So guys, I got tonsil stones. How fucked am I? Any remedies?

So guys, I got tonsil stones. How fucked am I? Any remedies?

Where the fuck is my fucking OT

pop them out you fucking retard

pick them out, take photos, post on Sup Forums, profit

Loosen with moistened Q-tips. Gargle with salt water after. Enjoy your stoneless gullet

I get them all the fucking time... Just brush your teeth more. If you have one thats annoying you get a cotton swab and just jab the fucker and it'll pop out

Make sure to always take a good ole wiff of em

They will come out on their own at some point. Or you csn lightly poke a them with a qtip and salt water. They smell like shitty vomit, so try and avoid breathing on people for a while.

As for prevention, standard oral hygiene methods reduce the chance theyll show up. Used to get them all the time

Can't recommend this enough. It's and exquisite flavor/smell, much like the 'blackheads' in my armpit.

OP here, could it be that I have not brushed in 4-5 years?

Please post pic of your teeth

I doubt it. The formation of tonsil cavities like that are usually due to a genetic abnormality.

Are you parents related, perhaps??

Press a tooth brush in there and they pop right out, then mash them between your fingers and smell

Fag.

Fucking gross bro. No wonder you get tonsil stones you disgusting animal

OP here, I think I'm going to start brushing. Also going to OD on salt water.

It's like your teeth are coated with movie theatre popcorn butter

I don't even easy popcorn...

Okay, this is completely serious: I usually just gargle a solution of saltwater/my own fresh semen.

Cough* Eat Cough*

My nigga

Use an oxidizing toothpaste (I use crest 3d white). Should help prevent them forming

Source: had them, switched toothpaste, don't have them

drink coke, eat bread or something that scratch your throat and wait

That shits meant to be so nasty but I'm fascinated. So wanna smell one IRL.

Did this, it works.Also, drink green tea instead of coffee a day / week or make it stronger and gargle it.

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m-m-mods?

drink bleach (whole bottle should do it)

Not even close, faggot. It's called waxing, and butt hole bleaching.

Pop it out and sniff it awhile

Just pop them like pimples. Problem solved.

This

>waxing, and butt hole bleaching
>doesnt know how to clean shit off asshole

have you considered taking them out?

Does anyone have gif/webms of removing tonsil stones? Always satisfying to watch. I dont get them, so its the only way i can experience it

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They smell like literal shit

gently brush with a toothbrush when you clean your teeth
they will come out soon

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