Hey Sup Forums I want to kill myself but make it look like it was an accident, how do I do that? Also...

Hey Sup Forums I want to kill myself but make it look like it was an accident, how do I do that? Also, i'm looking for the fastest and painless method.

If you live in a mountainous area, drive your car off a cliff with a long drop

Make a suicide note with your left hand so people would start thinking you didn't actually wrote it.

Sounds painful

Strangle yourself with a belt while watching scat porn in your chair naked. It will look like you accidentally died trying to get off

put a charcoal grill in an empty bathtub, light it, towels under the door, close the vents, put on some music and go to sleep.

>Steal fast car
>Make a noose, and tie the end of it somewhere under the car
>Put brick on gas pedal on nearest highway
>Climb on the roof of the car and surf it for as long as you can
>Jump once satisfied

Go out with a bang, user.

Would this actually work?

Jump off a building youll die before you hit the ground. Leave a note saying you were pushed off. No one would question if it was suicide.

Yes. Carbon Monoxide poising is a painless way to die that you dont notice

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Post pic of yourself at beach. Swim or paddle into ocean on raft with bricks. Put bricks in pockets, shoot yourself in head, fall into sea. Nobody questions drowning in the ocean since it happens so much.

Neat idea, but without adequate steering you would be in the ditch in 1/4 of a second

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kek

may have to do this soon

Holy shit 10/10

God damnit

Why do you care how it looks?
You'll be dead, it won't matter to you.

Get into motorcycling and be as reckless as possible

You should get drunk as well approximately so you pass out quicker you may get sick and shit and vomit. Also let it burn outside until the smoke dies down so the charcoal is cooking and take it into bathroom let the carbon monoxide build up and then go in there. Apparently this is a no turning back method as it can leave you brain damaged if you change your mind or if anyone finds you and tries to save you.

Approximately? I meant *apparently

10 / 10

>can leave you brain damaged if you change your mind or if anyone finds you and tries to save you

That scares me

Oh look, another attention whore
Goes to show how much of a loser you are, grats

Yeah I'd like to know what the success rate is. But when you Google "carbon monoxide no signs of struggle" heaps come up, so it must be okay if you do it correctly

Suicide is not badass

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Do you want to make it look like an accident so your family still gets the life insurance money?

Not OP, but.
You know, honestly, I never thought about doing it like that. I've attempted before so they'd put two and two together and they'd get hounded before anyone got any money, so it wouldn't work out, unfortunately.

But yeah, that'd actually be a decent way to go if you had some relatives you wanted to do some good for before you died.

unless you have health problems causing you unbearable pain every day do not do it

Don't make it look like an accident. Frame someone first, then kill yourself.

drive a lot and drive? idk

Hypothetically?
Well, off the top of my head you could get a small handgun, and two dozen helium balloons. Tie the balloons to the trigger guard of the gun, making sure you keep a good firing grip on it. Go outside and make sure there are no witnesses around. Point the gun at your forehead and put your other hand over the breach or next to the cylinder if it's a revolver. Shoot yourself between the eyes. The gunshot residue will be all over both hands making it look like you tried to wrestle the gun away from an attacker. When you go limp and fall back, the gun will be carried away by the balloons. If you use good balloons, maybe across county lines. Bam. Your suicide now looks like a murder or accidental shooting.

I've got a few more if that one doesn't tickle you right.

helium/exit bag.
painless and cheap.

Dont fucking kill yourself you retard

Newfag

4 u

>Keep car in garage
>Keep telling people you can't sleep recently
>Go in car when really tired and start up
>Fall asleep in car and die from carbon monoxide poisoning
Looks accidental and painless

choke and die on chicken nuggets

Drive faster

kek

This, but take a couple Ambien (Trazadone, Vicodin, Diphenhydramine... Whatever, something that would explain you passing out and staying out) first.

>take classes, get a motorcycle licence
>work enough to save up for a brand new sportsbike
>take it for a spin, feelsgoodman
>realize you are in control of your life, if you can accomplish transforming from a loser to a biker, you can do anything
>dont kill yourself

what happened to me

plz

Gas leak explosion or od on shit

fecking kek nice
gib more you fucking faggot wtf

Are you Candian by any chance? You got catphished about an hour ago?
Welcome Sup Forumsrother, embrace the hate.

LMFAO post the classic shoe on head pic

Can someone screencap this?

Not if the drop is big enough.
There will, however, be intense fear and instant regret once you do it.

This guy

>I want to commit suicide
>I want it to be painless

If you're not afraid of death then there's no reason to be afraid of pain you colossal pussy