It appears that Air Force One was shot down

Nathaniel Reyes
Nathaniel Reyes

This is breaking news
It appears that Air Force One was shot down
Somewhere over the Middle East this morning
By a sleeper cell of rogue terrorists, firing a Stinger Missile
The Pilot and all passengers are unaccounted for
The President's whereabouts are presently unknown
And he is presumed missing
The Vice President, Secretary of State,
And principals of the military are assembling
Our nation stands at Defcon 3

What do?

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Noah Peterson
Noah Peterson

Fap

Benjamin Hughes
Benjamin Hughes

leave.

Camden Hall
Camden Hall

Trips

Kevin Watson
Kevin Watson

Run into wilderness, possibly mexico or something.

James Edwards
James Edwards

Nothing because almost no matter what it won't affect me directly, except in the form of gas prices, so yeah that'd suck.

Ethan Powell
Ethan Powell

celebrate I guess. we gonna get another war trumps dead look out world americas booming economy is going to literally explode.

Xavier Cruz
Xavier Cruz

Invade Iraq.

Daniel White
Daniel White

Best answer

Jayden Wright
Jayden Wright

time to attack iceland

Blake Lewis
Blake Lewis

Search

Andrew Scott
Andrew Scott

underrated posts

Josiah Jenkins
Josiah Jenkins

Go to bed, Dave.

Brody Ortiz
Brody Ortiz

Breathe a sigh of relief

Luis Roberts
Luis Roberts

Any one wanna do crota challenges on destiny?

David Butler
David Butler

m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLLHyHi7NUwSbniqCwFQGvI6DQPvxdyi7Y&v=L2FEodjUPGw

Ryan Ortiz
Ryan Ortiz

I ain't clicking that shit nigga

Jaxson Myers
Jaxson Myers

/thread

Grayson Mitchell
Grayson Mitchell

Except nobody flys over the Middle East

Alexander Ortiz
Alexander Ortiz

I don't think airforce one can fly, so we should be good either way...

Colton Thomas
Colton Thomas

I like to cum out my window and try to hit planes with it, one day I hope to hit a plane and have it crash so I can be on the news.

Angel Davis
Angel Davis

Gtfo wait until VOG

Eli Gray
Eli Gray

I've been found out

Dave is god

Brandon Perry
Brandon Perry

Be me
sign up for millitary
get accepted into special "program."
get drugged up
only one out of 10,000 to survive
get badass armor
would take an army to stop me
get sent to Syria
murder everyone
buttfuck the president
find out they shipped Trump to North Korea.
bring democracy with every step to these sandniggers while I walk to North Korea in 3 days.
North Korea turns army and citizens into super humans, capable of doing things 2x the normal human ability
gather nations around the worlds help
become a vision of hope for America
charge intoned North Korea from South Korea while The Chinktown and other nations attack from north front
eventually make it to Kim's office
horrifed at sight
just a big lard of fat
900 lb and 12" tall (pretty heavy and tall for you non-US, false measurement using Faggots)
he is about to devour trump
activate the secret Uncle Sam Eagle missile on Kim
instantly explodes
Kim requires a sacrifice to be truly defeated
Look into trumps eyes as he thanks me and I tell him
"It's time to make Korea great again."
sacrificed
see god
gives me another chance
be revived
thanked by billions
fuck ivanka
become trumps best friend
godfather of Baron trump
CEO aid Trump Inc.
new Vice President
suck trumps dick
That's what I would do.

Cooper Watson
Cooper Watson

Laugh as pence will be even more triggering to the cucked people of America

Aaron King
Aaron King

Thiѕ.

Cameron Butler
Cameron Butler

God level post

Thomas Perez
Thomas Perez

That about sums it up. We need not other fantasies now.

Nathaniel Moore
Nathaniel Moore

KEK

Robert Carter
Robert Carter

I can't stop jerking off

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