this man is considered a prime athlete in america
This man is considered a prime athlete in america
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only when your mom is licking his balls
That's Rob Stomachballs McBurgerfan, he is the best in the business and if you have a problem with him, you have a problem with me. He can out sit you any day of the week!
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Well yeah.
Hotdog gorging is America's favorite pastime.
I bet he's on his way to get some chicken tendies.
Are those his balls?
KEK
Didn't USA get more gold medals than your country last olympics?
Yes indeed! That is our pie eating champion...
And what's problem ?
Skinny fag here
How is that possible
I can't put any fat on my body
But here this guy is 500% fatter than me
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How many pizza rolls can YOU eat?
If you look at the Olympic Gold medal count going back to 1896 you'll find the top three countries are:
USA - 2,803 gold medals
Soviet Union - 1,204
Great Britain - 873
And it all goes downhill from there. The vast majority of countries are in single and double digits.
Overall the US has the best athletes in the world but yeah, "Oh Americans are all fat", Well, if that's the case then this guy is a fucking superstar compared to the rest of the world.
But goddamn...that's one fat bastard. His stomach has its own ass!
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>my sides
thought you were same fagging for a second, thinking this post is not "my sides" worthy..
then i saw the penguins and joined you in orbit LOL
top kek
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>1 - USA
>2 - a country that doesn't even exist anymore
>3 - the rest of the world
Wish my balls were that big, I bet he cums gallons everytime
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
All your athletes are imported from africa and south/middle america though. Doesn't really count.
like everything else they got
>your facts go against what i believe, therefore it doesn't count
Hell yeah, he can clear 100m in 4.2 seconds...
...downhill.
This.
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to be fair though. thats what america´s all about. importing stuff. there is no such thing as an "american". going a couple of hundred years to the past most of them where.. what do they call it? Yuropoors
but yeah check muh privilege
>I can't prove him wrong
I am aware.
>there is no such thing as an "american"
kek, yes there is, it's a fat uneducated white man with more guns than sense. Also native americans.
its not America's fault that your country is shit and they'd rather live here
native americans is the only thing. most of thei ancestors are germans, brit´s, ching chongs... the list is longer but you get the picture
not even a shitskin though
There is a clock in my aunt's house older than your entire country. Besides my dear drumpfkin, how is business?
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>citing the BBC.
not even worth the click when your news organization and your favorite porn category are the same.
kek :D good one m8
U mad whiteboi?
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Is true. You know how many calories he burned just putting on that shirt?
wasnt this in the UK?
amaze
Prime athlete but post a white dude...
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KEK
I'd put something in my yard to blow the fat birches tires, then proceed to laugh athe the thought of her explaining it.
>so fat
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OP is considered a prime faggot everywhere
Why doesn't someone just stop bringing him food?
He'll sue you if you stop
Metabolism probably
Yep
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kek when it's about sports suddenly niggers are americans too, adorable.