Sup Forums so my boss has this safe full of cash in the office and ive figured out how to get it all out. i flipped the safe over, turned the crank and all the envelopes started falling out.
each envelope contains anywhere from 50 usd to 500 usd.
there are no cameras in the office.
wat do
timestamp that shit
for what dammit.
do not do anything...
Only niggers steal from work
Crank that shit and just leave it a huge mess, but don't take it
i know thats obviously the right thing to do.
but this dirty indian bastard has fucked me over so many times already.
why tho
Envelopes in the pooper!
guys i need to know how i can grab a few hundred bucks without getting caught
>Asks for advice
>Argues against advice
Just do what you want, idiot. "He who asks for advice knows the solution and wishes that he did not."
im asking for advice on how to get away with this, not on how to do the right thing tho.
i gotta go tho. im leaving everything the way it was for now.
will remake thread tomorrow night at around 1am central time usa
Ahhh, I love a good old fashioned heist!
Did you clean up any fingerprints?
I bet he left his wallet behind.
>> Post the idea on Sup Forums...
Forget about it, to many cops here.
Fingerprints all over scene. OP seen leaving with wad of envelopes.
Enjoy prison faggot OP
Op is seen on Liquor Store camera buying Cristal and $500 worth of scratchys. The camera picks him up actually opening several envelopes at the checkout counter.
Look for this story on Dreamin Demon in the near future.
have fun in jail
>Dreamin Demon
Could have done without visiting that today/
Have fun gettin poked in the pokey, faggot OP. If this is a gas station, you are already caught. What Indian do you know would go not having a cam on his cashbox?
>Inb4 OP already got v@
have fun in the pokey faggots.
>why tho
because prison sucks, and having a criminal record sucks.
fuck you
i bet you left fingerprints everywhere
Kys faggot, the thread is dead and all you're doing is spreading autism.
Yep.
Hair/Fiber too, no doubt.
I bet op is a nigger.
sorry I ruined your amazing thread
>turned the crank
m8 that is not a safe its a dispenser
just write "FREE" on it with a big sharpie and the police can't do shit
You didn't. Because you can't.
This is a Heist Thread.
Is it really summer already? Fuccck
Newfag detected.
Put it all back you idiot, your evidence is everywhere.
This
>when it looks like its made of plywood and belongs in a fuckin bus.
Just what kind of thread is this...?
Tripps of Wisdom and Prudence.
Op is no Criminal Mastermind. Greed and Stupidity will get him killed.
Ok anons, if you stumbled upon the same situation, WWYD??
What kind of safe has a big hole in it? Makes no sense.
don't use gloves they will slow you down. Having an air tight alibi will make you look like you prepared this and will just end up incriminating you. God speed user
Fag
What about fingerprints?
why does a safe have a big hole in the side of it and a crank?
that sweet thing aint legal.
>gloves
>pick one envelope from pile
>guess which has most money
>remove contents.
>put back in safe
>can't get blamed for his fuckup putting empty into safe
>DO NOT REPEAT
>Indian
Fucking do it
so that money can be stolen from it. duh.
I'd immediately post pictures and ask advice on one of the top 100 most visited sites in the world which definitely isn't monitored at all by any kind of law enforcement.
Brilliant!
Take if If the boss says anything say how could i steal from you when its all locked in the safe
I'd like to know the combination to her safe, ya know what I mean? Huh? wink wink, nudge nudge
Take it if the boss says anything say why would i steal from you when im clearly not a nigger
you're not a nigger are you?
Then you must prove your Criminal Ability.