Parents found my bong and the niggers are deciding whether or not to call the...

Nathan Robinson
Nathan Robinson

Parents found my bong and the niggers are deciding whether or not to call the cops and kick me out. They also found my normalfag bingo and greentext screenshots and now think I'm gay(hardcore cuntseratives)
AMA

Ethan Turner
Ethan Turner

are you gay

Leo Taylor
Leo Taylor

Neat. Time for an exciting new chapter in your life, where you sleep on park benches and feed on rats

Gabriel Sullivan
Gabriel Sullivan

Sounds like you need a bong.

Easton Martin
Easton Martin

Before proceeding check your computer for monitoring software.

Noah Barnes
Noah Barnes

are they going to give it back?

Ian Rogers
Ian Rogers

Go to your dad, and beg for forgiveness. Get close to give him a hug, and when he leans in subtly grab his ass

Josiah Murphy
Josiah Murphy

Phone broke so I had to use an iPad which is linked to my dad's shit through iCloud stream

Jordan Reyes
Jordan Reyes

More than I ever have in my life actually. My parents asked if I had coke hidden too which triggered me hard, I need more coke

Jacob Gutierrez
Jacob Gutierrez

ARE YOU GAY?

Liam Cook
Liam Cook

If you get kicked out, come back and t your experiences.

(Also pic not related)

Oliver Bennett
Oliver Bennett

Negative

Jack Bennett
Jack Bennett

Is there an app called "Cydia" on it?

Levi Davis
Levi Davis

Also checked.

Benjamin Hughes
Benjamin Hughes

Nope. It's not jail broken Andy there's no monitoring shit my dad just saw he pics on his phone because of iCloud

Xavier Reed
Xavier Reed

Are you a nigger?

Mason Roberts
Mason Roberts

*greentext

(Again pic not related)

Samuel Hughes
Samuel Hughes

100% cracker

Gabriel Richardson
Gabriel Richardson

Kill them, in court say then attacked you for being gay and you defended yourself.

Brody Harris
Brody Harris

Nigga you kinda deserve it for not using google drive for those kinds of images.

William Jones
William Jones

Post bingo screenshot nigger and fuck mom to prove not gay

Ian Long
Ian Long

then why are you acting like such a whiny faggot

Ian Myers
Ian Myers

Become gay with boys
Full frontal or gtfo
Be visibly gay
Much fab
Soon 4get about bong
u fgt

Thomas Gonzalez
Thomas Gonzalez

pics of your mom or your full of shit

Christopher Jackson
Christopher Jackson

Deleted every pic I added since I took the iPad already, including some drug shit I don't think he saw

Alexander Parker
Alexander Parker

Show your Dad /pol/ and bond over a budlight you underage boi

Owen Sanchez
Owen Sanchez

All of my bad shit's on my phone I don't give that much of a fuck about bungo but parents have autism breakdowns about everything I do

Adam Wilson
Adam Wilson

Grabbed my keys while they were fucking up my room a few hours ago, laying on the floor of my room in a pile of spaghetti atm. Probably gonna go start a new life as an Alaskan crab fisherman

Christopher Miller
Christopher Miller

Does your phone have a passcode? And if your parents are as you say they are you still shouldn't have been so retarded as to put images from Sup Forums onto your dad's iPad and to own a bong instead of smonking it in the most discreet way possible.

Jack Murphy
Jack Murphy

Op is a fag

Dylan Ward
Dylan Ward

They're nosy cunts but usually stay out of my personal shit. It was a good and faithful bong for the 5 rips I actually got out of it. Dad's looking for a way to dispose of it because he thinks we're getting v&

Grayson Bennett
Grayson Bennett

Thanks bb

Isaiah Perry
Isaiah Perry

So basically your parents are militant christfags who snoop into your private life and you thought it would be a good idea to save images from one of the most anti-conservative values websites out there onto your dad's iPad AND buy a literal fucking bong?

Jose Morris
Jose Morris

Yeah

Ryder Davis
Ryder Davis

Nigga...

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