ITT: We see how long we can hold our breath for

>ITT: We see how long we can hold our breath for
No cheating (of course)

Just got 26s

Hey faggot leggo my Bushmeme...

40s

Make me

1m30s

28sec
This is now also a bush thread

26.26s so more than OP ez

1:01.03

3min 10sec record

53 sec. I used to be better.

Did you say "bush thread"?

9 minutes 11 seconds about as long as it takes for jetfuel to melt a steel beam

>9 minutes 11 seconds
Damn dude, that's some next level shit

50 secs, not bad for a smoker I'd say.

That bush is nice
But....
>armpit hair
>the proud display of armpit hair
>her fucking smug ass face as she shows off her fucking armpit hair
Get that shit out of here

1:30

Forever.
Wanna know how?
I hung myself.

1:22

And I've smoked a pack a day for over 15 years.

1m

try holding down 'a' on your keyboard for the duration, it's more accurate
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>I hung myself
Congrats

I was contemplating doing it myself, wound you recommend?

OP it's like you literally ha e stolen from me. Do I need to remind you, I did 9/11?

i lost count after 50s, it helps if you massage your eyes. does anybody here smoke? i'm only here because i want to compare myself with non smokers

65s
I have smoked weed every day for 4 years

46 seconds
and that's with a fat bong rip in the lungs

We did it?
I though the narrative was that it was the terrorists and their nukes

longest ive gone is 2:10

I'm high and i got to 50 seconds, and i was feeling like i was doing too well still, so i thought i was dead.

I probably could have kept going.