So a girl started working at the takeaway I work at recently. She only understands little English, but after a few weeks of us working together, when we were standing next to each other, bored because no customers, I write on a paper slowly "You" then I looked at her, then write "have an amazing" now she's smiling a little but kinda confused looking then I write "bum".
Who wants to see more of this perfect ass? Next I'm going to ask her if we could go to the back so I can legit kiss it.
Post more of dat ass
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more ass pls
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great ass op - any face?
nah man too risky lol, this was yesterday though I swear she knows I'm checking her ass out because before she never wore skin tight fitting stuff.
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hnnng I love it when you just know they know you're checkin them out
where's she from?
Just fucking look at it man, I'm working there later if its not too busy I'm gonna ask her straight up if I can kiss it. That's all I have for now anyway.
Romania
Any luck on getting a piece of her, OP?
Good job OP. Keep up the good moments like this and you two will be fucking in no time. Don't try too hard but don't make it seem like you lost interest. Maybe try asking what some words/phrases mean/pronounced in her last language and see where it goes
Love the pantie line too.
Just spunk on it and record it like one of those creep videos
her face decent? try and smash that asap
I love the contrasting advice you get around here.
Trips wins though OP.
Remember to post it before the cops arrive
OP try and get a sneak pic on her face
Yeah I'll ask how to say 'amazing' in her language or something and refer to her bum?
Lol fuck that man I ain't that weird
Her face is more cute if anything, you wouldn't expect such a fat ass from it
dude you sure you don't have a face pic of her?
Romanians girls are fuckers, just do it.
Ask her if she wants to hang out some time you faggot. Whats the worst shes gonna say, no?
keep posting ass op
she doesn't know how to say no in English
I take some more later and repost this thread lol
Try some front puzzy shot.
Even better. It's not rape if she can't say no
dat ass
What language does she speak op? Maybe someone here can help
looks like no undies.
Obvious signs of a white man thinking he can just move in on a woman because she smiled. Dude you're low key commiting rape.
Tell her your dick is massive
Google translate
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more of that ass
Pantomime that you want to orally annex her anal Crimea. Try speaking slowly and loudly. Purchase a chocolate glazed donut, rim in violently while making slurping noises and thrusting at her posterior. That's how they do in Romania
source: I'm Romanian, that's how I got my 3rd child bride.
is she asian?
I wish I was in your situation, play it smoothly OP
Are you retarded? Read the fucking thread.
>iz see AZN?
STOOPIDASS
>orally annex her anal Crimea
You from the uk?
>pictures of amazing ass
>Asian
>is she asian?
Nailed it, map attached you troglodyte.
That booty is swooty
well done virgins, you got me for not wasting my time reading through every reply.
also her ass isn't even that big. That's the power of tight skin clothing.
>QT: my grandmother is French but my Grandfather was Moroccan
>FaggotAnon: cool, I love asian food!
Are you retarded?
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skintight clothing doesn't reveal that she has a nice ass?
You are not being punished for not being autistic. You are being punished for being a cancerous faggot who asks an easily answered question instead of seeking the answer out himself. You are like those faggots on celeb threads who ask for foot pics instead of just searching themselves. All the pieces are in front of you, but you can't be fucked to put them together.
samefagging to keep the thread alive x[}
like I give a fuck about whether I've inconvenienced you
Butthurt AsianAnon {x}
xD you got me!
Welp, you inconvenienced yourself faggot. Now everybody knows that you flunked 4th grade geography. Or as they say in Romania:
Ching chong ling long, edgy faggot desu
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No retard, we all just think you are retarded
what language
Asian.
I'd like to see this samefag prove hes not
drop a dumpling,
accidentally trip into her dumplings.
>tounge first
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Masterful Plan.
Bonus Points: tell us what it smells like.
You went from a note complimenting her bum to asking if you can kiss it? That's too weird and she's not gonna take it, idk how no one else said this before. Just take it slower than that, unless your goal is to make her feel weird af.
I don't give a fuck what this thread is about. All I want is more of that ass.
And we would like to see a world where you didn't get Left Behind as a Child. Thanks Bush.
You had to post a "le funny meme face" to your own comment, you sure look big and funny in front of your user-bros.
kys
>also her ass isn't even that big
>isn't even that big
>meme face
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Dude, you're getting bullied on Sup Forums. Close out of your browser and go outside.
Seconded. Want more of dat assssss
this please
Stop your faggotry, you got btfo for being retarded.
OP, we want some more!
epic doge meme to go with ur epic burn pal
Never before has anyone cared this much about seeming like they don't care.
>be me
>20ish girl moved from Romania to find a better life in America
>find a nice house in a good neighborhood
>going to college to better my education
>not good at English, but trying
>to pay for these classes I need a job
>see ad for a takeaway restaurant
>go in to apply, get the job
>like the job, nice coworkers
>one day I hear a wheezing and turn because I'm curious
>a guy I'd never seen before slides next to me
>most autistic man I've ever seen
>easily 300 pounds with a neck beard
>"so you don't speak English huh?"
>cringe and say "not very good but a little"
>with a twinkle in his eye he writes a note and slides it under my hand
>it says 'you'
>mkay..
>he takes it back and scribbles some more
>now it says 'have an amazing'
>really don't like where this is going, cringe but I think he thinks I'm smiling. Just want to get out of this situation
>he takes it back for the final piece
>'ass'
Someone help me, I think he's taking pictures of me and I don't know how to stop it. All I own are leggings and I can feel his presence whenever I work
you're the one pretending to be different people whilst posting reaction memes to your own "burns"
at least change the filename of your images if you wanna try that hard
fake news
Oooooh, you got me! It was actually ME the whole time! I wanted to seem like a cool customer! Took the piss right out of me pal!
Kek
OP here about to show her my dick, hopefully she doesnt laugh at me lol
Samefag. Make him stop harassing me!!!!
Looks fine to me.
Don't ask to kiss it you idiot. After one note?
No, that's what Normies do when they meet a cute girl. They flirt with them in a language they don't understand and then kiss their buttocks.
Kek, his funeral I guess
Where is she from?
What city is this?
What food place is this?
Spidey bread now
Dated a Romanian girl once.
They're fucking semen demons. She was older than me, a virgin, and really fucking eager to do anything.
Second best sex in my life.
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Am Romanian, everyone says that. I never get to meet girls like that. Wtf am I doing wrong?
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Being same culture. Go after Czech girls (also easy).
Asia, London, Panda Express
Stop being the town Rapist.
Isn't Czechia in Asia though?
Well, so is Romania, sooooo...
Gypsie scum. She'll probably rob you
dead meme