Hey Sup Forums roast me

Hey Sup Forums roast me

I hope the cancer that your crop gives you is extremely painful and emotionally draining

Why would i roast something already clearly stale?

You could literally catch feelings with those hands

nice chair

Hopefully your depressing MCR music will finallly convince you to kill yourself

That chair is a chair

"Stupid little hobbitses"

Kys

If your skin was any more oily the US would invade it

Why can't your ears decide on a size?

Is that the chair you sit in when you browse tumblr and jack off to femdom porn all day?

If I took that picture the only thing bloodier than that kids asshole after his boyfriend fucks it would be the wall behind him

Hey isn't that the watch terrorists use

You're the type of guy who pays for porn

Your monopoly on chromosomes is second to none

Keked and checked

I bet that's the face he makes when he's taking it up the ass

He needs a watch for each time zone his hand is in

Only time he'd be Wanted is when the FBI busts a pedophile ring

Probably got surgery to get hands like the yaoi porn he jacks off to while crying everyday

If you stop and firsk, does a anus prolapse?

this looks like the profile picture for a dating app only for guys with erectile dysfunction

What's the difference

This is the kind of guy you'd find dancing around with a cotton ball attatched to his ass.

THE CLAAAAAW

Chris Hansen wants his face back

How many kids are still alive in your basement?

That I sounded a quality chair

Nigger you what

your ears are bending towards the gravitational force exerted by your massive Adam's apple

I would like to jerk off with your elbow

You what Nigger

He goes to chess club packing Rohypnol for his next toy

How much chloroform should I use for a 70 pound child? You've obviously got experience

So you mean how much chloroform should he use on himself

If he offed himself, we'd hit 10 billion people by 2018

This bitch got that forest Whittaker squint eye

You look like Stephen Hawking on welfare

I found the sandy hook shooter

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