Some faggot posted a pic of a dolphin's vagina earlier today and now I'm into this stuff. Fuck you user. Also, I'm not into zoophilia or shit, dolphins just have really good pussies.
Some faggot posted a pic of a dolphin's vagina earlier today and now I'm into this stuff. Fuck you user. Also...
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Leave those dolphins alone.
Ive been here for a bit and seen some shit and talked to all kinds of people. And one person actually had experience with this for some reason. What you probably dont realise is that Dolphins live in water all day, and so their bodies have a adapted protection to that kind of environment.
What kinds of protection you ask? well it clamps shut. Hard. It has to be able to close it off so water and bacteria and whatnot cannot enter while swimming.
I dont remember if this user for long ago had stuck his finger in or his dick but he said the clamping action of the opening is **painfully** strong
And he died
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Who needs zoophilia when rape exists? XDDDDDDD
There's that one creepy dude who worked with dolphins who wrote a book about it or some shit. Said female dolphins actually tend to like their handlers and want to please them, so they put out. Can't remember if it was Malcom Brenner or some other guy. Anyway, this shit happens a lot.
>2 beast threads
> no archive link
>when reddit is down and you just want to be part of the Sup Forums gang
all this reminds me of my ex
I bet her vag smelled like a dolphin's, too
>fuck your green text
Double dubs checkd
I think a dolphin's vag would actually smell good.
Those look like asscheeks under that pussy, FURRYCONFIRMED????
>dolphin vag looks good
>not zoophilia
This has something in common with a human pussy. They both smell fishy.
You'd know that, fgt
Tbh it's not that weird just accept it and post dolphins
>>dolphin vag looks good
>>not zoophilia
sounds like those guys fapping to traps "b-but, it's not g-gay!!!!"
well, then. we live in the most porn-addicted era, where any fucking fetish (and any of its fuckingly fucking possible variations) has already been explored and inflated.
thus, virginfaggots like OP, as soon as they find out some "new" fetish (aka one that wasn't posted on Sup Forums in the last two hours), blazingly starts a thread "Muh New Fetish Hurr Durr I'm Soooo Edgy".
>in a very few weeks he'll forget about today's shit because some other Le Newe Meme Le Newe Fetishe will appear on Sup Forums
Chris Lilly.
youtube.com
Swimming pool capcha... apt.
bump fo more
smelling like rotten fish
today is your fucking lucky day you bitchy, here you go all you must know about your fetish
If I just stick my tongue in it... Im not hurting her...
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Necrozoophilia, ho!
For science, of course.
they don't have hands. they can't fap. just how cruel are you?
why do you think so many dolphins and whales beach themselves? word got around that there are curious monkeys on the shore with opposable thumbs.
Dr John Lilly, author of "Centre of the Cyclone."
Chris Lilly is that unfunny asshole who has shitty comedy shows on Channel 2 in Australia where he likes to dress up as a schoolgirl.
you're hurting your tongue.
and it will smell like rotten fish
former British Prime Minister Cameron admitted he porked a pig (actually a dead one) because of the UK version of Skull & Bones initiation
of course, monkey logic dictates that it's wrong to fuck a live dolphin, but you can do whatever you want to a dead one.