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Hunter Nguyen
Hunter Nguyen

Hey Sup Forums

I'm getting circumcised next week. I'm doing it to remove as much of my fordyce spots as possible. I'm one of the bad cases where they number in the hundreds, all the way up the shaft.

I still live at home, what can I tell my parents and boss that will get me 2 weeks off work and without them finding out why i'm actually bedbound?

Carter Green
Carter Green

Tell the truth dummy no one will give a fuck in one years time.

Asher Howard
Asher Howard

I know the exact feel, have them terribly as well. Ignore them. They're not any sort of health concern, just ugly.

Jordan Lopez
Jordan Lopez

Tell them you have a raging case of herpes

Camden Ross
Camden Ross

post pics

Nathaniel Moore
Nathaniel Moore

damn, how much are they cutting off?

also, just tell the truth, it'll be easier

Ian Cook
Ian Cook

This, OP. Never seen that before.

Nolan Collins
Nolan Collins

I know.

I'm 25 now and can't help but think I will be more confident with the gone. My current and previous girlfriends haven't cared about them. But every time I see them I want to slice my cock off.

I've had unsuccessful laser, electrolysis, chemical peels. This is a final resort. Cut dicks look better anyway.

Ian Barnes
Ian Barnes

Keep the thread alive while I take some.

Camden Ortiz
Camden Ortiz

Pics or gtfo

Easton Allen
Easton Allen

If you dont want to tell the truth to an employer just tell them you have a personal medical procedure coming up and you';; need two weeks off. When it comes to the family idk what you could really tell them,why not just tell them the truth?

Carter Hall
Carter Hall

Yeah, employer can't really pry into why, I think, but you may have to call it disability time. Does it really take you out for that long?

Jaxson Bennett
Jaxson Bennett

Fordyce spots aren't a problem. The foreskin is very sensitive and shouldn't be removed unless it's an emergency like severe phimosis.

Samuel Williams
Samuel Williams

Meh, cut and still have em. Not worth it, OP. If the girls dont care, you shouldn't either. Fuck, you shouldn't care even if they do.

Keep em, and enjoy popping your free dick pimples.

Cooper Morales
Cooper Morales

I've been searching pictures of this on google. they can get pretty ugly

Xavier Brown
Xavier Brown

So ur mutilating ur genitals over some little bumps, I have them as well and ive never had any complaints from any girl I've been with

Ethan Johnson
Ethan Johnson

I've taken some photos, just cropping them. Shouldn't be more than 2 mins away.

Parker Perez
Parker Perez

We shouldn't throw accusation yet. We need to make a judgement from the pics.

Angel Gutierrez
Angel Gutierrez

I have some phimosis too. It used to be severe in my early teen years, couldn't retract at all. Now it's only difficult to retract when I'm hard.

Zachary Gomez
Zachary Gomez

does the doctor think it'll help?

Josiah Bennett
Josiah Bennett

Tell them that your're converting to Judaism.

Easton Reyes
Easton Reyes

1/4

It was the doctor who offered the treatment. I didn't ask initially. I've had a year to consider and I'm going ahead with it.

Zachary Moore
Zachary Moore

Sure.

Hunter Jackson
Hunter Jackson

your regular doc or specialist?

Sebastian Ortiz
Sebastian Ortiz

You have it a bit more than most people, but it's pretty much normal, get a life kthxbye

Jacob Walker
Jacob Walker

You're an idiot. Nobody gives a fuck about those spots but you and insecure dumb asses like you. You're going to fuck your cock up and have to live with it that way for the rest of your life.

Nathaniel Harris
Nathaniel Harris

I have the same problem and never really thought about it until this thread...

Owen Bailey
Owen Bailey

GP suggested it may be an option and then referred me to a Urologist.
Urologist then gave me some creams for the mild phimosis and said that if you still feel uncomfortable in a while then they can give me a circumcision.

When I'm hard they're really prominent.

Isaiah Walker
Isaiah Walker

anybody got the source of this image?

Gabriel Davis
Gabriel Davis

Phimosis also isn't usually a problem unless it interferes with bodily functions or cleaning or is very painful. Even when it is a problem, it can be treated without cutting off the entire foreskin.

James Flores
James Flores

Okay now show butthole

Oliver Wood
Oliver Wood

How am I for size btw?
I know I'm not small, and I'm not large. Am I average? Above, below?

I've had creams to treat the phimosis but they never helped long term.

Mason Anderson
Mason Anderson

There are still mild surgical options like making a small slit in the skin to loosen it up. It stops the tightness but doesn't remove tissue. A lot of this isn't mentioned in the USA because most men here, whether doctors or not, don't have foreskin, and thus don't know as much about it.

Ian Collins
Ian Collins

went to a urologist for the same thing and got creams that haven't really worked. interested to see how it turns out for you, post when you get it done. your doc want to see how bad the phimosis was before agreeing to get it cut?

Zachary Moore
Zachary Moore

Looks a little above average? Can't really tell when it's soft, tbh

Michael Hughes
Michael Hughes

He mentioned that one, he said they would have to make slits on both sides of the foreskin.
I would rather just get the normal circumcision to remove as much spots as I can, the biggest ones are on the upper shaft and they will be gone forever.

He wanted to see if it improved before getting it cut, and it did slightly, but after stopping the steroid cream treatments things returned to normal and I was still tight.

Levi Watson
Levi Watson

yeah, mine wanted to see if it got better too. but he actually wanted to see how bad it was, like when it was hard. awkward but guess it's easier to judge that way.

Jace Long
Jace Long

You're fucked.

Colton Morales
Colton Morales

what cream is it a betamethasone steroid cream? maybe he's just being a silly jew prescribing you shitty creams. anyways, it's not going to remove these spots, but it's normal to some extent, pretty much everyone has them.

Jason Gonzalez
Jason Gonzalez

I work in a bottleshop so I won't be able to lift and move stock around for a few weeks.
I"ll need at least 2 weeks off so I can walk around properly.

William Phillips
William Phillips

The main thing that's a possible downside of getting circumcised is that the foreskin can be very sensitive, and it's there for a reason. It's generally not removed unless there's some serious issue that can't be treated otherwise. Are you in the USA? It's done more frequently here because most men are circumcised anyway at birth and few people know that the foreskin is there for a reason.

Joseph Adams
Joseph Adams

Ribbed for her pleasure
Wants to get rid of it

lol k

You think condoms were made ribbed based on no ideas?

Nolan Jackson
Nolan Jackson

say hernia you filthy faggot

Luis Sanders
Luis Sanders

I've had advantan, novazone and another one. Can't remember the name.

Non US. It will be covered under my healthcare, I won't have to pay a cent.

Noah Gray
Noah Gray

Michael, is that you?

Josiah Price
Josiah Price

My name is Steven.

Josiah Lee
Josiah Lee

Got a pic hard, OP?

Parker Gutierrez
Parker Gutierrez

I tried to take one but I couldn't get it up :'(

Levi Adams
Levi Adams

any pics hard?

so you're doing this to remove the spots? or to correct another issue?

imho the spots look fine i actually didnt identify anything "wrong" but if it bothers you thats all that matters. but is there another reason to go through with it?

Jackson Hughes
Jackson Hughes

Either way, your dick looks fine, you don't need a circumcision for what you have, there are other options you can look into for it.
Circumcision will only remove the skin on the glans of your penis, from looking at the pics, they go all the way down the shaft.
I had the surgery done 3 years ago or so for phimosis, recovery doesn't take 2 weeks, you can take 2 off, but you won't need 2.
You won't get to have sex or masturbate for a month or 2 without pain as well, not only that, but circumcision can have complications like skin bridges and scarring which could be worse to your condition, especially if these bumps form on the scar line which may amplify them into harder bumps.

Love the dick you got bro, you only got one.

Honestly, I can't talk you out of it, if it will truly make you happy, go for it, I can only give my experience based on what I went through.
I felt better afterwards, I miss my foreskin somewhat now, but I can't change that now really. inb4 foreskin restoration.

Do what makes you happy.

Andrew Wood
Andrew Wood

not OP, but I've definitely had this during an exam before. nothing wrong with my foreskin, but they wanted to check it when it was hard.

Levi Morris
Levi Morris

before/after pics?

Hudson Barnes
Hudson Barnes

You're fucking throwing away your penis you fucking retard.
I have the same fordyce spots, it's fucking disgusting but ive never had complaint about them, girls sucked my dick.
Ask yourself this, if you would rub your dick with your foreskin pulled back wouldnt that fucking hurt?
thats right, those circumsized dude literally don't feel anything with their cocks, youre throwing away your penis dude im telling ya

Julian Campbell
Julian Campbell

No
Not sure if you just like dicks or wanna make a comparison, but not all circumcisions look the same, especially if they're done when you're an adult.
I specifically asked to lose as little as possible and not to have my frenulum cut.

Oliver Flores
Oliver Flores

You won't be bed bound, you fucking drama queen. Just tell them the truth and leave it at that.

Kevin Roberts
Kevin Roberts

There are 3 reasons.
The first one is obviously because of the bumps, I hate them, the look of them, the feel of them, everything about them.
The second reason is mild phimosis.
Thirs reason is I'm joining the Army and don't want to be a freak with a lumpy dick.
I know most guys won't care or say anything, but I care, I just want to be normal, and if being cut is the price to pay then that's what I will do.

I have considered CO2 laser, but my dermatologist said they WILL return after around 1 year and it's too expensive to have done for the amount I've got.

Thanks for posting, how long was your recovery? I've read most people recover in 5 -9 days but the egeneral rule is no sex for a month.

What was it like learning to masturbate again? Is this why americans always use 'lotion' to fap?

Daniel White
Daniel White

don't like dicks, just curious what the result looks like being done when you're older

Luis Wood
Luis Wood

Do it, you don't deserve to keep your foreskin.

Evan Ortiz
Evan Ortiz

dude, save your dick. it's not even that bad you can barely notice it lol. don't be a retard and get cut.

Jason Adams
Jason Adams

you can use a pin and rip them open and the white pus oozes out. just be careful lol.

Ethan Bailey
Ethan Bailey

"hey boss, im going to get surgery on my cock, ill be out for a couple weeks."

"hey mom, i have testicular cancer, going to get one of my balls removed. bye."

Jayden Walker
Jayden Walker

Did the surgery hurt? I assume recovery sucked, but wondered if you could tell what was going on during the operation

Cooper Price
Cooper Price

My recovery was fairly long, stitches take a long time to dissolve and they're a pain in the dick. (no pun intended)
I had 2 bruises burst in my penis in public, looked like I had a massive period, luckily I had thick underwear on and it barely showed, wasn't fun at all though, caused a lot of anxiety.
As for learning to masturbate...honestly..nothing will prob change there, if anything it opens up new horizons for new things but closes other doors...just grab it and up and down, nothing else.

I don't use lotion to fap at all, no spit either, I don't even touch the head usually.

As for phimosis, some mild stretching in the shower would help, or do it in a hot room, the warmth helps with elasticity and makes it easier, some creams can help as well, try masturbating with them if its too much effort to put on.

And honestly, I doubt people in the army are gonna be checking out your penis, what are they going to say? and if they do, how long will it last for honestly? Vs what they could say for circumcision, ridicule usually happens in the military anyway, don't let it phase you, you aren't there to make friends, you're there to work, friends is just a perk, unless you want a blowjob from another guy in the shower, don't worry about how your dick looks.

Any other questions while I'm here?

Jayden Williams
Jayden Williams

It's worse when I'm hard.
The lumps turn white as the skin is stretched and poke out like lotus flower seeds.

Adam Jenkins
Adam Jenkins

lmao

Connor King
Connor King

You count backwards from 10, make it to about 7, you black out and you wake up in recovery while a nurse diddles bandages on your dick.
Painkillers dull the pain.
I don't get night time erections, but if you do, they suck I hear, especially if your stitches tear and bleed. Its a possibility, just means don't look at porn and keep pure thoughts for as long as you can.

Jacob Taylor
Jacob Taylor

Gives you more control over how much you lose. Still looks like a skinless penis.

Justin Williams
Justin Williams

It's OK.

I already have a Rosie O'Donnell lookalike of a GF anyway.

My next mission will be to break up with her and get new grills with my new jewish confidence.

Adam Gonzalez
Adam Gonzalez

=/ kinda shitty dude, she may look bad, but she's someone who loves you for you.
Good luck finding someone else like that when you come to the realization that sex is cheap and meaningless.

James Perry
James Perry

Femanon here and that is my exact thought. My husband has them from about mid shaft to the base. We're amerifags so he got cut as a baby. I wish he had them all the way up. A few are quite big and it feels great when he plays around.

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