Have blood seeping from anus since 3 hours and legs gradually turning yellower (mostly left) + swelling, wat do...

Have blood seeping from anus since 3 hours and legs gradually turning yellower (mostly left) + swelling, wat do? :( plz halp.

Put two band aids on your legs and you'll be fine in the morning.

ask Sup Forums for help instead of calling emergency medical services

Fuck it, I'm going gay out of principle.

If this is real please call 911.

consult Sup Forums.

your just molting op, crawl ender the bed and sleep for 2 days ,you'll be fine

Sleep it off.

Jaundice AND anal bleeding? Call an amberlamps, fuckweed

You are literally dying. Call emergency

OP here. Thx 4 advice. I fell asleep for a sec Didn't 911 (110 here but w/e) coz hav drugs in a tube hidden in anus too but scared 2 remove it. have put bandain on anus to stop blod but its not stop

i thkn its not jaundice

Fap until normal returns.

Ur fuckt m8

The vial exploded now you're going to get super powers like that movie Lucy

OP here guessing i hurt rectum with drug tube and shit went on blood stream, is it connect with femoral artery thankyou wat do plz

OP here if i wil b caught family killed so i cant b caught, can turniquet leg and use saw but scared aboutshit in abdomen too wat do

OP here dont think can stitch rectum by self wat do

OP here fap which one

Take it outta yur but dud

OP HERE JUST KIDDING FUCKERS THIS IS FAKE YOU MORONS HHAHAHAHAHAHA NITWIT FUCKTARDS YOU TOTALLY BELIEVED ME DICK LICKERS

How many do you have? Actually forget it just fap everything.

ok

What's on a girls mind

Post a picture faggot

Get medieval assistance now

yur dead kid, get rekt

jsut walk it off.
shit man call an ambulance already.