/nfl/ general - Thank You Based Stafford Edition

IND:Colts send Pat Robinson to injured reserve
ATL:Julio Jones (toe) won't practice on Wednesday
NYJ:Bowles says Matt Forte (knee) is day to day
TB:Koetter: There’s nothing wrong w/Doug Martin
MIA:Dolphins send C Mike Pouncey (hip) to IR
DAL:Jerry: You'll know when it is time for Romo
DET:Stafford: Finger not as bad as 2011 injury
BUF:Sammy Watkins wants to play final three weeks
MIN:AD hopes to practice this week, play Week 16
BAL:West out-snapped by Dixon 42-14 in MNF loss
NE:Chris Hogan explodes for 5-129-1 vs. Ravens
BAL:Dixon out-touches West 19-6, sees 11 targets

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Please don't win out puckers

Giants

Brady is the going to be the MVP, what he has done this season is beyond amazing

>one win away from a playoff berth
I haven't had this feeling in years

not since tom and hue cock teased us badly back to back seasons

Fifth for the Raiders' playoff drought ending in 5 (five) days

Go Raiders!

>mfw I haven't seen a ravens trip since last night

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Erin will be cheering for us against the Giants on Sunday

>raiders "fans" this uppity just for a chance at a playoff appearance
what happened to the once proud franchise?

>once proud franchise

where the fuck have you been the past 14 years casual fag

>tfw no matching denim bf

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>miss 4 games due to cheating
>team still goes 3-1 without you on 2nd and 3rd string QBs
Lolno

>cheating
oh boy, here we go

Why does Big Ben not miss any games for "cheating"?


In fact why is the league trying their hardest to sweep it under the rug?

>Tony Romo has never thrown for under 200 yards in three straight games during his whole career

Really makes you think

Damn Cris Carter

JUST

...

He hasn't thrown a single pass this season

I'm pretty sure that stupid stat is broken

>Tony Romo's spine is made out of recycled tin cans
>Tony Romo has never made it past the first round of the playoffs

Rilly maks u thikn

>Tony Romo's collarbone and clavicle are made out of duct-taped glass

Elite?

>mfw "people" thought the Ravens were a good team
>mfw "people" thought the Ravens had a #1 defense
>mfw "people" thought the Ravens had a chance at the playoffs

We are shit and we knew it. The only thing that got exposed is that everyone kept overrating us

Unitas-Farve (Old School Style)

1. Brees
2. Rodgers
3. Rothlisberger
4. Luck
5. Rivers
6. Manning
7. Cutler
8. Flacco
9. Stafford
10. Carr
11. Ryan
12. Cousins
13. Tannehill
14. Winston

New School/Mike Vick era

1. Newton
2. Wilson
3. Prescott
4. RG3
5. Taylor
6. Bridgewater
7. Prescott
8. Mariota
9. Kaepernick

Kings of Checkdowns

1. Smeth
2. Brady
3. Palmer
4. Romo
5. Fitzpatrick
6. Wentz
7. Goff

JUST Qbs

1. Oswiller
2. Bortles
3. Bradford
4. Sanchez
5. G.Smith
6. Jones

Best Back Up

1. McCoy
2.
3.
4.

Post top 5 on your team

1. Williams
2. Reed
3. Norman
4. Jackson
5. Cousins

>Joy Taylor will never smother me with her delicious brown tiddies

End it.

>New School/Mike Vick era

why are all these qbs black?

It turned out to be nothing. The balls were inflated to regulation standards.

You guys made a pretty good comeback. If it weren't for that one amazing play by the Pats, you could have had a shot.

>Mariota
>black

>because they also run

i cant even name 5 players on my team

>No SUPER MATT MOORE in Best Back Up

is joy black

like 100%

she and her brother must have some latin blood or something

Relax lad. Everbody has gotten exposed in Foxborough.

Wtf is that real?

not a QB stat.

McAfee
Vinatieri
Luck
Hilton
Davis

Did she get SKIPPED?

Nah, Skip is in a secret relationship with Troy Aikman

>2. Rodgers
>4. Luck
>"garbage" Osweiler

yeah, he's SO much worse than these guys

Hey, Ben

>cherrypicking games

Who cares, they all fucking suck and have no future

>cherry picking
>last 2 games head to head

>tfw We Dem Boyz came on the radio was i was driving home from work


why cant i escape memes?

JIM HARBAUGH TO LIONS

OFFICIAL 2016 QB RATINGS AFTER WEEK 14:

1. Brady
2. Ryan
3. Prescott
4. Rodgers
5. Brees
6. Cousins
7. Mariota
8. Bradford
9. Hoyer
10. Stafford
11. Carr
12. Luck
13. Roethlisberger
14. Dalton
15. Tannehill
16. Smith
17. Kessler
18. Ribers
19. Siemian
20. Winston
21. Wilson
22. Manning
23. Taylor
24. Kaepernick
25. Flacco
26. Palmer
27. Wentz
28. Newton
29. Bortles
30. Osweiler
31. Fitzpatrick
32. Goff

Why do the Patriots always go out of their way to make the Ravens always look as stupid as possible against them?

Like, I was literally cringing at how bad the Ravens were playing against the Patriots new cheater gimmicks.

Not a fan of either team.

Ravens are stupid as fuck and so is everyone in Baltimore

t. Marylander

John please, you have a game to prepare for

1. Mack
2. Carr
3. Osemele
4. Cooper
5. Hudson

I called it
the lions job is all but confirmed
>childhood team
>free tickets to the tigers
>gets to meet kirk gibson every day and wet himself in excitement...every day
>will be allowed to pinch hit for the tigers too

>HOLLA HOLLA

>#Bengals release K Mike Nugent.

nice try, post the real thing, QBR:
1 Tom Brady, NE 82.4
2 Dak Prescott, DAL 81.2
3 Matt Ryan, ATL 81.1
4 Aaron Rodgers, GB 76.9
5 Kirk Cousins, WSH 74.9
6 Matthew Stafford, DET 71.2
7 Drew Brees, NO 71.1
8 Andrew Luck, IND 70.5
9 Jameis Winston, TB 67.9
10 Philip Rivers, SD 67.3
11 Marcus Mariota, TEN 66.6
12 Ben Roethlisberger, PIT 64.4
13 Alex Smith, KC 64.2
14 Tyrod Taylor, BUF 63.3
15 Russell Wilson, SEA 62
16 Trevor Siemian, DEN 61.6
17 Derek Carr, OAK 60.7
18 Andy Dalton, CIN 58.9
19 Sam Bradford, MIN 58.5
20 Joe Flacco, BAL 58.4
21 Cam Newton, CAR 57.9
22 Brock Osweiler, HOU 56.5
23 Carson Palmer, ARI 54.7
24 Ryan Tannehill, MIA 54.6
25 Colin Kaepernick, SF 54.1
26 Eli Manning, NYG 52
27 Blake Bortles, JAX 51.2
28 Carson Wentz, PHI 49.7
29 Ryan Fitzpatrick, NYJ 46.5
30 Case Keenum, LA 44.5

Thats garbage

>QBR

hurrr

>I don't understand statistics so I'm going to claim it's shit

heh

>QBR

Cox
Jenkins
L. Johnson
Sproles
Wentz

Could you explain what QBR is vs Passer rating? new to football

Qbr is a meme area stat

So who do the >rasm pick as their new HC?

The teams legitimately hate each other
Suggs hates Brady
Harbaugh hates bb
Etc

Bb tries to put the screws to the Ravens because he knows if they meet in the playoffs the pats have the mental edge. The Ravens will play angry and the pats will play focused. Ravens will start getting chippy, Refs will get involved and the pats will have that edge.

It's why harbaugh at Stanford ran the score up against usc

>Brady
>Gronkowski
>Butler
>Edelman
>Mcourty


Honorable mention:
2015 Dion Lewis

I miss you so fucking much....

>8. Bradford

no sean, go call your dad

QBR is only really supported by espn and dont explain the algorithms behind at all.

Passer rating is just a simple formula but it keeps things simple.

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings Sponsored by Gatorade - Week 14

1. Patriots (+1)
2. Chiefs (+2)
3. Cowboys (-2)
4. Raiders (-1)
5. Lions (+2)
6. Giants (+2)
7. Steelers (+3)
8. Falcons (+3)
9. Redskins (+3)
10. Bucs (+3)
11. Seahawks (-6)
12. Broncos (-6)
13. Ravens (-4)
14. Packers (+4)
15. Dolphins (-1)
16. Vikings
17. Texans (+2)
18. Titans (+2)
19. Colts (-4)
20. Bills (-3)
21. Bengals (+1)
22. Panthers (+4)
23. Cardinals (-2)
24. Eagles (-1)
25. Saints (-1)
26. Chargers (-1)
27. Jets (+1)
28. Bears (-1)
29. Rams
30. Jaguars
31. 49ers
32. Browns

Hilariously, Bill and John H used to be friends. It was BB that recommended John H to the Ravens owner for the coaching job (and the reason he got it).

It's literally a stat made up by ESPN to evaluate quarterback efficiency

Will Dak Prescott's Regression Force the Cowboys to Return to Romo?

It still hasn't dawned on me that the Raiders are in a position to make the playoffs. I never thought I'd see the good days return.

1. Earl Thomas
2. Kam Chancellor
3. Richard Sherman
4. Russell Wilson
5. Michael Bennett

1. Leonard Williams
2. Brian Winters
3. David Harris
4. Sheldon Richardson
5. Brandon Marshall

man this team sucks ass

No, but I'd love to see the rivalry between him and Stafford continue.

Regressed from what? He'd be doing worse than Jared Goff if it wasn't for Zeke and that O-line. Romo wouldn't have lost that Giants game.

1. 40% tyrel Austin, 20% Josh mcdaniels, 20% Kyle shanahan
15% of Matt Patricia, Jim Swartz, Jim bob cooter
Way outside
Bevell, Mike smith, Anthony linn

Austin is the hip name who, but there's a good shot they'll want want a qb guru with pedigree to mold goff considering how much they gave up for him. Patricia will probably take over for bb in 4 or 5 years so they might not be able to pry him away. Swartz might just be a wade Phillips like coach, Jim bob cooter meh

Patricia is easily by far the best candidate. Dudes a carbon copy of bb

Luck only thrown 1 int. The other was Allen dumbass fault (Just like 7 of his other int). Luck been great.

Rodgers may be playing below average, but that's due to the coaching, and his offense problems. He's also playing with an injured rectum so there's that.

Oswiller is just shitty. Overthrow, under throw, and turnover. Rollercoaster of a qb.

No.

>good days
>hasn't dawned on me
typical spic, pretend to care about the raiders but don't watch them

>paying wilkerson a bajillion dollars to sit around and be a fatass

>dropping to 5th seed wild card
JUST

>The New England Patriots have the fewest INT's thru 13 games (2) in NFL history

>Patricia is easily by far the best candidate. Dudes a carbon copy of bb
That's exactly what I was thinking. Apparently Gruden is a target of theirs too, but I think Patricia would be a better choice. One of my friends floated the idea of Art Briles as offensive coordinator on a Patricia staff. Not sure how I feel about that idea but as a football move it seems smart

QBR was literally invented by Trent Dilfer so he wouldn't feel so much shame over his crappy career numbers.

>Luck been great (it's everyone else's fault)
>Rodgers got buttfucked too hard and has bad coaches
>Oswiller is just shitty
>pls ignore the stats you just posted saying that Osweiler played as well as each of them given playing conditions

not to mention the Texans have had 25 drops this season, most in the NFL

to be fair mo was coming off a huge leg injury and misses the majority of training camp.

It's been very disappointing but I think there's a shot he can bounce back.

This is still a top 5 d-line.

>not to mention the Texans have had 25 drops this season, most in the NFL
It's hard to believe that the rams don't have the most. They fucking hate catching balls

>Will the Cowboys make a bad decision?

Think about what you wrote. The answer is obvious.

1. Mack
2. Carr
3. Cooper
4. KO
5. Hudson

He's made it to the second round like three times. Including in 2014, when he would have made the NFCCG if Dez caught it. Wtf are you even talking about?

I really hope this romo talk demoralizes dak instead of sparking some competitive fire. I'd like an easy win against an inaccurate check down baby rookie on sunday.

1. Green
2. Huber
3. Burfict
4. Dalton
5. Eifert

They are friends off the field. It's kind of on the field I hate your guts because you are one of my main rivals

Terrell Suggs and Brady actually have a warren sapp/Brett farve kind of broship in the offseason
Yeah Patricia is more of a Ernie Adams bb amalgamation now that I think about it. Total sabrematrics nerd

Gruden actually would be an awesome fit but it would take 2 or 3 years to build that team. Get a o line, and big Wr or a big tight end

I think the biggest thing for the rams is an o line. Goff has shown he can make some good throws but that's hard to do when you're on your back a second and a half after the snap every fucking down

reed above norman this season desu

literally >our only weapon in the redzone

>Dak Prescott's Regression
The fact that there are cowboys fans who STILL drink the Jerry Jones Kool aid and believe in Romo is baffling to me. I really don't understand cowboys fans. ONE game after an 11 game win streak? Seriously? For a qb who has NEVER proven himself in the post season?