Hey Sup Forums roast me
Hey Sup Forums roast me
I hope the cancer that your crop gives you is extremely painful and emotionally draining
Why would i roast something already clearly stale?
You could literally catch feelings with those hands
nice chair
Hopefully your depressing MCR music will finallly convince you to kill yourself
That chair is a chair
"Stupid little hobbitses"
Kys
If your skin was any more oily the US would invade it
Why can't your ears decide on a size?
Is that the chair you sit in when you browse tumblr and jack off to femdom porn all day?
If I took that picture the only thing bloodier than that kids asshole after his boyfriend fucks it would be the wall behind him
Hey isn't that the watch terrorists use
You're the type of guy who pays for porn
Your monopoly on chromosomes is second to none
Keked and checked
I bet that's the face he makes when he's taking it up the ass
He needs a watch for each time zone his hand is in
Only time he'd be Wanted is when the FBI busts a pedophile ring
Probably got surgery to get hands like the yaoi porn he jacks off to while crying everyday
If you stop and firsk, does a anus prolapse?
this looks like the profile picture for a dating app only for guys with erectile dysfunction
What's the difference
This is the kind of guy you'd find dancing around with a cotton ball attatched to his ass.
THE CLAAAAAW
Chris Hansen wants his face back
How many kids are still alive in your basement?
That I sounded a quality chair
Nigger you what
your ears are bending towards the gravitational force exerted by your massive Adam's apple
I would like to jerk off with your elbow
You what Nigger
He goes to chess club packing Rohypnol for his next toy
How much chloroform should I use for a 70 pound child? You've obviously got experience
So you mean how much chloroform should he use on himself
If he offed himself, we'd hit 10 billion people by 2018
This bitch got that forest Whittaker squint eye
You look like Stephen Hawking on welfare
I found the sandy hook shooter
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