what ya drinking Sup Forums?
pabst is my shit
for cheap anyway
What ya drinking Sup Forums?
what ya drinking Sup Forums?
Gin, gin and gin
U know the rules
Is your name Kat?
i'll show you mine if you show me yours faggot
Just a handle of popov. How's shot going?
but good guess
I don't have tits whore
Sharpie in the pooper
Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I replied because you're a female on Sup Forums, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen. =D
Shit* I'm already drunk
Your dripping cunt
Carlsberg fan here.
Cool shirt but purple would nicer on you, i promise!
post butthole bae?
nothing but i wish it was your piss
posting a thumbnail
gee wiz im so nervous
take a kpin or something
tits or gtfo
For cheap, usually Benchmark Old no. 8 Bourbon. Not as good of a mixer as a lot of bourbons, but I almost always drink it straight anyways.
Also, tits an' bourbon. Your turn.
it's old pasta you fucking faggot
just... just put your shirt back on, you're just embarrassing yourself
Cringe neckbeard found
says the skinnyfat kid who's probably not sprouted a pube, let alone a facial hair. What I'm getting at is... stop trying to impress people when there's nothing impressive there
Coors light, fam
Nice troll fam
i don't like the weird country shit he did
here's a time stamp
as much as i want to be a 40 year old man
Tough Willie. If you dont know what that is you havent been at my level yet.
Gogol Bordello is shit tier music
yeah it was pretty lit
Why won't you show your tits? I would love to see your butthole as well. You're sexy. Show it off.
Are you a dude? Ugly motherfucker.
voi-la intruder is solid gold
stage performance is fantastic too
quit tryna be a hip fag
Cute hair, can I see your tits?
pic stolen from other drinking thread
Why pretend to be a below average looking girl?
I've been proven wrong.
My bad, statement still stands though
why arent you wearing purple?
Please financially dominate me with your soles.
his country stuff is what i listen to the most it took me forever to get into his scum fuck stuff
i went through a folkpunk stage for about 6 years so i have a real soft spot for country stuff
show me those sagging grapefruits, whore
gogol bordello is solid 7/10
40 minute old thread
No tits from op
aayyy better than ugly
lol erin is that u
I mean, I get it. You don't want to show us your tits. But at the same time, how else did you see this going?
Vodka chased with ice water
Wish I had some orange juice
P.S - In dire need of cigarettes
Just finished off the last 1/4 of a bottle of Lamb's Navy Rum.
Now onto a nice bottle of red wine.
I'm a classy cunt.
Just rolling my last joint... my mate who sells got caught by the police earlier and I can't be fucked to move to get smoke at 12.30am.
down the bottle, get nude and post everything
Not Your Father's Root Beer tonight, most likely. And personally, I would love to see inside your mouth. But only if you feel like it.
Good old Rainier.
Miss when it was brewed right here at home, before Anheuser-Busch and all that.
does nobody get that this is a trap? show me your feminine penis op.
tits or gtfo butterface
actually nvm everything about you is enough to turn yourself into an alcoholic to cover up your shame
Smoking Beer and Drinking Morocco.
By the way Youre a Bitch Go Anywere else
TITs, or GTFO.. with all due respect, plox.
shits too sweet to get drunk off of
learn the rules / lurk more newfags
and its not even summer yet
dirty fingernails af
So you make cartoons and shit?
don't get me wrong, i'd still do ya.
ohhh 5'01 , a spinner!
are you into age play or extreme vore?
Yeah, your gonna have to show us those big as titties you've got there. Thanks in advance.
quiet you fucking coont.
Russian Vodka is best...if your neck can take it.
Is that NYS ID?
If so your chances have just improved
no, YOU lurk more, you god dam fagot. lrn da rulz.
vodka is disgusting girls drink. whiskey for real men
You don't need them. You just think you do. Quit while you can.
nah man, vodka-soda is the shit to party
look like texas
I bet they smell amazing underneath
Fuck, I want to lick the scum out from beneath them.
Welcome to Sup Forums, gentlemen.
make it easier for us, just post your tits and we'll all be happy
plox fuk of
I agree with this guy.
Hue, this wouldn't surprise you if you'd been here for more than 2 hours.
If u post your tits i will post my cock with timestamp. Stop being lame..... I mean...you know you came here to show them any way. Why else would you post here?
it's only April
Yuengling is like, 18$ for a 24 pack
I've finished 18 of these tasteless fuckers and I'm still sober.
Tempted to make another beer run though.
that's why i'm hiding my age, yeah
post pic with shoe on head
get some hurricanes
Icehouse is high percent and cheap as hell. Work's really well for a college student.
Not sure yet about to go to the store
Don't get doxxed
Nothing beats Sternburg Export
that sounds like something i dont want to do
give me something else
Usually everclear. Because if I'm getting drunk, I fucking commit.
gotta try and make it look real
that sounds like something i dont want to do
why not ?
Cancerous pasta is cancerous
pic with PBR on head then
i kill things with my shoes
she gon' get doxxed
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.
mfw thinking about you hurting
I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.
but tshirt on your head and hold the arm up making you look like a snail
its my fetish
ITT alcoholic thread dissolves into asking a random slut for nudes
Can we jsut get back to the important shit, namely alcohol.
Gogol Bordello is my shit.
I still want to know why she isnt wearing purple
found the thirsty virgin
my boy said there's already 30 threads for tits and only 2 for drunks fuck off
it tastes like apples
She probably has all her wits.
so you live in a trailer.
Who's this fucking whale you're all thirsting on? Fucking disgusting Sup Forums
aight, she's legit.
Not wearing purple
I'm still disappointed with you.
I've got that t shirt
but they will all vanish, I promise. It is just a matter of time.
I have been to that bordel
Are you in a ski cabin?
Had some coronas last night but now it's just herbs.
das olle billig pennerbier
not gonna lie, you're actually pretty cute
meh it's just a house
friends grampa built it
have a dog that bites peoples fingers off when they stick them in the fence
I would rail that woman so hard she'd need both hips replaced.
I don't know why but for some reason I've been really into scratching a granny off my bucket list lately.
People stick shit in your fence often?
how could you even think that ?!?!?!
what's up with all the newfags ?!
gonna crack this one open tonight
You wanna see me 1st? Ignore that faggot, I'll play along if you do.
Then move on to this
I don't fucking know, they must be some beta fags
You have such a cute face. I would date you as a fellow female user.
I'm drinking yur sadness
In a bottle of haaayaaayaaateeee
oh shit you're still here?
maybe i dont have nipples
do you really want to know
Underage drinker af, wow you are so cool. Your parents are gonna be so mad when they find out.
If you keep interrupting you'll need to wait in the car.
Drinking coors here. Gogol is pretty good band, OP.
But you should really show tits if you're gonna bother posting pictures of yourself.
maybe i dont have nipples
shut up macfag
my wife hates me
i hate me
but you could probably find some redeeming quality to latch on
here for the titties & beer
Nah fuck that OP. Face -or- tits. You already posted face. You know how this plays out.
kek, you autist
what's a random Sup Forums thread without booze and titties though?
Then finish the night up with some shots for some drunk gaming, music then a fap to finish it all off.... got to let off some steam with all the work I'm doing for finals.
BREAKFAST STOUT, drinking with mom what up
You seem nice, Brian? May I lick your bag?
Finish 6beers then insert can in pussy
Kokanee. Had some rhum last night too. Lucky to have my driver license today.
its good stuff it's a pint of 11% ABV high-quality suds
i'm at work
there are so many to choose from
you guys are some fancy fucks
cut your nails man
All these pretentious fucks drinking fancy shit, and here I am shotgunning steel reserves in the parking lot.
Coors(keystone) ice. Cheapest abv/$ beer near me and I like it. Usually grab a sixer of something yummy and just keep the shop fridge stocked with the cheap stuff in case I just want something cold while wrenching or run out of good stuff and decide I want to be less sober.
For a concert or chilling at Walmart?
i need it for coke doin'
Fake. It's Friday the 28th.
na, just the parking lot behind my apartment
Good taste 10/10
Nah nigga. You want that cheap shit, get Costco brand light beer. Shits like $20 for a 48 pack of 4.2%.
meh, just bored, and old enough to have money.
Are you alone or drinking with friends?
If you like gypsy shit...
You might enjoy some gypsy drum and bass!
Ever see a picture of someone on Sup Forums and think,
"You know, he's probably a cool dude. I think if I knew him, we'd probably be friends."?
Rock on random Asian dude. I like your shit.
that's what up
that shit got me through high school
but where will i go
this is all i have
i'm shitposting on Sup Forums, what do you think?
Spend literallly two more dollars and get something that doesn't taste like monkey piss you cheap, white trash, hillbilly, self entitled, hipster wanna be, attention seeking whore
Fuck tits, I wanna see that pussy and ass
Never seen a bottle of Erdinger made for export/with an English label. Good beer though. Greetings from Germany!
one of my faves
Don't have a Costco card...don't want to drive all the fucking way there. Not poor. I honestly like my 5.9% keystone when I'm wrenching and I can get that at the corner store no need to drive into town.
Good beer though.
Weißbier fag detected
Nectar of the old gods
I was about to say, inb4 spiderman, but...
Surrounded by love ones like I am.
My buddy showed up with a 48 pack of labatt one time. I've been on the fucking hunt for a 48 pack ever since, and have yet to find one. I don't even like labatt, I just want to get a 48 pack of beer for the hell of it and just can't find it. Don't even care what it is.
Costco actually sells them? There's one about 45 minutes away from me, but I never go there. Maybe I'll just go and check it out tomorrow.
its all over, even sponsored a beerfest in Hong Kong when i lived there, <3 deutschland
You're not wearing enough purple
hahaha, good one m8
i started off with water, came across this thread and immediately went for some of the goose
Laphroaig triple wood. Nice and smokey
I'm about to go pick up 12 of pic related in about half an hour.
I wish I didn't have to work today or else I would have drove out to Toronto to meet these guys.
I hope the beer isn't piss water.
Nice to know.
But now I have to go to the cellar and see if I can find a few bottles of Weizen
I'm going to bed, nice to meat you
So much /soc/ faggotry going on in here. Might pick up some Steels and play some missions on GTA V. Why must I drink so much.
Costco sells Stone IPA now, that shits got 4 varieties 20 beers all in the 7.0% ABV range for like 22 bucks.... Costco for drunks on a budget.
Miller Highlife is better, and cheaper.
OP should post more pics.
Also, this thread needs more booze and more qt314s
not that user but holy shit a nice person on Sup Forums
my costco membership pays for itself just in savings on booze.
Sorry to crush your dreams, but any TV show brand beer is more than likely going to be shit.
If there was some Colorado brand Ricky tincture, though, I'd probably hop all over it.
Then it has to be Katlyn...
there are dozens of us, DOZENS I TELL YOU
the newfags are calling the oldfags new fags.
I bought their Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky a few times and thought it was ok. A little too expensive, but not bad.
they got the buds by snoop here, but its not worth the markup, and had a fuckng seed in mine
like, maybe 2 dozen in all, but still
well memed newfag
Miller highlife is fucking garbage dude.
Low ABV, and tastes like shit compared to beers in the same alcohol percentage for half the price.
You seriously may as well be drinking keystone light.
not posting tits on Sup Forums
why do people even bother
that and the food court if ya gonna get smashed that night why not pick up a pizza?
If you're not going to tits then at least get a better god damn camera. Ugh.
right? costco is the shit
Damn, I wish they sold that here. But yeah, Costco. Back when I lived in Missouri they could sell liquor there. I was too young to give a damn about pricing, but I wish they had that here.
Lol. Why does this chick have no teets!
and i'm still here
I don't want to come off as sexist. But seriously. Tits or gtfo
Do you have a step dad OP?
are you retarded?
Am I the only asshole here who thinks PBR is trash?
Ah, thanks for clearing that up
Its trash, but its cheap trash
is that why you're good with whining like a fucking millenial until someone shows you some?
It's disgusting. All American beer is disgusting
I can fap to you
Nice bitch tits.
Why would you ever send a picture to Sup Forums? I'm drinking Barr an Wicklow whiskey...it's....okay. I'm not sending these hilarious assholes a picture from my phone though...
Ok cunt. Leaving the thread. You attention seeking male child looking whore.
uh, yeah...you really should learn them yourself because you should already know only newfags call other people newfags, newfag.
drinking the Dos
don't tell me i made you leave
that breaks my heart
My ex worked at a liquor store.
Told me a story that a homeless guy took a toothpick, scraped under his nails one by one, substantial scum from each nail, and are each wad of waxy crud.
She was nauseous all day after and any time we recalled it
Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.
toss me shroom m8
You look like slav wannabe baby gangster. Still haven't earned is your Adidas and jumpsuit Tovarisch?
everyone saying tits or GTFO
I'm a newfag and even I know it's only for when someone just casually claims being a girl without any relevancy to the situation
I mean, I wish I could see. But shit ain't for this thread.
I meant that for...
that one should feel bad... not you one...unless you're the same person
I have left this thread alredy
WHAT THE FUCK
even this faggot gets it
Think Ill eat!
this thread is sorely lacking in tits
what exactly is the story behind this
that drink is for fucking children
I had a favorite beer for a minute, weird story actually. I was really into Occulto, which was supposed to be a cerveza with agave and tequila flavors. I loved it, but it eventually disappeared. I went online to see what happened and apparently it was a huge flop. Critics hated it, and it sold like shits, so they cancelled it. Real boner, that.
It's your mom after I banged her.
Lol if that was real it would be awesome
you are sorely lacking in tits
do all that shit on the table then report back with new thread....codename, ballztriplar
this is true
This guy gets it
Time Stamping and posting now!
nobody noticed the time stamp was 2 days off
fake and gay.
I need to know where you got this photo, and are there any more?
user is on a pity-trip fishing for whiteknights or looking to self-harm using us...or making some kind of fucking point...either way...might be funny?
Okay,. so i finished all 24 Yuenglings and I'm still sober.
I'm not buying this piss water any more.
hm...i have less contempt now :)
Done and done brah!
always scheming for attention and cock and sensitivity
where do you live
i want to live there
Eat a bag of dicks
Well, probably still your stash then. Your time stamp is from fucking Tuesday though, can you blame me?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I need more of this chick, she's cute.