Your greatest strength

>Your greatest strength
>Your greatest weakness

I'll start:
>Can see through people's lies, not easily fooled
>Can't stop thinking about death

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careful with those edges brah

>grows the dankest weed in history
>cant stop smokan

So edgy.

>Farts consistently smell like corn starch
>Fart approximately every 10 minutes

its already edgy

>strength: lift 6 days a week
>weakness: forever bulking

>Your greatest strength
I can edge for a long time without cumming

>Your greatest weakness7
I can only get hard to porn with very strong humiliation

>Surviving Sup Forums
>Not surviving Sup Forums

>have above average intelligence
>don't really care about life

holy cringe

>No emotions
>Constant dark and suicidal thoughts

Is that his son? What a dick.

>Your greatest strength
Raw determination. Tell me I can't do something, and I will KILL myself proving you wrong.

>Your greatest weakness
Same as my strength. It has landed me in the hospital more times than I can count. I nearly worked myself into kidney failure before, because one of my bosses told me there was no way I could do the job.

if you have no emotions you wouldn't class any thought "dark"

>Your greatest strength
Intelligence
>Your greatest weakness
Intelligence

> Pretty impartial and generally inoffensive

> Horrific procrastination/lack of motivation

>Is able out going and able to make friends easily
>fat

ITT: Edgy as fuck

>have a strong academic base in philosophy, history, current events, politics, film, biology, mathematics, and chemistry
>am so fucking lazy that I haven't picked a major, haven't registered for next semester, haven't picked classes, haven't studied for finals

Lack of empathy or emotion
>will say anything to anything to anyone for giggles
Lack of motivation
>Don't aspire to be or do anything contempt with minimum wage

> Have an extensive knowledge of chemists
> 8 year old girls

>can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe it's not Butter
>am on Sup Forums

Autism

>Understands other peoples emotions very well
>Doesn't understand own emotions

>adept at manipulation
>>>lazy, gosh am i fucking lazy

>Lurking /b
>Lurking /b

i love people
i love people

>Not being a total fag
>Being a total fag

same

same

same again

>8 year old girls
What?

>I can read people like books
>Im a sociopathic, anxiety ridden, aggressive piece of shit who cant have meaningful relationships

Once you've watched an 8 year old, eager to see you happy and as a result eagerly sucking at the tip of your cock...And then gratefully drinking down your jizz despite it tasting gross to her...It'd be your weakness too.

>gay as fuck
>smoker

>Incredibly Passionate
>Love to terrorize the town

same, fuck

>I'm funny
>I think I'm funny

>My greatest strengths is having many strengths

Biggest weakness:
>having so many strengths can feel heavy

what the fuck hahah moist! have that happen to you tough?

same

>could kill a person between my thighs
>pencil thin wrists

Often. You'd be surprised how easy it is to get your deviant desires fed by hanging around the right forum.

Can see trough people's lies
Weakness deep thinker
Don't know how to green text I'm a "Newfag"

>Im a loving person who wants to treat people right and with equality
>Im an islamic fundamentalist

>Strength: Can host an unforgettable luncheon
>Weakness: Has to disguise fast food as his own cooking

Whos the guy in the image op?

shit man thats some weakness, you have my pity

Like me too HOLY shit lol

>professionally-tested IQ of 150
>cystic fibrosis, probably going to be dead in a few years

and no, I don't think IQ is a proper measure of intelligence, but my phych wanted me tested so there it is. I can die at age 25 knowing that I was quantifiably smarter than the people I pointlessly argued with online my whole life.

I am a Taurus so even if you put reins on me and make me pull 9,999,999,999 LBS using my back i will remain unshaken.

Unfortunately i don't feel like doing anything, so enslavement is the only way to progress. Oftentimes i wish i was born a slave on a plantation in 1830s south. I like being whipped, so that's a plus.

nice trips.Been dealt a shit hand, lifes a bitch

Kek should have put weakness
Don't know how to green text

well now i don't even know, are a cop?

but what do you have to show for the IQ? i

I used to simulate Japanese girls as a hobby. And whenever they got too smart they would always die of a seizure or breast cancer at like 15 years old. I think it's God's way of putting a safety cap on human progress.

not exactly a "weakness" in the way OP meant, user

>I hav huge cok and I'm really cool

>get too many chix

just put this before text:
>

are you a cop?*

You have to use @[green]my text here@[/green]

(without the @ signs.)

>like this

you're a cool guy user

...

[green]FUCKYOU[/green]

Oh god no.

>strong willed and have always done my own thing travelled round lots of different places drank smoked done all the drugs fucked 100s of women

>now a recovering alcoholic and have other health issues due to being so reckless with my body in my teens and 20s. worried about my future.

>Thank you
They'll never know I'm a Newfag now ;)

I got into king's college london with barely any effort after a year of study (the standard is two years) and I've read a staggering number of books.

Other than that nothing because I'm a lazy piece of garbage who gets bored too easily, so I tend to give up on learning new skills and go back to my pointless comfort zone.

okay, faggot, see above.

Also, I have almost no understanding of other people's feelings and can't maintain a relationship beyond "sort of distant friendship".

strength
>i have the best opinion on everything, if everyone was like me the world would be at peace

weakness
>cant express myself properly, always think about what i could've said hours later when its no longer relevant

>Got a big dick when erect
>Got a small dick when flaccid
Why god

same

no worries, use it wisely bruh

What do you mean by can't stop thinking of death?

Slow down buddy. Only one strength.

So Autism ?

"weakness"

i was lying. you suck

>I have almost no understanding of other people's feelings and can't maintain a relationship beyond "sort of distant friendship"

You may be a sociopath

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We can go look for Laura B and Valensyia S then

strength: I'm honest
weakness: I lie like a motherfucker

I mean real small when not erect we talking like 2 inch. its like 7 when hard, i dont get it

Lying? You mean being sarcastic. You suck cocks girly man

I feel like my psych would have brought that up, but who knows. I'm diagnosed aspergers obviously

>Ambitious, can succeed at almost anything I put my mind to, reasonably intelligent, love to argue and solve complex problems

>I'm obsessive, narcissistic, and I went through my entire high school career a kissless virgin.

even tho i might seem like a autist i dont actually think i would get diagnosed with it

Kek. Normies don't know who Sam hyde is.

you lost the game, friendo
now drown in shit

sames man

>Valensyia S

Now there's a naughty little cock tease that knows exactly what she's doing.

>that one guy who replies "same"

Strength: I'm funny and awesome and can read people like a fucking book.
Weakness: I have delusions of grandeur about how awesome I actually am NOW several years later after being the most popular guy in my town for like a decade and being the fastest and best at skating and all that bollocks.

>strong intuition and gut instinct that's almost never failed me.
>PTSD gives me a short, violently explosive temper

>cool guy
>friendo

>>i have the best opinion on everything, if everyone was like me the world would be at peace

No such thing. That's not a strength bro, thats called being full of yourself.

> STRENGTH - Im not gay, black or ginger
>WEAKNESS - I cant feel happiness

>Sam hyde
I went to high school with him. He was a weak-minded little faggot then, and I don't see any difference now.

same

>has great self confidence

>gets super nervous when talking to girls

My fucking favorite of the whole Candydoll series!
She even looks fucking amazing today