This isnt for the laughs. This is a post asking for real advice. I'm pissed off. Really pissed. I got a piece of mail today. Large white envelope with "sexually explicit material" printed right across the front of the envelope. It was a catalog of porn DVD's and sex toys... I've never ordered anything from these people, and I just so happen to live in a small town where I know my mail lady on a first name basis and she knows everybody else.
Why did I get this mail and who can I murder? I dont fucking play. Motherfucker that sent me this mail is fucking dead I'm just wondering why I was chosen.
Owen Peterson
cause you a fgget niggur
Isaac Gutierrez
No I'm a white male and I'm fucking hot as coals about this. I'm ready to pull a fucking trigger some motherfucker sends me shit like this, uses my fucking name, and sends me this shit in a big white envelope with PORN PORN PORN right across the front. A motherfucker will die for this, I just thought you little faggies could tell me why I'm being targeted by the mail order porn bitches that have a death wish.
Jaxson Hall
Call the company and tell them to take you off their degenerate list or you'll sue them. Yeah,that would piss me the fuck off.
Bentley Davis
bitch you ho and ho you a bitch
Ryan Allen
I have that exact gun.
Andrew Anderson
Go to the postal service and ask where it came from and if you can block them from sending anymore mail to you. Worst case scenario you're post lady knows you didn't order them and you got some free porn.
Lincoln Wilson
Pop it in the DVD player and enjoy
Hudson Kelly
You sound like an asshole, someone that was unfortunate enough to meet you probably signed you up for the porno, faggot.
Noah Richardson
Your name and address on the envelope? Or was it a mistake?
Evan Cooper
If i were you, I'd shut the fuck up and pretended this never happened
Juan James
yes because you have the balls to kill someone
Easton Cooper
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Hudson Parker
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Mason Ramirez
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Aiden Jackson
Nice. Had me going for just a sec there.
Jeremiah Gomez
Your mum wants you to get laid brah
Chase Howard
who hates porn and sex toys, op underaged confirmed
Thomas Hughes
Post your address op and we can search a marketing database for your address and then we can track down the entities which purchase your info.
Carter Jenkins
>I don't like porn said no man ever
Michael Reed
Gonna need a pic of the package, it might have been my doing
>pepe is in captcha now
Jackson Hill
Porn is for degenerate faggots that can't get laid
Connor Price
no, porn is for if you're single or your gf isn't good enough
Julian Diaz
when I was getting laid I watched even more porn than I do now FAGGOT.
