Times when your school was fucking stupid

times when your school was fucking stupid
>write in perm marker on one of the bathroom stalls
> [school principal] did 9/11!
>next day canceled due to bomb threat
i was never caught but jesus

Why would he call 9/11 just because you wrote on the wall

I used to write girls phone numbers in the stall and say €10 for a quickie
One girl got so frustrated she commit suicide

Its a longer story but way to lazy
Bump if you want it

Yeah go for it

>high school cafeteria had these knock off, home made slushee type drinks
>they were litterally the only thing in that cafeteria that wasn't fucking disgusting
>everyone loved them, the cafeteria would put out a table full of them and they'd sell out in minutes
>one day they stopped selling them
>principal says that some kids kept taking them and slinging them all over the halls
>a few days later the tard wrangler teacher says that kidS weren't slinging them all over
>just one retarded kid was
>not even doing it on purpose, the kid had a problem with shaking and moving his arms
>principal's response was something like "welp too late they gone lol."
>mfw

Give me time i'm on phone rn

Are you sure the two are related? Maybe there was a bomb threat

Hopefully someone at least beat up the retarded kid

Are you autistic OP?

Kid. Fuck your. Hope you die of cancer..

>High school
>be me
>that annoying kid that daid unfunny shit like fuckmegeeks in the middle of the class
>one girl
>lets call her jessica
>jessica is a diehard emo
>cut listens to depressing music and had purple hair
>she challenges me mid class by saying shut your autistic mouth user
>i humbly accept
>ask for her number
>she says no
>mfw
>don't care have enough "friends"
>get phone number from her friend
>fuckyes.gif
>decide with my autistic brain to write her phone number on the toilet stalls saying €10 for a quickie
>she gets called mid class
>teacher gets mad takes her phone
>she throws a fit
>lay low for a few days while she gets bombarded with calls
>arrive at school
>they cleaned the fucking toilets
Now i don't know why they cleaned the toilets i suspect its just because they were dirty as fuck they only clean them like once a month
>write it again
>three days later she tried to OD on her dads meds
>failed
>week later she gets back to school
>she changed her number
>i said maybe i should stop
>but my friend jake says no
>i agree
>i say lets fuck her up
>we wrote her number everywhere from walls to the stalls and on tables
>she is now bombarded with calls
>she hangs herself two days later
>mfw me and my friend killed her

Brought powered sugar in a little biggie to school 3 days in a row to impress the cool kids, teacher saw me on third day waving them around right in the fucking air(also in front of the hottest girl in my school), so she came up to me and took it away

>mfw the 6'3 Vice Prinicpal is standing in my home room doorway
>mfw I weasel my way out of expulsion because I never called the powedered sugar cocaine
>mfw it earned me a bad boy reputation that fit me in with all the cool kids
>mfw I am now on anti depressants 3 years later and am now friendless and a virgin

Kek

I did it as minimalistic as possible cuz i am lazy as fuck rn

Ever get close to being caught?
Ever have any regrets user?

sounds interesting

No, but conveniently enough I have another fucked up story about the kid. I went to a fairly small highschool, maybe class of 2010
>getting close to prom
>knew this one blonde, uber popular chick
>one of those kinda "involved with everything" types
>she asks the slushtard to prom
>takes about 10 fucktillion pictures with him while holding a "Will you go to prom with me?" sign
>posts them on Facebook
>think, "Well hey that's sweet. Guess I misjudged her."
>then my buddy send me her twitter handle and tells me to look at it
>do so
>she's been tweeting that picture and her story to every fucking news site under the sun
>everywhere from local radio stations to local news channels to fucking CNN and Ellen DeGeneres
>no joke, dozens and dozens of tweets trying to get attention
>just kinda lurk her twitter for the days leading up to prom
>she's taking more pictures, sending more to news stations and even talk shows
>she's getting zero attention aside from the odd "Good for you! :)" reply
>she's posting on Facebook trying to get people to call into news stations
>get to prom night
>I have my pretty monkey suit, highschool sweetheart on my arm
>and in comes blondie
>with a football dude
>slushtard nowhere to be found

Ye my boii jake snitched me but i said he did it and never changed my story and he kept changing his story so in the end he got suspended.
And for regrets not really

Haha

fucking hate attention whores

I keked

She got what was coming to her, don't you worry.
She moved to L.A. or Burbank or something to "MAKE IT BIG IN HOLLYWOOOOOD"

She's my friend on Facebook and I'll check FB once every few months or so and from what I've seen she's going through failed auditions, getting railed by guys who "have connections", got pregnant, CPS came in and swiped the kid when he was only a few years old (I THINK, she's vague about it. It might've died, who knows.) and these days she looks like the fucking crypt keeper with a blonde wig.

She has a consistent """acting gig""" she's very vague about and while it might be total bull shit, every now and then I'll browse Pornhub, not even fapping, just to see if I can spot her.

We'll, woman

One time, my teacher confiscated this lump of modeling clay I had because it's "toxic"
it's so stupid really