I went skinny dipping tonight with my boyfriend and all of our friends. Now my girlfriends are making fun of my boyfriend.
They're saying that he has a small penis. I don't think it's small. It looks average to me, but they insist it's very small. My best friend is telling me I should trade up, find a new man.
It just occurred to me that I haven't seen very many normal penises, just what I've seen in porn, so I'm not exactly qualified to judge what an average penis looks like. I can't use porn to judge what an average penis looks like, because those penises are all way above average.
Could any of you who have an average sized penis post a picture of it erect next to a ruler for me? Please? What does an average penis look like?
Tits or get the fuck out. Your gender was not asked for nor is it relevent. Since you want to whore your gender out to the world you might as well go all the way and post those b cups. With a time stamp.
Austin Reed
>yfw she doesn't know about shrinkage
Brody Jones
a bit harsh but yea tits or gtfo
Andrew Cook
Tits or gtfo
Samuel Bailey
You're right. I don't.
What is it?
Alexander Brooks
Porn will now commence
Mason Scott
>trade up, find a new man If you're actually considering this, based on this, fucking kill yourself. You obviously don't give a shit about him.
Robert Sanchez
In all fairness, it is relevant. If she hadn't had identified herself as a female, we all would have assumed Op is a homosexual, which would have changed the context of this thread.
Luke White
Tits or gtfo dumb whore
Luis Rogers
Not really. Op wants dick pics. If OP said nothing, user would have clamored for gender and then demanded titsorgtfo. Which is pretty retarded considering it defeats the purpose of titsorgtfo.
Xavier Powell
I severely doubt that you are a true Femanon. I think that instead you are a cowardly fop who desires to pleasure himself by looking at other manhood.
Jackson Bennett
You know the rules.
Wyatt Thompson
I got no problem assuming OP like everyone else on Sup Forums is a faggot. My shitposting will be the same despite all the 76 genders.
Chase Murphy
This
Noah Hughes
What the fuck Why would I care Why do you care
I'm only not saging because all of Sup Forums is shit and this shit doesn't stink as bad
Gavin Bailey
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Oh boy, here comes the autist sperging out. Yes, ctrl c and ctrl v is a thing. Good job.
Oliver Bell
jealous b/c their penises are smaller
Landon Long
Tell your friend she's fucking retarded for thinking she can judge a size when its flaccid and outside in the cold. And tell her she's a stupid slut for suggesting you to break up because of the size of a penis.
David Rogers
Your boyfriend's friends are saying the same thing about your tiny tits
Adam Cooper
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Isaac Walker
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Adrian Thompson
fuck off with this shit
Liam Moore
So many butthurt anons. Average is 5 inches.
Jaxson Ross
I went skinny dipping tonight with my boyfriend and all of our friends. Now my girlfriends are making fun of my boyfriend.
They're saying that he has a small penis. I don't think it's small. It looks average to me, but they insist it's very small. My best friend is telling me I should trade up, find a new man.
It just occurred to me that I haven't seen very many normal penises, just what I've seen in porn, so I'm not exactly qualified to judge what an average penis looks like. I can't use porn to judge what an average penis looks like, because those penises are all way above average.
Could any of you who have an average sized penis post a picture of it erect next to a ruler for me? Please? What does an average penis look like?
>Homo with very specific fetish regarding small to average size dicks next to a measuring device.
Jacob White
To late faggot we all know you are a trap trying to pretend like you're a woman.
Mason Lee
well said.
Samuel Morales
We gotta walk around on egg shells for bitches and they'll kick our hearts down the street in millisecond. They wonder.....
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Everyone run, it's a middle aged faggot trolling for dick picks!
Luis Clark
No it isn't. It's nearly 6 inches.
Gabriel Hill
You never checked out other guys when you took a shower after gym class?
Gavin Wood
>autist This alone makes you a Sup Forumstard.
No kek either. What is wrong with LOL...?
Noah Gomez
Shrinkage is when a dick goes from "flaccid" mode to "shrunken" mode, usually if its cold, especially if its cold water.
Kind of how a dick goes from "flaccid" to "erect" and grows like 4 times its flaccid size, the same happens when it shrinks.
Therefore, your BFs dick is probably normal sized, but it shrank down to a tiny size when he jumped in the water.
So long as he fills you up when its erect its all good
Average dick size for the entire world is 5 inches Average dick size for North America and most western nations is 6 inches
Gavin Martinez
Straight couples don't take homosexual couples with them to go skinny dipping. It just doesn't happen.
Andrew Flores
>has boyfriend >no problems >friends are judgemental >pressure to trade up >find guy with 'muh dick' >get pumped and dumped >girl friends complain that guys suck
Calling it
Dominic Torres
>too FTFY
Jeremiah Wright
nigger faggot jew kik filthy dyke dirty cum dumpster
Jaxson Bell
Apparently all non-mentally ill people are Adamasgender: a gender which refuses to be categorized
Andrew Diaz
>femanon >implying he's not said bf with small penis
Michael Turner
You haven't been around many women, have you user.
Guys like you think that all women want is money. You never realize that money is just a means to an end. What they really want is status. It's instinctive for them.
Status increases the likelihood of her marrying into the inner circle of her tribe. Being close to the inner circle of a tribe, like marrying the chief's son, increases the likelihood of the survival and replication of her children. All female attraction is based upon hypergamous instincts and what makes a woman horny is the thought of a rival woman stealing her high status man.
Not being the sort of man who would make a girl's girlfriends jealous is the reason you don't have a girlfriend. Men are nothing more than accessories to women. Like buying a trendy handbag.
Michael Howard
Rustled your jimmies did I?
Hey RE: "the average penis" pictures. Got any nudes of your son?
Want to buy some?
LOL
Carson Sanders
Average erect us like 5.5-5.75. No one should really care about flaccid as some people can be 5 inch flaccid and 5 inch erect yet others can be 4 inch flaccid and 7.25 inch erect. Good rule of thumb is that anything over 6 inch erect is ok.
Ethan Powell
You may consider my jimmies officially rustled.
Thomas Butler
This thread needs more 7 of 9
Kevin Young
Sounds like you need to find new friends.
Connor Price
k
I like Icheb so we are both happy.
Xavier Smith
The first thing you need to do is become a woman to be a femanon. Nice b8 but m8 you made it to obvious.