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Thank you for the video. I remember them, that was awesome. Also, I lost.
Be me, out camping with family
somewhere out bush
late in afternoon, we're starting dinner soon
need to build fire, siblings and I are going around the campsite looking for firewood
I really need to shit
be right back guys gotta poop
grab toilet roll, wander into the bush a good distance from camp
find decent clearing, drop pants, squat
surprised myself with how big of a log I've backed out.
blow flies quickly turn up to inspect my shit.
still not done, so I crab walk a couple steps to the side as blow flies accumulate
notice one blow fly appears to be slightly stuck to my shit, he can't walk
suck shit lol.mp3
after a brief laugh, end up feeling sorry for it.
look around me for a small twig
lean over towards my shit with intentions to use twig to rescue bogged blow fly
my eyesight isn't that great at the best of times, I usually wear glasses
depth perception not great
carefully reach with twig towards blow fly, accidently stab it
it's legs are all in now
attempt to excavate surrounding shit to free my winged buddy
it's just making it worse
hear mom calling out for me back at camp
still trying to free bogged blow fly which is becoming increasingly stressed
finally decided fuck it, I've got to head back
your fate is sealed.mp4
use twig to push blow fly as far into my shit as possible
sucks to be him
clean up, head back to camp
mom asks me what took so long
told her I was playing angry birds.
Having made a raft from wood taken from the giant mushroom forest, with rigging consisting of a mast made of two staves lashed together, a yard made of a third, and a sail borrowed from their stock of rugs, they set sail from the harbour - Port Grauben, named after Axel's fiancee. With a north-westerly wind propelling them along at about three miles an hour, silvery beams of light, reflected here and there by drops of spray, produced luminous points in the eddy created by the raft. Soon all land was lost to view. Five days out to sea, they witnessed a terrifying battle between two sea monsters. One having the snout of a porpoise, the head of a lizard, and teeth of a crocodile - an Ichthyosaurus. And the other, the mortal enemy of the first, a serpent with a turtle's shell, the Plesiosaurus.
Cumulus clouds formed heavily in the south, like huge wool packs heaped up in picturesque disorder. Under the influence of the breezes they merged together, growing darker, forming a single menacing mass. The raft lay motionless on the sluggish waveless sea and in silence they waited for the storm.
For four days the storm had raged as they clung to the mast of their raft for safety. Finally, with their raft wrecked after being bashed against the reefs, they lay sheltered from the pouring rain beneath a few overhanging rocks where they ate and slept. The next day all trace of the storm had disappeared and what remained of their stock seemed intact. Checking the compass brought only heartbreak as it showed that a chance of wind during the storm had returned them to just a few miles north of Port Grauben. So, deciding to try and find the original route they advanced with difficulty over granite fragments mingled with flint, quartz, and alluvial deposits, eventually reaching a plain covered with bones. like a huge cemetery.
Brought my A+ game fine tuned over 5 years. She moved out. aww yisss
Want to laugh? Some genuises on /pol/ are currently trying to meme WW3 into happening. That's pretty funny.
kek wants peace
Idk why but I lost to this
Did it dieded?
Kek this happened to me once
Damn that's a QT.
aye except when your child's IQ is below average it can backfire tremendously.
Is the Jesus pic in the original?
Every time I see this posted, I wanna destroy this flat-assed, vapid-eyed mongoloid with my dick
The judge who sentenced him probably went home that night and ate a steak.
my dickus got biggus
meteor hit mecca
So? That person put that cat in harms way with no purpose. Cattle are killed for a damn good reason, sustenance. Off yourself, retard.
can i eat your cat?
A cat's cortex has a lot more synapses than a cow.
Nope. My cat is my property. If you had your own cat, you could, and legally as well. That person was arrested for cruelty.
but I am hungry
is this trap????
I don't know. It is Schrodinger's dick, it both exists and it doesn't at the same time.
When you inject the marijuanas
praise lord kek
Made me smile/10
girl or trap, doesn't matter, would fuck both with that looks
I saw a webm of a guy fucking the foreskin of another, it is not impossible
do not saved because not homo
By YLYL OP refers to "You laugh, you lose" in this one thread, not "you love, you lose"
do not saved because not homo
Saves closeup of mutilated dick
Really makes you think
Honestly i dont thing so
I laughed. My penis laughed. I slayed the penis.
lost so hard to this one
you don't know my files, nigga
It's just that i like cats. Did not even noticed that guy...
G E T O U T
Staughton put his ex-girlfriend's cat Princess in the machine, saying, "Shall we go and see Mr Tumble?"
Krystal Boyd is the blonde pornstar
That is cute as shit.
i remember; i was there when this happened and to this day - whenever i see this - i loose. this is pure gold imo
According to the great Samuel Johnson, punning is the lowest form of humor.
You know what this makes me think of? Wouldn't it be fucked up if there was a conjoined twin that was connected at the titties?
I think that would be funny.
those tits looked nice until she stood up
KEK! Shaliday /brother
Why does that matter, that you are hungry? By stealing and then killing his cat, you would commit two crimes. Nigger spotted
chloe salpa is bae (with dick)
Why was that person so chill about being on fire?
he probably saw a few 9gag memes that day, which made him want to end his life anyway
buh dum tssh
Mothers already dead, fucktard.
FUCKING YES, i was looking for this one for month
Agreed -- after all, that's how Trump got elected.
Fuck, i remember when YLYL and faces of Sup Forums boards were spammed with pics of this btard
Every nigger ever
We won't judge you for being a faggot, you faggot.
whoa swastikas missing chromosomes and a yellow anchor.
how could anyone fuck these up so bad?
If you ever even have a question that it might be, just assume it is and move on unless you're into that kind of thing.
so, is this a trap?
Cutest froggies evar!
"father" ... "her" ... <sigh>
He's dead too.
i'll give this points for originality
kylie jenner wrote that, dumb ass
I did myself, got the right font to write
Yeah, like fire hurts
What is going on?
HAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY AND SO EDGY HAHAHAHA... faggot
Have one, and a wife too!
ok, you win
shovel dog gets me
i'll never not have to stifle a laugh when the one dude slips on blood and busts his ass
My statement stands, it only matters if YOU think it is or not and then if you care.
Thanks, now tidy up the goddamn room and make me a sammich!
But I love her...
her kid did not replied to this post
Oops, almost read over it, but glad I reread it.
Can't throw away the 1% chance I still have.
godamn the 4 guys got me good
are you the weakest girl in the barn?
Apprentice in the school of summoning?
is it dead? wtf
You showed em kid
This shit was yesterday in class. And half of my class mates would do this, not to be funny, but because they are missing some chromosomes
yes, it was poisoned by the woman that got attacked
What the fuck dude?
I would be okay if it was a nigger, but animals have a weak spot in my heart.
All those monkey boys would win, though,
searching nigga folder
alm/o/st l/o/st lma/o/
level 22 skeleton
why am i erect
This is a sign, that you are a healthy man.
- Dr. Penisdoctor
after 10 seconds the nervous system is so damaged that you cant feel the heat, your body is so shocked that you get pumped with so much adrenaline that you effectively get high and lose the ability to think clearly
give us the sauce
That fucking wall got me good.
Dude, what's wrong with you?
too soon to laugh
Dude. What the fuck.
Jokes on you my dad's already dead.
lol niko bellic
imagine a decade from now when these millennials grow up and look back at pictures of themselves claiming to be wolf kin or some made up gender nonsense...
that funny moment
too soon haha xD le oldfag meme
this is just disgusting for some reason
Ok bro, spell it out for me please. What the heck was that?
Boston Dynamics Tall Dog
tell me, do you fart cum?
sorry I dont watch cp.
it was an accident, and the sheep got right back up straight after
india made me laugh
you should try though
There's a shit ton of cats. If half of them died your hardly notice. Fuck cats, they're assholes anyway.
fuck you, may cancer consume you
Which have stingraids
beating a bitch with another bitch
Disgusting. Please let there not be a second Merkel
OMG SHE NEEDS TO WASH HER FUCKING FEET!! WTF DOES SHE PERFORM RIVERDANCE IN A FUCKING PIGPEN WTF?!?!?!!!???!?!!!!!
dafuck is this cancer shit ?
fuk, dat close made me giggle
i am a millennial who is le scared of spoopy spiders!!1!1!1!!! xdddd i almost hit my le phone!!11!1 xddd
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" lost "
i dont get it
Well dey better dan womens wrongs
fuckin got me.
what kind of nigger magic??
since i have a cat, this just makes me want to cry
Not funny faggot, that car goes by km not miles
Tis is beautiful
Would fuck her
Probably a slut who got plugged by several cable guys
There's some powerful niggatry at work here
There are more humans than cats. If half of humans died no one would notice. Except the faggoty family of the deceased, and they should die too.
Kill urself faggot. And take your parents with you.
Stop this niggery
I dont get it..
Who is the game?
Le Derpina and derp comix are funijar
Glad someone else noticed that
Nudes of her?
I thought only pakis drove toyotas
It would be better if it was real money tbh
Resident Evil 7?
implying theyll last that long
half of them probably suicided themselves by now
Over rated piece of shit "comedian"
I fucking love this, I've seen it before but never saw it posted again, thank you.
it's a dog.
End your own life.
That's how you get shot
do you even politics?
Ooooohhh!!This is the best!!
don't worry it landed on its feet
Wtf has been happening ITT
Damn. They make marshmallow fluff look sexy.
OMG, best story ever
yea cats suck
cool story, now time for your nap little man
This is the new standard...my sides...holy shit...
Videos like this are encouraging me so definitely abort my child if it becomes retarded
Lost at Antichrist
People turning their backs instead of running for their life
they're dumb or this is all staged
FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THESE VIDEOS
That made me feel good inside user
As a hiring manager, here's a pro tip:
Don't post anything on facebook that you don't want me to find.
Don't bother your shit isn't funny.
This is from a hilarious British comedy about suicide bombers called 'Four Lions'
Nah i think it's cum.
But it could be beschemel, who knows.
Does anyone have link to this?
i'm sad on so many levels