> This is breaking news
It appears that Air Force One was shot down
Somewhere over the Middle East this morning
By a sleeper cell of rogue terrorists, firing a Stinger Missile
The Pilot and all passengers are unaccounted for
The President's whereabouts are presently unknown
And he is presumed missing
The Vice President, Secretary of State,
And principals of the military are assembling
Our nation stands at Defcon 3
What do?
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Run into wilderness, possibly mexico or something.
Nothing because almost no matter what it won't affect me directly, except in the form of gas prices, so yeah that'd suck.
celebrate I guess. we gonna get another war trumps dead look out world americas booming economy is going to literally explode.
Invade Iraq.
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Go to bed, Dave.
Breathe a sigh of relief
Any one wanna do crota challenges on destiny?
I ain't clicking that shit nigga
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Except nobody flys over the Middle East
I don't think airforce one can fly, so we should be good either way...
I like to cum out my window and try to hit planes with it, one day I hope to hit a plane and have it crash so I can be on the news.
Gtfo wait until VOG
I've been found out
Dave is god
>Be me
>sign up for millitary
>get accepted into special "program."
>get drugged up
>only one out of 10,000 to survive
>get badass armor
>would take an army to stop me
>get sent to Syria
>murder everyone
>buttfuck the president
>find out they shipped Trump to North Korea.
>bring democracy with every step to these sandniggers while I walk to North Korea in 3 days.
>North Korea turns army and citizens into super humans, capable of doing things 2x the normal human ability
>gather nations around the worlds help
>become a vision of hope for America
>charge intoned North Korea from South Korea while The Chinktown and other nations attack from north front
>eventually make it to Kim's office
>horrifed at sight
>just a big lard of fat
>900 lb and 12" tall (pretty heavy and tall for you non-US, false measurement using Faggots)
>he is about to devour trump
>activate the secret Uncle Sam Eagle missile on Kim
>instantly explodes
>Kim requires a sacrifice to be truly defeated
>Look into trumps eyes as he thanks me and I tell him
"It's time to make Korea great again."
>sacrificed
>see god
>gives me another chance
>be revived
>thanked by billions
>fuck ivanka
>become trumps best friend
>godfather of Baron trump
>CEO aid Trump Inc.
>new Vice President
>suck trumps dick
That's what I would do.
Laugh as pence will be even more triggering to the cucked people of America
Thiѕ.
God level post
That about sums it up. We need not other fantasies now.
KEK
I can't stop jerking off
