ITT: You have 10 seconds to explain why your crush should have a date with you
what are you? 12?
I will be next month! :)))
tfw honestly couldnt think of anything
What about"I can use the tfw properly"
Because she admit that she had feelings for me and just think I'm not socially acceptable
yeah - Sup Forums is basically a bunch of 12-13 year old faggots now.
Why? Are you a freak?
Otherwise i kidnap her and keep her in a pit
I've been in a mental hospital during some month...
Because I love him. I will cook and clean for him, be loyal and give him crazy sex.
We can play the vidya, watch anime and movies.
I will make him happy if he lets me.
Because I'd eat that ass like today is my last day.
Because I'm her boyfriend
if she did I would lose all respect for her
i'm way too boring for anyone want to be with me
im a nice guy
I'll kill her if she doesn't. It's going to end in rape no matter what.
This guy gets it
I just might pay for the date.
Because I was her crush and I make 82k a year which will only go up.
I don't have a crush m8. Been too cynical for too long for that
Does my ex count as my crush?
i havent met people in awhile so i kind of don't have one.
I don't have a crush
I went on a date with the last girl I fancied a few months ago and we both realised how autistic the other was so we didn't have a second date
What sort of degenerate dress is this?
I'm depressed and broken, she deserves better.
I can barely keep a conversation with her so what's even the point of trying anymore
I'm too beta
Cause i got style, know how to speak and i'm fun.
I hate you
You're free to think like that, be happy about it
Because im a fun night thats why
Awkward personification of a night you are, Jedi young
Are You fat ?
Because I honestly loved her and I would have given her the world.
Well OP since she is marrying me I hope that is enough reason. Also 5 years of dating should mean something right?
She doesn't deserve me...
I was the only person you've met that didnt want to knock you out with drugs to get in your butthole
wait fuck, i did that too. oh well, gimme yer booty
what the fuck is a crush
It's illegal for loli to date pedos.
Because she's my girlfriend
Because she also likes me.
That actually not true
She shouldn't, I'm a loser piece of shit and she most likely will never know I exist... But I got an 8 inch dick so its whatever
"Does this here smell like chloroforme?"
im lonely and desperate so they can hit me all they want and i most likely wont call the cops
(´ ; ω ;`)
She 18? More?
I'm funny and I make a lot of money.
I will give her money
It's like having a gold Rolex watch but living in an alternate universe where time doesn't exist.
It's like having a Ferrari in the 1700s when there were no roads.
It's like having a giant mansion with a swimming pool and no one to share it with.
really guys i'm really desperate so if there're any guys willing to go on a date with an ugly fat gurl plz let me know. im so lonely (´ ; ω ;`)
You'd have a better chance of closing your eyes, throwing a hand-grenade and hitting a 12 year old on Sup Forums (or a tard with the mentality of one), if we were all in the same room, than you would throwing it up in the air and having it hit you when it lands.
no guy is willing to date an ugly fat chick no matter how autistic they are
you literally have 1 job as a woman to look acceptable and you still fucked it up
Because I have one extra dimension
Black guys are your best bet, or you could consider going lesbo.
fucking top kek m8.
Me trying to talk to girls for the first time" "Uhhhhhhh, hey, um, want to have dinner with me?" *awkward smile*
Oh no no no wait I got it, "Uhhhhhm, your hot!" *smiles sincerely*
I'm a fucking basket case mang. No hope for me.
That being said, I'm more mature than most guys my age. I'm not an asshole, don't play games. But I'm pretty boring, I'm a dud. And I'm fucking weird. I can be goofy and funny, but I'm weird.
I dont even have a crush, im that lonely that i cant even be with someone in my imagination.
cus i'll beat dat ass if she dont
shouldn't autisms work well together?
because i'm awesome