Who wants to buy my dad's ashes? I really need the money and its the only value able thing I have

Who wants to buy my dad's ashes? I really need the money and its the only value able thing I have.

According to google, I can buy 1lb of ashes for 1.22, so for each pound of ashes your dad left behind ill pay 1.30, 4/chan discount.

Ill pay you 1000 dollars usd

BUT!!!!

I WILL MIX IT INTO A CAST RUBBER DILDO TO FUCK MY ASS.

AND WITH THE REST I SHALL SHIT AMD PISS ON THEN USE ANY REMAINDERS FOR A SATANIC RITUAL.....your move good sir

I'll give you 200 but the worst I'll do is eat it.

>your dad's ashes
>valuable
pick one

i'll pay you to inject it into yourself on camera

Found the high scool kid.

Ur tryin too hard.

I bet you're going to buy some grass and go 420, you tree lover.

whaaaa whaaaa sniff

KYS and ill buy your ashes

Fuck that other guy op. I'll buy them at 1.50 a pound.

Thats Better than an elf on the shelf

Is genuine offer. I wish to see if thy shall be worthy of my wrath for i shall let their be praise of fire and spinal rearangment

>dad's ashes
>only valu able thing I have

Sit down, OP, this may shock you...
You own nothing of value.

I take mine fishing, he dont say much tho -)

You got me there my dude. I really need some grass

How much??

>trafficking in human remains
>violating US federal law
>you dun goofed
backtracing in progress

My dad used to dress up like an elf...

Cash on Delivery
not anymore

Is it because he's dead or retarded

pics? did he fuck you while he larped as Santa Claus

Obviously

you sir are a gentleman and a scholar

Nice dubs but that doesn't mitigate your error.

Human Skulls and Bones are readily and regularly bought and sold.

but ashes are not bones
you dun goofito

Did I?

Do you deny that skulls and bones are remains?

...

Checkmate, arsonist