Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Still here

and


youtube.com/watch?v=AqnpwixB7P8
watch

Claim

Early bake

Is it so hard to do it at the image limit and not before it?

Firekeeper
:( But at least i have you to talk with, it really helps alleviate the stress~
Aww~ but i wouldn't want you to get in trouble, so i would have to use every ounce of willpower to let you go~
Can i have your social life for that month, i am really in need of one~ ;p
Yeah i guess you;re right, but it sure beats working your ass off in school~
Spending some comfy time in your bed of course~

Yuuki
You're right that is a good one, but stayin alive still reigns supreme.
Beautiful
And i can tell you enjoy all the compliments i give you~
You're gonna have to be a bit more specific..

Mash
Ahh good old stones.

great numbers

>mfw the 1 millionth post on /out/ was also a Cirno

twas 11/10 butthurt from EVERYONE

still here

>2 images before image limit
>image limit reached literally 20 seconds after
>early bake

I do not I've told you already!
All i know is that hanako is pleasing herself~
I'll know it or them when i see it.

If it's made before the image limit then it's still early, doesn't matter how many images away t was

There's also: Cirno has been on overdrive to purge Kek from Sup Forums, and with the upcoming new Sup Forums board being made, it might actually happen.

Its still before the image limit.
It could be one away and still be early

It plays during the black ops trailers

Yeah you tell me lies~
I see, you really like those ones~ i'm trying to remember which ones i posted...
Was this it? i know i posted it in the last few days.
>

not cirno, but if we're talking gets, here's /wsr/ (the last great board) the other day

That's exactly what a mad pervert would say~
That you certainly do, it's good to see you too~
Well, getting ready for school sadly. And how are you darling?
I'm really glad I could help you at least this tiny little bit~
But there's one little problem... Would I want to let go~?
Well, I would gladly give it to you. Hopefully you wouldn't scare away all the little friends I have~~
True that~
Oh, but(t) of course~

Is it possible to claim KoG for husbando?

No i do not! I tell the truth.
W-well yeah~
That was one of them but there's another one i want~
Shut up you stupid pervert!

That's like the perfect tempo for walking

Ah. Fortunate Son is still the most iconic Vietnam song

>lewd

Not gonna happen Lewdia~
Also, it's a pretty late thread. It must take all of your willpower not to post lewds already~
Found you~

They so totally blasted that when dropping napalms

Silly, you help me much more than a tiny bit~
Ahh my my i didn't think about that~ Well, would you~?
Oh don't worry, i wouldn't scare them...too much at least~
Yes, we'll get nice and cumfy~


Yeah, the truth that you fabricate out of lies~
Speaking of those, do you have more of them?
Can you describe it a little?
Maybe, but stayin alive completely changes how you walk when you listen to it.
> Now you post one~

It is the quintessential Vietnam song

How about a mild lewd

Awwww, what's there not to love about you~?
Well, considering the pros and cons..... Nope, no way~
My thoughts exactly~
Some hugs would be in order as well~

Yeah that's because you're still here.
No, the truth fabricated out of truth!
More of what?
Not really, the details aren't there. Just keep posting and you'll find it. You got one already~

oh hey you, im good, trying to decide what i want to do

wew

this one is mine~ Millianna

Awww, why wouldn't you post when I'm here~?
We're missing each other way too much
Well, maybe some Breath of the Wild? Or did you finish it already?

That is a cute pic

Claiming best girl again

Better not save that!

ive still got 4 shrines left to find in botw, but i cant freaking find them anywhere :(

too late, already saved :^)

Please no

Cute and mildly lewd, nice~

Oh shush you~~
Well then it's settled, a comfy day snuggling in bed it is!~
Who knows, they might be the ones to scare me off~
Yes of course, some really close hugs~
False truths~
Juvia pleasing herself.
Alright lets see... this one?
>

...

I want to pet Chen.

I want to play Rocket League but my internet is kind of spotty now...

Because... i have my reasons
True truths
Well i do but a certain someone is here that's stopping me.
Plus it's almost bed time so you might have to wait till tomorrow.
No but i do like that one too.

but its so cute and playful

Mine

same

I don't want other's having lewds of her...

Nice ^^

Claiming my darling wife, Takanashi Hikari.

That sucks, maybe play something else till it gets better?

That you make up in your head.
Aww cmon, pretty please~?
Damn so soon already...
The only other one i can think of is this
>

Damn, that's unfortunate... Have you looked in the fridge or under the table?
And I'm sorry it's so soon, but school calls... I'll be sure to make it up to you tomorrow, as we talk waaaay too little these days, I'm really sorry...
See you tomorrow Shinobu~
Hehehe~~
Gladly, love~
But you're the one with a knife collection~
I could really use one right now, especially one from you~
And sorry so soon, but school calls once again... See you tomorrow, right sweetie~?
Awww, don't be like that...
But you'll have your occasion now as I'm off for today. Until tomorrow, Lewdia~

>checked
well shit for those quints now i have to delete it

Forgot to linkChecked!

What do you like about her?

cya firekeeper o/

YouKnow is here

Out of the shower edition

Maybe, but most of my games are online. Maybe I can keep going in Katawa Shoujo

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=0IRelWDw-RM

Winner present.
It's been a long day, I should really unwind.

just how i like my youknow, dripping wet

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But what if they have even bigger scarier knives~?
I can use one as well~
It's alright, have a good day~ Of course~ Goodbye sweetheart~

Ill chat with you.

Bed time
Nighty night everyone
>dubs
I do not make them up!
Not while firekeeper is around.
Let's just say i owe you 2 tomorrow.
Yeah, but don't worry I'll be on longer tomorrow so don't miss me too much
No there was another one. It wasn't too lewd but there was the idea that something lewd happened
I still don't trust you...
Nighty night

Sexts and the quints after. Jesus we on a roll.

Sounds good to me.
Did you win those games you mentioned yesterday?

WUZ GUD MUH NIGGA

>my youknow
Whoa there

Belly is full, freshly shaved, nice and clean

Nice and wet, the best kind of YouKnow~
Yeah i say go for that.

Aww but why not?
Alright that works for me~
Oh nice. No promises~
Ahh i think i know which one you're talking about now!

You didnt even need to win and it was bots.

that reminds me, why play tracer every game?

hehehe

I just didnt click another hero.

>wuz good
youtube.com/watch?v=Fgk4Cd7h6ak

>you didn't even need to win
Nonsense.
Are the bots difficult?
>On the hardest setting, I mean

Nice, work sucked I guess?

Maybe, I'm going to bed here in a bit.
youtube.com/watch?v=Hr2m1VzTAI8

Put them on beginner and crush them. I just want the stuff you get from this game for overwatch.
also how does this make you feel? youtube.com/watch?v=AqnpwixB7P8

Same here, starting to get sleepy. You still on Shizune's route?
youtube.com/watch?v=rnO-MflYxCw

I think so? I'm not really following a guide or anything, but I'm trying to go for Shizune's route

>Crush them
That's the spirit

>Monopoly
I remember clicking that link on /f/ and letting it play in the back b/c I thought it was fucking hilarious
>it was pretty terrible
Kills me everytime

That being said I always click out now b/c it's way too long.

That's an edgy song sometimes but goddamn if I don't love it. Also one of the first basslines I went out of my way to learn.

Its beginner bots. They are not a challenge

Nah today was rather simple, inventory is finally over

Hah. She looks like a loser.

...

In most games I play I find even high-difficulty bots aren't a challenge.
But I've never played that game specifically.

>Triggety-triggety-triggered

Ahh so you;re still really early then. Have you gotten to the festival yet?


It is if you pay attention to the lyrics, but fuck me it's catchy.


Wrong person silly~

OH MAI GAWWWWD

I'm just about there. My guy had a bit of a heart issue while running and is eating lunch on the roof with the girl with the prosthetic legs and Rin

Nice, I had my last day of classes of the semester

I dont know its normally no thing yeah.

Freedom time?

Its like a crappy knockoff vampire.

For a bit! I still have finals

You will kick final's ass!

> IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE???
youtube.com/watch?v=70utG1L5bfU


> dubs
Oh wow, you;re really early in then.

sounds to me like you'll have time to try out some terraria soon :^)

There are a lot of songs like that, actually.
It's kind of nice.

This makes you a winner, Tomo.

>

It is indeed a jojo reference!
This should have been my reaction tho youtu.be/bYmDXBwHIiM?t=33s

Claimu!

What's going on here?

No it doesnt. My mother could beat those bots

God I hope so

Yeah, I haven't had much time to play yet...school and all

Nope, don't tempt me!

You can do eet!!

let me know when you're done with your finals and i shall tempt you then

BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO

Give me a week and sure

I'll get you to admit winner status one of these days.

Hey Nui
I am the tired and will probably go to bed soon

No.

we have to actually play against people in our games next week, i'll let you know if tomo is a winner then

I think this one would be better.
youtube.com/watch?v=PBSRA2k7FBE

Ahh right...