Sup Forums so my boss has this safe full of cash in the office and ive figured out how to get it all out. i flipped the safe over, turned the crank and all the envelopes started falling out.
each envelope contains anywhere from 50 usd to 500 usd.
there are no cameras in the office.
wat do
Alexander Torres
timestamp that shit
Christopher Hernandez
for what dammit.
Chase Gonzalez
do not do anything...
Connor Reyes
Only niggers steal from work
John Myers
Crank that shit and just leave it a huge mess, but don't take it
Ian Parker
i know thats obviously the right thing to do. but this dirty indian bastard has fucked me over so many times already.
why tho
Gavin Brown
Envelopes in the pooper!
Wyatt Davis
guys i need to know how i can grab a few hundred bucks without getting caught
Henry Barnes
>Asks for advice >Argues against advice Just do what you want, idiot. "He who asks for advice knows the solution and wishes that he did not."
Brody Carter
im asking for advice on how to get away with this, not on how to do the right thing tho.
i gotta go tho. im leaving everything the way it was for now.
will remake thread tomorrow night at around 1am central time usa
Samuel Lewis
Ahhh, I love a good old fashioned heist!
Luis Russell
Did you clean up any fingerprints?
Jose Phillips
I bet he left his wallet behind.
Christian Cooper
>> Post the idea on Sup Forums... Forget about it, to many cops here.
Asher Watson
Fingerprints all over scene. OP seen leaving with wad of envelopes.
Enjoy prison faggot OP
Jordan Harris
Op is seen on Liquor Store camera buying Cristal and $500 worth of scratchys. The camera picks him up actually opening several envelopes at the checkout counter.
Look for this story on Dreamin Demon in the near future.
Ayden Hill
have fun in jail
Lincoln Edwards
>Dreamin Demon
Could have done without visiting that today/
Thomas Moore
Have fun gettin poked in the pokey, faggot OP. If this is a gas station, you are already caught. What Indian do you know would go not having a cam on his cashbox?
Andrew James
>Inb4 OP already got v@
Brody Turner
have fun in the pokey faggots.
Kayden Powell
>why tho
because prison sucks, and having a criminal record sucks.
Logan Ross
fuck you
Charles Nguyen
i bet you left fingerprints everywhere
Thomas Lee
Kys faggot, the thread is dead and all you're doing is spreading autism.
Leo Taylor
Yep. Hair/Fiber too, no doubt. I bet op is a nigger.
Elijah Thompson
sorry I ruined your amazing thread
Cameron Brown
>turned the crank
m8 that is not a safe its a dispenser
just write "FREE" on it with a big sharpie and the police can't do shit
Jaxon Gomez
You didn't. Because you can't. This is a Heist Thread.
Cooper Martin
Is it really summer already? Fuccck
Michael Howard
Newfag detected.
Christopher Lee
Put it all back you idiot, your evidence is everywhere.
Jaxson Parker
This
Aiden Edwards
>when it looks like its made of plywood and belongs in a fuckin bus. Just what kind of thread is this...?
Jaxson Campbell
Tripps of Wisdom and Prudence.
Op is no Criminal Mastermind. Greed and Stupidity will get him killed.
Ok anons, if you stumbled upon the same situation, WWYD??
Alexander Butler
What kind of safe has a big hole in it? Makes no sense.
Andrew Wilson
don't use gloves they will slow you down. Having an air tight alibi will make you look like you prepared this and will just end up incriminating you. God speed user
Connor Rodriguez
Fag
Cameron Sanchez
What about fingerprints?
Justin Gray
why does a safe have a big hole in the side of it and a crank?
Wyatt Nelson
that sweet thing aint legal.
Isaiah Hill
>gloves >pick one envelope from pile >guess which has most money >remove contents. >put back in safe
>can't get blamed for his fuckup putting empty into safe
>DO NOT REPEAT
Adam Martinez
>Indian Fucking do it
Landon Nguyen
so that money can be stolen from it. duh.
Christian Turner
I'd immediately post pictures and ask advice on one of the top 100 most visited sites in the world which definitely isn't monitored at all by any kind of law enforcement.
Jayden Jenkins
Brilliant!
Dylan Barnes
Take if If the boss says anything say how could i steal from you when its all locked in the safe
Jace Walker
I'd like to know the combination to her safe, ya know what I mean? Huh? wink wink, nudge nudge
Christian Evans
Take it if the boss says anything say why would i steal from you when im clearly not a nigger