Hey guys, roast me

Julian Wood
Julian Wood

Hey guys, roast me. I'm in my first year of college. I work at a pizza place, and enjoy playing music.
I'll ask whatever you want.

Ayden Davis
Ayden Davis

post dick?

Mason Ross
Mason Ross

Not actually gay, I'm bi

Grayson Bennett
Grayson Bennett

what state are you native to?

Luke Mitchell
Luke Mitchell

Why?

Oliver Peterson
Oliver Peterson

just curious

Levi Adams
Levi Adams

Cuz they produce nice dicks, wherever it is.

Hunter Lopez
Hunter Lopez

What college

Connor Flores
Connor Flores

Midwest

Chase Smith
Chase Smith

Lol thank you

Jayden Sanders
Jayden Sanders

Cornhusker perchance?

Lincoln James
Lincoln James

Mr socially awkward, I bet the girls think your "cute"

Kevin Hall
Kevin Hall

Haha damn son, spot on

Ian Baker
Ian Baker

true
I think you're cute.

Benjamin Wood
Benjamin Wood

What? I'm by the rockies

Gabriel Roberts
Gabriel Roberts

Thank you, I wasn't expecting nice things

Jack Jackson
Jack Jackson

wyoming or CO? not really midwest...

Charles Hernandez
Charles Hernandez

What's your snapchat?

Blake Young
Blake Young

post pic wearing basketball shorts and tshirt, and including face too?

Matthew Reed
Matthew Reed

Sadly you are too far away, would've loved a hookup.

Daniel Martin
Daniel Martin

Eh is close enough

Nathaniel Reyes
Nathaniel Reyes

If Fry had glasses.

Jacob Green
Jacob Green

so if CO, smoke lots of weed?

Easton Myers
Easton Myers

Wildbill948

William Brown
William Brown

I've never tried any drugs or alcohol. Not really had the urge

Nicholas Price
Nicholas Price

Do you have skype?

Angel Ramirez
Angel Ramirez

No

Justin White
Justin White

kik?

Chase Collins
Chase Collins

Wildbill5669 is kik

Lucas Allen
Lucas Allen

You appear to be a normal looking young man with a good head on his shoulders that isn't afraid of negative criticism. Kudos to you sir.

Caleb Campbell
Caleb Campbell

plox?

John Thompson
John Thompson

Thanks man! Tbh I got a 32 on my act

Sebastian Rodriguez
Sebastian Rodriguez

Not rn

Juan Barnes
Juan Barnes

y not

Isaac Butler
Isaac Butler

Just do it

Zachary Hill
Zachary Hill

Lol because I be lazy

Hunter Ross
Hunter Ross

You look like that faggot "comedian" Josh Thomas

Good luck with your life m8.

Elijah Wright
Elijah Wright

definitely wouldn't mind seeing more of that

Cooper Bell
Cooper Bell

Never heard of him. I'll check him out

Ian Perry
Ian Perry

Pretty plz tho? would only take 2 minutes

Bentley Edwards
Bentley Edwards

Lol if you want pics message me on kik or sc

Hudson Phillips
Hudson Phillips

You can see my birth mark

Thomas Phillips
Thomas Phillips

bluestacks aint working rn. post basketball shorts pic here!

Jaxon Evans
Jaxon Evans

Lol no

David Barnes
David Barnes

Yeah you look exactly the same

Ryan Adams
Ryan Adams

y? you post dick and butt

Camden Collins
Camden Collins

Ohh my fragile British eyes!

Kevin Mitchell
Kevin Mitchell

I'm making $50,000 annually in income the IRS knows about, $35,000 annually they don't know about. I also actively manage a portfolio with this income. I will have a net worth over $200,000 by the day you turn 24, despite being the same age as you and a college dropout.

How do you justify being retarded enough to pay for school, and how's it feel to not be a part of the self-made 1% of tomorrow?

Jacob Martin
Jacob Martin

That's only something a uncute small dicked guy would say

Luis Morris
Luis Morris

I don't care? I'm happy, surrounded by people I like

Joshua Stewart
Joshua Stewart

welfare snowflake detected

you're doing nothing with your life, fix that while you have time

Caleb Kelly
Caleb Kelly

I'm satisfied, and I can put my time into being in nature, and spending time with people who I love. I'm going into the air force after college as a fire fighter.

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