Be me

>be me
>be highschool dropout
>have no credentials
>submit resume to literally everything
>somehow get hired by Wendy's
>don't really care about the job and shitpost on corporate twitter thinking it'll be funny
>accidentally reinvent entire brand
>sales up 20%
>marketing division declares me their new king
>million dollar bonus
>mfw

how though

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THIS IS NOW A WENDY'S THREAD!

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now post her with a dick you faggot

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What did i miss?

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I'm glad this happened to the most edible fast food, can you imagine if people got tricked into thinking carl's jr is good?

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wew

anyone else think the nugs for carter got overdone (kek) really quickly? it wasnt even that funny to begin with

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I wonder if this post actually secret Jew plot to get us to work and buy Wendy's product, no?

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But their food taste's terrible

They invented the baconator so no

You have no taste.

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eh, but what is better?

also wendy's has the best mascot by far

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Love dat laughing face.

wtf i want wendys now

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it tastes like America.

yeah best mascot for sure but all fast food places kinda suck I suppose.

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It's working

Are small girls the secret to success? Was Wendy's marketing ahead of it's time?

She looks comfy as fuck dude

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Yes.

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Enjoy that tasty high resolution.

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Pretty sure this is the guy that posts the age, where you work, how much you make thread every night. It was a shill all along.

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Doumo,

Right click > Save.

Yeah but Wendy's art is being posted so I'm fine with it.

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Cute bush

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I think this recent Wendy's faggotry explosion is just stupid.

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mascot is alright need a update though but their food sucks I never heard anyone say "Let's eat at Wendy's" nor when I pass buy is their anyone there at most maybe 3 costumers

My dick disagrees

>art

What just happened to this thread?

So why are you in this thread?

I know a guy that dated the real Wendy in high school.

He looks almost identical to pic related.

not even lying.

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>mfw I looked up rule 34 on Wendy 8 years ago

Literally found almost none back then. Some of these are great.

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To tell you how stupid this faggotry is. Duh!

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You must have a really shitty Wendy's

It's artwork. Drawings. I'm not sure what your point is here. Just because they're not some sperglord with their skull caved in slapping a paintbrush broke in half against a canvas and producing what every kid makes in MS Paint as a multi thousand dollar painting doesn't mean it's not a form of art. At least there's something to fucking look at.

tl;dr I don't like bullshit splattering of paint being considered art, it triggereth the niggereth.

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To voice disapproval and encourage you faggots to leave my board.

Great thread, guys! Now how about going to buy some Wendy's nuggets?

I worked at Wendy's about 4 years ago and we had days where we only had 1-2 people actually come to us for food. Even the employee's went to a diner or mcdonalds for lunch kek

Fair enough.

>he doesn't realize this is the cointainment board.

Not your board. It's our board.
You let the normies and faggots take over a long time ago and refused to stop it, so you have no more power or authority.

Submit to your new masters, bitch. You have no other options.

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>my board
good b8 requires subtlety young padawan

FROGS SURE ARE SALTY

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>anime face maker go
More like anime face maker go kill yourself

>calling someone a sperg while delivering an uncalled for rant to a post containing a single word and a meme arrow

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Ok.

Meanwhile in Japan...

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God what a shit outfit

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Are you fucking me right now? I have a perfectly normal response typed out and despite retyping it 30 thousand times it won't accept but it accepts me literally copying and pasting the shit it was giving me?
Fuck off with your shit system.

>le maymay arrow xD
kys

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Lol

That's some shitty photoshop work there yup