ITT

Jose Brooks
Jose Brooks

ITT: You have 10 seconds to explain why your crush should have a date with you

Isaiah Martin
Isaiah Martin

crush
what are you? 12?

Adrian Thomas
Adrian Thomas

I will be next month! :)))

Benjamin Thomas
Benjamin Thomas

tfw honestly couldnt think of anything

Brayden Sanders
Brayden Sanders

Bannu

Jayden Wilson
Jayden Wilson

What about"I can use the tfw properly"

Austin Hill
Austin Hill

Because she admit that she had feelings for me and just think I'm not socially acceptable

Bentley Moore
Bentley Moore

Why not?

Samuel Martin
Samuel Martin

yeah - Sup Forums is basically a bunch of 12-13 year old faggots now.

Alexander Jones
Alexander Jones

Why? Are you a freak?

John Clark
John Clark

Otherwise i kidnap her and keep her in a pit

Justin Edwards
Justin Edwards

I've been in a mental hospital during some month...

William Bailey
William Bailey

Because I love him. I will cook and clean for him, be loyal and give him crazy sex.

We can play the vidya, watch anime and movies.

I will make him happy if he lets me.

Jack Richardson
Jack Richardson

Because I'd eat that ass like today is my last day.

Ian Lee
Ian Lee

We're married

Ryan Thompson
Ryan Thompson

Because I'm her boyfriend

Adam Jones
Adam Jones

if she did I would lose all respect for her

Levi Sanders
Levi Sanders

Blackmail

Eli Flores
Eli Flores

she shouldn't
i'm way too boring for anyone want to be with me

Austin Gutierrez
Austin Gutierrez

im a nice guy

Christian Turner
Christian Turner

I'll kill her if she doesn't. It's going to end in rape no matter what.

Jace Campbell
Jace Campbell

This guy gets it

Dominic Kelly
Dominic Kelly

MUH DICK

Isaiah Phillips
Isaiah Phillips

I just might pay for the date.

Easton Nelson
Easton Nelson

Because I was her crush and I make 82k a year which will only go up.

Asher Jackson
Asher Jackson

I don't have a crush m8. Been too cynical for too long for that

Jayden Rodriguez
Jayden Rodriguez

Does my ex count as my crush?

Ayden Watson
Ayden Watson

i havent met people in awhile so i kind of don't have one.

Andrew Rivera
Andrew Rivera

I don't have a crush

I went on a date with the last girl I fancied a few months ago and we both realised how autistic the other was so we didn't have a second date

Kevin Perry
Kevin Perry

What sort of degenerate dress is this?

Jason Thompson
Jason Thompson

She shouldn't.

I'm depressed and broken, she deserves better.
I can barely keep a conversation with her so what's even the point of trying anymore

Ayden Richardson
Ayden Richardson

I'm too beta

Samuel Harris
Samuel Harris

Cause i got style, know how to speak and i'm fun.

John Nelson
John Nelson

I hate you

Jeremiah Foster
Jeremiah Foster

You're free to think like that, be happy about it

Christopher Jenkins
Christopher Jenkins

Because im a fun night thats why

Ethan Ward
Ethan Ward

Awkward personification of a night you are, Jedi young

Wyatt Cox
Wyatt Cox

kek

Adam Myers
Adam Myers

Are You fat ?

Jeremiah Wright
Jeremiah Wright

Pity

Noah Brown
Noah Brown

Because I honestly loved her and I would have given her the world.

William Evans
William Evans

Well OP since she is marrying me I hope that is enough reason. Also 5 years of dating should mean something right?

Parker Rogers
Parker Rogers

She doesn't deserve me...

Carson Wright
Carson Wright

I was the only person you've met that didnt want to knock you out with drugs to get in your butthole

wait fuck, i did that too. oh well, gimme yer booty

Carson Nelson
Carson Nelson

what the fuck is a crush

Cameron Thomas
Cameron Thomas

She shouldn't.
It's illegal for loli to date pedos.

Juan Richardson
Juan Richardson

Because she's my girlfriend

Brody Robinson
Brody Robinson

Because she also likes me.

Henry Martin
Henry Martin

That actually not true

Nicholas Davis
Nicholas Davis

She shouldn't, I'm a loser piece of shit and she most likely will never know I exist... But I got an 8 inch dick so its whatever

Kayden Anderson
Kayden Anderson

Obviously

Owen Butler
Owen Butler

"Does this here smell like chloroforme?"

Jeremiah Hughes
Jeremiah Hughes

im lonely and desperate so they can hit me all they want and i most likely wont call the cops
(´ ; ω ;`)

Adam Rogers
Adam Rogers

She 18? More?

David Hughes
David Hughes

I'm funny and I make a lot of money.

Wyatt Mitchell
Wyatt Mitchell

I will give her money

Ethan Fisher
Ethan Fisher

It's like having a gold Rolex watch but living in an alternate universe where time doesn't exist.

It's like having a Ferrari in the 1700s when there were no roads.

It's like having a giant mansion with a swimming pool and no one to share it with.

Henry Martinez
Henry Martinez

really guys i'm really desperate so if there're any guys willing to go on a date with an ugly fat gurl plz let me know. im so lonely (´ ; ω ;`)

Tyler Cook
Tyler Cook

You'd have a better chance of closing your eyes, throwing a hand-grenade and hitting a 12 year old on Sup Forums (or a tard with the mentality of one), if we were all in the same room, than you would throwing it up in the air and having it hit you when it lands.

Zachary Diaz
Zachary Diaz

no guy is willing to date an ugly fat chick no matter how autistic they are

you literally have 1 job as a woman to look acceptable and you still fucked it up

Kayden Miller
Kayden Miller

Because I have one extra dimension

Cameron Adams
Cameron Adams

Black guys are your best bet, or you could consider going lesbo.

Lincoln Russell
Lincoln Russell

please

William Morgan
William Morgan

fucking top kek m8.

Me trying to talk to girls for the first time" "Uhhhhhhh, hey, um, want to have dinner with me?" *awkward smile*

Oh no no no wait I got it, "Uhhhhhm, your hot!" *smiles sincerely*

I'm a fucking basket case mang. No hope for me.

That being said, I'm more mature than most guys my age. I'm not an asshole, don't play games. But I'm pretty boring, I'm a dud. And I'm fucking weird. I can be goofy and funny, but I'm weird.

Nathan Ortiz
Nathan Ortiz

I dont even have a crush, im that lonely that i cant even be with someone in my imagination.

Jack Turner
Jack Turner

cus i'll beat dat ass if she dont

Chase Collins
Chase Collins

shouldn't autisms work well together?

Hunter Turner
Hunter Turner

because i'm awesome

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