this. That'll mark you as "content" which means they'll leave you in that position and won't consider you for promotions etc later on. Go for gold and just be willing to learn shit. They know it's your first time being a supervisor, they can see it on your resume. They probably picked you BECAUSE you have extensive knowledge of the industry, compared to maybe 4 other dudes that don't know shit or have no experience.
Don't wear underwear, take a Cialis.
You want a good outline of your cock at leather stage to show dominance.
Weed is the best you can do JUST before the interview, it will calm you down.
Also the scotch improves your confidence a bit, bosses like that.
Source: working HR
I didn't think of it that way.
They called me in for an interview, so there must be something in there they liked.
I did a bunch of voluntary youth work when I was younger. People generally respond to that quite well
My Dubs confirm
dubs have spoken
no alcohol or drugs
walk in and sit behind the interviewers desk and put your feet up on it, then fire him.
I am the boss now
You are fired
Drunk on weed
aww shit nigga
95% chance of job
Not anymore I'm not
At the end of the interview, ask if there's anything in your resume that concerns them.
look at job spec, understand what it is they actually want from the candidate, bend your experiences to fit the spec. don't be a dick.
don't be a dick.
what if you're a cock model
When the interview starts to end, ask a casual personal question to show the interest in the other person. Example: "what's your favorite drink? I like scotch most."
in fact I got some right here
pulls out a flask with mlp on it
I took in my resume and they said they would contact me if they had anything available.
Got a call the next day for an interview.
Their facebook page had a post looking for a supervisor so I put 2 and 2 together
Ask questions about the company team events to show you are a team player, if there is a Christmas/Halloween party, is there a weekly team beer evening?
ask him if he likes daggers
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