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Tristan da Cunha
why do I have this copied
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Away down South in the land of traitors,
Rattlesnakes and alligators,
Right away, come away, right away, come away.
Where cotton's king and men are chattels,
Union boys will win the battles,
Right away, come away, right away, come away.
I was only nine years old
I loved Calzetta so much, I owned all the lectures and pictures
I pray to Calzetta every night, thanking him for the knowledge in physics I have been given
"Calzetta is love", I say, "Calzetta is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Calzetta
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to my room
I am crying now, because my face hurts
I go into my bed and it is very cold
I feel a warmth moving towards me
I fell something touch me
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear, "This is my resorte amortiguado"
He grabs me with his powerful Calzetta hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I spread my ass cheeks for Calzetta
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much, but I do it for Calzetta
I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Calzetta
He does a Taylor Polynomial as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Calzetta looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all physics now"
Calzetta leaves through my window
Calzetta is love, Calzetta is life.
A meme about my physics teacher
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The Catholic Church Sexually Abused Me
I'm planning on going to Central Asia for bar trip. Someone literally told me "Turkmenistan is the North Korea of Asia"
S>att B> def
Just got done texting my friend from a fake number pretending to be a girl.
Hottest diss track of 1863
Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility.
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5/31 - Phoenix, AZ @ Crescent Ballroom *
6/02 - Anaheim, CA @ House of Blues *
6/03 - Las Vegas, NV @ Brooklyn Bowl *
6/05 - Salt Lake City, UT @ Rockwell Room at the Complex *
6/06 - Denver, CO @ The Fillmore *
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Trap threads don't even have traps they have these disgusting fucks that dont show their face because they know they dont look like a girl so they arent even a trap they're just a twink with feminine hips and ass. Like if I wanted to see a dick id go watch gay porn but feminine penis is different because its not gay. They look like disgusting guys so that defeats the whole "Trap" part because theres no fooling anyone looking like that. Fucking faggots
Compra um xbacon no tubarão pra mim kkk
Dude. Are you good to drive? I'm still at work, stuck,
Union version of Dixieland
sorry this is a true story that went on for 6 months. didnt want to skip anything good
she doesnt say a fucking word
pulls my dick out
doesnt look me in the eye at all
she has never took inititive for sex at all let alone a blowjob
sweater girl starts sucking the head of my dick
lol she is not good at it
start coaching her
she actually listens
says sorry and legit starts slobbing the knob
tell her to pop her titties out
tell her to finger herself
fucking hell she really wants to go to prom
i tell her to stop
straight bust on her chest
to this day ive never had a better blowjob
guess im going to prom
Fuck you copper. I won't paste anything
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
The only thing standing in the way of Kendrick Lamar and the greatest rapper of all-time title is the fact that he’s still alive.
/me has dropped this conversation and left.
I found an ar15 for 500. Is that a good price
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a word or phrase that is not formal or literary and is used in ordinary or familiar conversation.
Sun proven to cause sunburn and cancer
Everyone still goes outside
I will probably end up taking my own life. I'm not even sad about it. It's going to happen eventually, and perhaps sooner rather than later.
They're moving all my furniture tomorrow
Today, and always, my friend and roommate sweats a lot and smells very strong. The problem is that she is not used to showering every day or washing clothes and sheets often, to the point that entering her room, to the bathroom after her or to walk down the hall behind me starts to cause nausea because it leaves a trace , And I do not know how to explain it without being offensive.
just want this fucking faggot to kill itself
Excuse me, sir, but I do believe you've dropped your wallet.
These threads are fucking great. For me it isn't even the fact that they exist it's the angered responses of people who aren't doing anything but looking stupid and bumping the thread. It gives me a childish satisfaction to see something as immature as sucking a shit log out of the vocalist of a scene bands asshole absolutely infuriate the average Sup Forums user. Scrolling through he catalgoue, seeing his makeup riddled face I just know it's gonna be good. Slight keks rise inside me as I read the first few lines. "Would you suck out a warm log of shit from Andy Sixx's asshole? More keks eminate from deep within, these ones out loud. Then the responses, some dripping with anger, some trying to brush it off as lame and immature but triggered nonetheless. Then the confused response of the OP. "What, you don't want a warm creamy log of shit?" "What did Andy Sixx's hot logs of warm, cream corned shit ever do to you?" Laughing hard, I start to get a bone. This happens sometimes when I'm excited. Then the backlash. The rage that OP would even dare, would ever have the audacity to not only post more talk of log, but question the failing attempts to sage the thread. As more and more log memes are posted I realize I can no longer deny myself the pleasure. Taking my trembling cock into my hand, I begin furiously masturbating to the blissful thought of a pure, creamy, corn filled log entering my mouth and sliding past my uvula, shat straight out of the ass of Andy Sixx. As it enters my throat I gag, but the gagging helps the huge log of shit into my stomach. I haven't eaten in awhile, the creamy hot shitload fills my stomach as if I'd just consumed a large, awful smelling hunk of meat. Sixx meat. Then, log smears lining my lips, I orgasm, harder than ever before, knowing this special gift of Sixx Shit is resting peacefully inside me. Today was a beautiful day. I am become one with the log. I have sucked a log of shit from Andy Sixx's asshole.
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Hey /wsr/, recommend me a good note-taking platform.
It has to be:
- Online, shared across devices on the same account
- Option to lock specific notes with a passcode separate from your login, so that even if someone has my login password they won't be able to look at certain notes
- Preferably well designed, intuitive, easy to use
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not
a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of
worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare,
sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to
eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means
It had a perfectly round door like a porthole,
painted green, with a shiny yellow brass knob in
the exact middle. The door opened on to a
tube-shaped hall like a tunnel: a very
comfortable tunnel without smoke, with panelled
walls, and floors tiled and carpeted, provided
with polished chairs, and lots and lots of pegs
for hats and coats—the hobbit was fond of
visitors. The tunnel wound on and on, going
fairly but not quite straight into the side of the hill —The Hill, as all the people for many miles
round called it—and many little round doors
opened out of it, first on one side and then on
another. No going upstairs for the hobbit:
bedrooms, bathrooms, cellars, pantries (lots of
these), wardrobes (he had whole rooms
devoted to clothes), kitchens, dining-rooms, all
were on the same floor, and indeed on the
same passage. The best rooms were all on the
left-hand side (going in), for these were the only
ones to have windows, deep-set round
windows looking over his garden, and
meadows beyond, sloping down to the river.
This hobbit was a very well-to-do hobbit,
and his name was Baggins. The Bagginses
had lived in the neighbourhood of The Hill for
time out of mind, and people considered them
very respectable, not only because most of
them were rich, but also because they never
had any adventures or did anything unexpected:
you could tell what a Baggins would say on any
question without the bother of asking him. This
is a story of how a Baggins had an adventure,
and found himself doing and saying things
altogether unexpected. He may have lost the
neighbours’ respect, but he gained—well, you
will see whether he gained anything in the end.
The mother of our particular hobbit—what is
a hobbit? I suppose hobbits need some
Leap ahead a few years
be me, again
23-year-old engineering apprentice
Left hometown soon after college finished due to job opportunities
Haven't spoken to anyone in my family for years
Nearly forgotten the entire ordeal with aunt
one day receive box in the mail
it's from my aunt
A note that attached to it reads "I'm proud of your courage, user. If you need anyone to talk to, I'm here."
Various different articles of women's clothing are included
mfw my aunt still thinks I'm transitioning into a woman
mfw my aunt hasn't told anybody about this ordeal
mfw my aunt sent me some of her used underwear
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yes I'd imagine fucking a couch may be uncomfortable but again, why are you attempting to fuck the couch?
I inject 7 marijuanas daily.
Die Juden sind der Feind der zivilisierten Gesellschaft
Pencil me in for a srs girl's night
Kroger, North High Street, Columbus, OH
What, it said press ctrl v, so I did
I'm glad my ISP now has that on record
Imminent_death sex is best sex depending on the situation.
if you ever change your mind about the guild let me know, theres always a place for player like you in here
From this list, 2240, 2343, 2345, 2347, 2348, and 2350 are all the shipping promotion (in one case the value of the promo is $19).
Orders 2366, 2400, and 2412 however do look like bad math that I should be able to track down.