This cunt is coming to my school

This cunt is coming to my school.

What should I do at the event?

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Not go

throw a bucket of semen on her

Wear all black
Wear mask
Buy bike lock
Hit as many SJWs in the head as you can

whip ur dick out

I would get sex w/ her

im not saying commit an act of terror but you should commit an act of terror

youtu.be/SDTZ7iX4vTQ

Sit in the crowd and blow an airhorn Everytime she says something retarded

Wait for a question and answer session.
>"Say Nigger"

Wouldn't it be easier to get a bucket of animal blood? I mean to fill a bucket full of semen is a lot of work for one guy.

Fuck off with your cuckifornia soshill justice bullshit

Cosplay as her then repeat everything she says

Time to shoot up the school OP

You go to West Valley College? I assume you're not very smart

I would honestly fuck her silly.
Great tits, pretty nice body, face and personality could use some work but still.

She's like the hot retarded girl that you just want to take advantage of, but you know it's wrong, but you want to do it anyway.

That's not her but I'm fapping anyway

dont go.

any nudes?

Have the campus republicans purchase every ticket they can. Then fill the place with men who are sick of being abused by these feminist nazis. Or put a glass stink bomb under her chair leg so when she sits down it breaks open.

OP here, is there any other WV fags here? I can't seem to find my school ID...
Honestly, I didn't even want to go to college. I wanted to get a job and save up money after I finished High School, but turns out, I'm wasn't allowed to take control of my life.

Copypasta
But make a sign that shows this.
Pic related, it's Laci Green.

I have fucked up many events in school/college by using this method so if you wish to crash a shitty event

get this

liquidass.com/

do NOT get the spray
only the streamers
it looks like water
don't get the fucking stuff on you because you will reak like shit

just casually walk around with a sweater, have the nozzle pointing outward, and squeeze gently, streaming along the stage and chairs just as the crowd is gathering.

Fuccboi :(

Nothing.

Because if you do it will make her a victim just feed into her narrative.

You retard.

You should print that image off, and go ask her for an autograph.

this

get your buddies to help. it's for a good cause, and a bunch of dudes jerking into a bucket isn't even that gay.

>Circle jerk

Make it a fraternity rush event. If the pledges can't make her run off the stage in tears, they don't get into the fraternity.

why does it have to be one guy

That's some good shit.

Throw hammer at her mouth. Her teeth when she smiles scare the fuck out of me.
Her smile is wrong. user I would appreciate it and cherish you as best Sup Forumsro

Show her this

Rotten fish. Smells like feminist cunts. Go forth user, and do gods work.

In the middle of her speech. Open the door, get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur

...

Fuck, that stuff's expensive.
Does she actually believe that there are more than 2 genders? If she doesn't, it won't be as effective.

yeah but she also has a viciously hairy vag and armpits and legs (she shows this on videos, this is no joke) because she's a fucking feminizi weirdo.

theres that guy that posts here yearly showing his cum bottle collection and he's been at it for like 6 years and its probably not even a buckets worth

It's worth it.
I got greentext to back it up

Post?

Walk in with sunglasses while dancing to the beat of this and screaming along with a few more MAGAbros youtu.be/e2oIkeqNMCQ

Laci Green is a Jew. She's coming to your school? That's because most modern colleges/unis are marxist shit holes. Fuck that slut.

let her rape you

ASK HER IF TRAPS ARE GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes she actually does

Is that yhivi? Got any sauce bro?

No lie. Ive killed 3 squirrels in my yard chucking a claw hammer at them. So I'm up for hire. 600 US dollars and ill chuck a hammer at anyone.

shut it down since its jews

>Open to students only


Pretty blatant indoctrination play there, jfc

So he'd deafen everyone?

Gang rape. Give her something to bitch about.

Sniff her butt of course

FUCK. She actually does. Holy shit.
youtube.com/watch?v=4wA3XIfyzJw

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.

>spending money on college in 2017

enjoy your literal debt slave state existence, idiot

The fact that you're surprised by this makes me sad. Fucktard.

Shout "Pepe!" and then leave

It's not really suprising she is a HUGE sjw

You can literally google eating fruit loops from asshole porn

OP here, just got an idea. What if we invade the college's twitter comments about the event, and just keep posting 'offensive' stuff leading up to it?
I think that could be pretty funny.

>be me
>shy, quiet, normie in 10th grade
>see youtube videos with liquid ass
>show it to my dad who was drunk, he's kek'ing
>buys $30 worth total streamers
>I take, just one streamer out 4 iirc
>at school
>get out of class early before B lunch because reasons
>stream all the way down the main hall
>wtf, I don't smell anything. fucking bullshit
>one of the first in line to cafeteria, still streaming bit by bit
>the bell rings for B lunch
>hordes of " AWWW FUCK fuck whahf fart SHIT NIGGA-ofufkskfnioenrgSHITIpoo-dum-"
>everyone has their hand over their face. girls plowing their faces in their sweaters
>everyone is crowded, avoiding the main hallway
>1/4th of cafeteria is designated liquidass zone by people stepping on it and spreading
>security guards checking lockers for stink bombs

got a few more.

Just go. She may have some good tips on how to eat pussy.

If not, then ask her if Black Lives Matter, and if so, should abortion be illegal for blacks?

See->

Who the fuck is we? NYPA faggot.

Hold up a sign saying "cool story babe, no lettice on my sandwich."

I could, but I don't care. I just want to know if that girl is Yhivi.

>Social justice studies

God I can't believe it's real. wtf do they even teach

Finding a Safespace 101
Feminist Dance Theory 103
I'm Offended! 105
Everything I don't like is Hitler 201

Put on a black mask and threaten to attack everyone attending.

I mean it works on right wing speakers.

What this phukkked cunt said

How to fuck niggers to atone for being a wyteboi

Was gonna go there but I didn't

ring a triangle and yell 'retard alert'

I JUST NOTICED THAT. this is my 3rd year and I've never heard of that before.

or you can find like 2 or 3 horses and crank it out of them

I literally burned a ratto alive to stop my balding. The balding part is a lie.

>youtuber
>public speaker
>activist
>haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
This isn't even regular public speaker level shit. This is "muh job's a youtuber" shit. This is post-third wave cancer shit. Global gender symposium? Free event? Social Justice and Gender studies? This is where the meme comes from? They offer these classes?

Surely it's a pyramid scheme, right?

SJW is merely a starting point, she's almost to full Antifa level.

If OP should do anything, it's go to the event with this printed out on a poster, and then wave it around the moment she goes to speak.

I actually might do that, that's not a bad idea.

rolling for this

I wish I had a triangle. That'd be so fucking perfect

>red white and blue
>(you)-s-a's not just for you
Do it, OP. Spawn a protest during the speech.

**nods and chuckles**

The fuccing claw hammer autist.. I love it!

What if I print out a picture of a swastika, fold it in a way where you can't see it, have her sign the inside, unfold it and reveal that she signed her name on a paper with a swastika on it? Think that would work too?

MDMA mickey OBVIOUSLY
work IT out you beta fag

>this
buy tons and pour it everywhere.

or throw a bucket of liquid ass on her

fuck your money just fucking do it for the glory of kek.

How does a streamer work anyway? The spray I get, but what's in the streamer? Is it like frosting or water, or what?

dubs, you gotta hire the claw hammer kid