Has anyone ever caught there mother having sex?

Has anyone ever caught there mother having sex?
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no but did find my 72 year old mothers vibrator complete with encrusted pubes and flat battery. still have nightmares

>be 12
>late 90's
>pokemon fever
>ditch school to play Pokémon on my rooms closet
>parents at work
>around noon
>mom comes early
>she has company
>another male voice in the house
>to chicken shit to make a noise
>silence
>sex noises
>male grunts and moms moaning
>the sound of balls hitting her pussy really hard
>squeeque noise of bed hitting the wall
>30 minutes of "yeah baby deeper"
>more male moaning
>mom reaching multiple asbergers orgasms
>noise stops
>shower sounds
>they leave
>I was only a child when I heard my mom fuck her coworker
>never told dad
>they eventually divorce

there-their-they're: it's fucking rocket science.

Yea a few times but I would always hear her having sex and would peek in her room while having sex with her bfs and random guys she would bring home

lol, you fully deserve to be called son of a whore

>dad was a cuck
>son is too
not surprising

Yea my mom was a pretty big slut. It was pretty hot listening to her having sex and sitting outside her door peeking in

accurate

Not caught them but heard them
>be me like 6 months ago
>playing fallout 4
>going through far harbor
>my parents go in their room
>hear my fat mom giggle or laughing
>dont give a fuck
>hear her screaming now
>i realize they're fucking
>continue playing fallout as if nothing happens
>as if my mom not getting fucked in the other room
>war... war never changes
>mfw theyre quiet

so how do her genes work in your life?

How old was your mom, where did she work?

No, but I caught my aunt sleeping naked when I was a kid. On her back with legs spread wide. It wasn't pretty.

I worry that when my mom dies, I'll find some gross shit like that.

I'm horny all the time just like her.

My mom was in her late 30s early 40s when I started to notice all of it and listen and peek in. She worked in a dentist office as a secretary

>2017
>still living with parents
>parents get more action that you

this

...you had to check the battery.

>3 years old
>lives in apartment
>someone knocked on the door
>asked if my father was home
>I called my father but not answering
>I went upstairs 3rd floor
>saw them fucking
>gtfo of here, user!
>I imediately went downstairs
>said to the guy knocking that he was sleeping.
Still can't forget it.

you're a liar
a 3 yo can't remember shit

>I walked in on my mom masturbating about five years ago.
>For a second, I didn't realise what was going on
>because there wasn't much light. Just walked in to say I was home.
>She was fingers deep so didn't notice, but when
>she did, she just kept at it.
>We just stared at each other while she was rubbing away.
>She came. I bonered.

pic or it didnt happen

a 3yo seeing her parents fucking never forgets it

story?

Yeah, it kind of became a thing for a couple of years until I was done college.
>I'd walk in, usually after a late weekend night
>to say I was home.
>She'd had those knees wide open. Turns out she's an up and down, fingers in
>not a circle around type. Now I have a thing for fingers in pussy masturbating women.
>I'd always watch. She'd watch me watching.
>Made her cum hard, I think.
>After a few weeks, she called me in closer.
>I watched her wet pussy and after the first time, she started shaving it again.
>She grabbed my hand and let me help down there. Was hot and wet.
>She felt my hard-on through my pants.
>Continued like that a few times.
>Eventually, she changed it up and gave me blow-jobs after she came.
Eventually stopped when I finished college.

99% sure this is a lie.
if not we are definitely going to need pics of ur mom

lol, lying faggot

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