Hey guys, roast me. I'm in my first year of college. I work at a pizza place, and enjoy playing music

Hey guys, roast me. I'm in my first year of college. I work at a pizza place, and enjoy playing music.
I'll ask whatever you want.

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post dick?

Not actually gay, I'm bi

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what state are you native to?

Why?

just curious

Cuz they produce nice dicks, wherever it is.

What college

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Midwest

Lol thank you

Cornhusker perchance?

Mr socially awkward, I bet the girls think your "cute"

Haha damn son, spot on

true
I think you're cute.

What? I'm by the rockies

Thank you, I wasn't expecting nice things

wyoming or CO? not really midwest...

What's your snapchat?

post pic wearing basketball shorts and tshirt, and including face too?

Sadly you are too far away, would've loved a hookup.

Eh is close enough

If Fry had glasses.

so if CO, smoke lots of weed?

Wildbill948

I've never tried any drugs or alcohol. Not really had the urge

Do you have skype?

No

kik?

Wildbill5669 is kik

You appear to be a normal looking young man with a good head on his shoulders that isn't afraid of negative criticism. Kudos to you sir.

plox?

Thanks man! Tbh I got a 32 on my act

Not rn

y not

Just do it

Lol because I be lazy

You look like that faggot "comedian" Josh Thomas

Good luck with your life m8.

definitely wouldn't mind seeing more of that

Never heard of him. I'll check him out

Pretty plz tho? would only take 2 minutes

Lol if you want pics message me on kik or sc

You can see my birth mark

bluestacks aint working rn. post basketball shorts pic here!

Lol no

Yeah you look exactly the same

y? you post dick and butt

Ohh my fragile British eyes!

I'm making $50,000 annually in income the IRS knows about, $35,000 annually they don't know about. I also actively manage a portfolio with this income. I will have a net worth over $200,000 by the day you turn 24, despite being the same age as you and a college dropout.

How do you justify being retarded enough to pay for school, and how's it feel to not be a part of the self-made 1% of tomorrow?

That's only something a uncute small dicked guy would say

I don't care? I'm happy, surrounded by people I like

welfare snowflake detected

you're doing nothing with your life, fix that while you have time

I'm satisfied, and I can put my time into being in nature, and spending time with people who I love. I'm going into the air force after college as a fire fighter.