ITT: we post like we are on the moon
It wouldn't change
Euston we have a faggot in sight
there is no wi-fi up here
Well, it would take 1.3 seconds longer to post
john madden john madden john madden john madden...
So, now, after two hundred thousand years of our (inter)species development and technological advancement, we've made it and permanently settled on another celestial body,
who's up for buttsecks?
Dooo pfschhh yoou meeaann aa pfschhh biiit liiiiike thiiiipfschh??
Can't because we never went.
guys, who as in charge of bringing the lube. It's not here.
All it takes is killing six people and this entire moon is mine.
So we pretend to post here but never actually do?
Why did you bring garden gnomes to the moon? I CAME HERE FOR SPACE BUTTSECS AND ALL THAT I HAVE FOUND IS GODDAMN GNOMES.
but i'll shove that hat up my shitter anyway. I'm just not happy about it.
fuck off space niggers you can crash on the planet
Gurgle gargle garg: beep.