Ok I just got fired from my job I have 250$ in my bank account how do I make profit from this...

Ok I just got fired from my job I have 250$ in my bank account how do I make profit from this ? I'm also 18 with no high school diploma or college education

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buy drugs and then sell them at a slight markup.

Bump entrepreneurs pls halp

apply for more jobs.

just suck it up and go back to burger king uneducated faggot

Sell weed thats more than enough for a ounce and a scale
Buy a scale from your local bong shop
Start selling to your friends after
If done right you can double what you spent on the weed and just repeat if its good shit they will keep coming back its fairly easy to pull off just dont smoke any of your product

I'm really just tired of being broke and I don't want to work a 9 to 5 anything else besides selling drugs ?

Ok I'll bite. Why did you get fired?

Thats it stop being a pussy i do both op and i was doing it while going to highschool for awhile unless you are born into a rich family money isnt just handed to you

Do you have a car? Can you drive for Lyft or Uber? It's good money.

No I don't and I think you have to have a license for more than a year to start and I'm recently just got my license

sauce?

betting can make u win some money but risky

9$ an hr just isn't enough and when I read how some fucking faggot who makes furry porn making over 6 figures a year just makes me so mad I can't live like this

I'm interested I use to get with csgo it gave me some profited but it's illegal in us now how do I get into betting with real money ?

Says the dude who was too lazy even to get a high school diploma.
Faggot, the world needs ditch diggers, you made your choice.

This
You couldn't even get your diploma?

Answer my question. This is important as it is to you charter as to if I will help you or not. Why did you get fired?

So let me get this right... You're angry because someone else has a talent (no matter how revolting to you it is) that you cannot do and is profiting from that talent and you're angry at them for it?

So what skills do you actually have?

I got fired because I had to call out for a funeral and Wal-Mart are Nazis

If there's a casino near by, I would go play poker or blackjack.

If you play blackjack, stick to a low limit table at 6-8 deck shoe, blackjack pays 3:2, and dealer stays on soft 17. If dealer hits soft 17, that's fine as long as the other two are present on the table.

If you play poker, stick to a $1/$2 table with more than 6 players That should give you time so you don't get blinded out too quickly. However, you need to have a lot experience for this game to even sit down at a table so proceed with a lot of caution.

Ok... I doubt they fired you for one call off. especially if it was for a funeral. Obviously you have had MANY call offs before that. So how many times did you call off before that? Again this is a character thing. Ok so here is my first issue with you. You're blaming others for your own actions. You will never succeed if you have that attitude.

As for my other question what skills do you actually have?

What about online blackjack websites? Most are scams though

That's the prob man idk what skills I actually have all I do is sit on my computer playing vidya I have family that drug deal it's always an option but they see me as a lil brother they know that's not for me

>I want to be rich but I don't want to work for it.

Dude I do want to work for it I'm just lost I don't have any direction to even start in

You need a huge bankroll to play online. Other than that, they don't shuffle their decks well and deck penetration is like at 50% which is complete shit. I prefer in person.

Also, strictly follow basic strategy.

Maybe you should consider going and getting your diploma and some education.
Consider putting down the bong.
Think about what kinds of choices you are making.

I think this is how my race falls to crime and drug dealing I'm an African American and I just see why so many of u want money fast and resort to doing the things we do i never thought I would be a "nigga" but it's so tempting to just go rob someone rn or sell drugs

Are you in the US ?
If your family are drug dealers with almost no reported income, you can get grants to go to school but you need to graduate highschool first.
Without an education you will never earn much more than minimum wage working for someone or some corporation.

Sell your plasma and sperm for some quick cash. Go online and sell underwear. Mow lawns. Just do SOMETHING you lazy faggot.

Ok... So here is the hard part. This will suck. It WILL require HARD work and commitment from you.
You're going to have to work long hours probably for little pay in the beginning.

Find a local small business that does something you're interested in doesn't matter what say a local computer repair shop, or a small game shop as an example.

>destiny-games.com/

Go in and talk to the owner. Tell him you want to learn the trade. You're going to have to work hard for him for a bit and earn that persons trust. That means showing up for work every day you are scheduled too. After a while they will give you more and more responsibility eventually you will develop the skills to run a business and eventually you will be given higher and higher positions.

Then you have a choice you can continue to move up or go into business for yourself...

But since you don't even have the commitment to get a HS diploma or a GED i doubt you will be able to do this.

>Dude I do want to work for it
>I don't want to work a 9 to 5

?

>But since you don't even have the commitment to get a HS diploma or a GED i doubt you will be able to do this.
Probably right about that, sounds like a lazy nigger

That won't work they are but my mom makes over 50k a year idk if that's to much

Yes, it is too much for grants.
I worked my way through college and paid as I went and took out some loans. It took me 10 years but I did it.

I live in Maryland so online gambling is off limits this is me am I just gonna be another nigga ?

This has to be bait.

Betonline and bitcoins will get you through those laws.

Anyway, sucks to suck. I got my engineering degree and decided to work on my own business while being an amateur poker player. Find something practical and stick to it, OP. First things, first, get your damn HS diploma or GED.

Yeah I really need to get my ged? Im waiting on my last paycheck to pay for it I'm trying to save this 250 for those new yezzys that come out tomorrow

I know nothing of bitcoins how do I do that and I'm sure I'll just go and lose my last bit of money cause I know shit about gambling

yea fucking asshole got me
oh well, should have known better on Sup Forums

Your getting played bitch.

Sell your plasma

Bitcoins are just an online currency that you can trade for real cash and vice-versa. Not hard to get them.

Rules about gambling, only lose what you can afford. However, I'm an aggressive type so I would run the risk. My advice is for you to watch some videos and understand the basics of any gambling game before trying such as the king three games: blackjack, baccarat, and craps. Poker is off limits for you since you're a huge fish and would probably lose everything within 3-5 hands.

>Go in and talk to the owner. Tell him you want to learn the trade. You're going to have to work hard for him for a bit and earn that persons trust. That means showing up for work every day you are scheduled too. After a while they will give you more and more responsibility eventually you will develop the skills to run a business and eventually you will be given higher and higher positions.
LOL Maybe that shit worked in the 70's. Now you'll just get the canned "fill out an app online and you might get a call in a few weeks" bullshit.

Well OP this is the best advice you're going to get on here. It's up to you to follow it or not. If this is a troll fuck you. If you're for real I wish you the best.

I'm out I actually have work to do so I'm out.

Kek. Your were just trying to help

Wait no high school diploma? What the how did you get a job in the first place let alone get internet

You are a total and complete fuck wit cock sucking faggot do you know that?

casino?
scratch lottery?
dog/horse races?
sports bets?
any gambling involved activity ,with 250 dollars spread out on different bets you have good chances

forex trading

Yeah I just signed up for betonline I might go the sport betting route I'm curious how do I buy bitcoin and wouldn't they want to see my i.d and see I'm in a non betting state and won't give me my funds ? Even if i do win

Also this isn't bait

Do you have steam or a throwaway kik I'm very interested

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sell your kidney faggot,,you could get up to 100,000 bucks

They may ask for your ID later on. I haven't had any issues so far so I wouldn't know.

I use coinbase to get my bitcoins. There's other trustworthy sites to get the currency from so do some research.

Be careful with sports betting. That shit is how Doyle Brunson (professional poker player) lost all of his money.

you have to be a college graduate and even more to sell sperm,,the criteria is super strict

Are you any good sucking cock?

Pfff, whenever i hire someone i don't even look at any papers unless they come in and present themselves face to face. No i'm not a dinosaur, i'm 28

You can earn $13,000 a year selling your poop - The Washington Post
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Do guys really get paid like it seems like people would mostly do that for free

>furry porn
do it yourself
oh wait, drawing and shit takes around 10 years of practice got get decent and you didn't even bothered finishing your school diploma

>Young
>Uneducated
>Broke
>Irresponsible
>What do?

Shrivel up and die, you scum.

Look online like craisglist for your area for labor jobs or something you can get unskilled that pays hopefully at least 12.5/hour. Also work on your GED

In all of your spare time do a rote shitty online thing like Mechanical Turk or filling out surveys until you have enough $ to breathe a little bit.


Then once you have a real amount saved up like 2k, buy a ticket to San Fransisco, stay in the nicest air bnb you can afford, jerk off one last time, then fling yourself off of the golden gate bridge.

JK buddy! Laugh out loud! Got em!

Once you have 2k or so or enough that you can get by working only part time, look for an internship in your desired field that you can hopefully do without a high school diploma.


Also, last thing, no joke but have you considered the military, or running away to the French foreign legion?

I can't join the military without a high school diploma but I really want to but I don't wanna die

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French Foreign Legion for you it is then, no diploma required. Most of them don't die.

Au revoir!

Ima just an hero tbh

A gun and a mask

Faggot can't even graduate from high school. Your genes have gone as far as they should. An hero.

Go to college on pell grants and student loans. As long as you stay in college you pretty much can live for free.

When you graduate file bankruptcy against the student loans.

Win/win educated, living for free, no debt

I've had multiple jobs with no hs diploma. All 10$ an hour, just lie on your applications OP, say you're a fuck spy for Russia idk who gives a shit, if it doesn't work you're right back where you started .

French legion hires anyone?! Sign me right the fuck up

Furry Porn is a career. Working at a shitty corporation for low pay is a job. Why dis people making money doing what they love? You honestly aren't ready yet. Go back to another job and try not getting fired retard.

Student loans don't come off filing for bank.

what are your resources? I dont mean how much money do you have. you do have clothing, friends, internet connection, some knowledge about something, think about your resources and use your creativity. theres more ways to make money than jobs and degrees.

Take all the student loans and flee to a poor ass country where you can live for awhile with that money.

gamble in vegas, you can quadruple your money, all or nothing bitches

>$250
>profit
You don't. Go get another job you worthless faggot.

Lol you only get 10 to 15k in cash a semester if you're a full time student.

Go to school and abuse the financial aid system, I did it until I capped undergrad limit. Then I went to graduate school for a new cap. I can still milk FA for another 100k. Still, it won't vanish if you file for bankr. tho. It's a living, but you will have to pay to exist (rent etc).

I did it for 7 years total.

I can get some friends and we can go around robbing people ?

You can't. Kill yourself. It's the only way.

Use fire.

But did u run to a shit country? Pretty sure you could start a small business with 15k in some 3rd world country like Mundoburriro or niggerland

credit card skimming/ undertable work trust the game has mad levels

suck dicks on backpage for a hundred bucks each

Get another job. Somewhere, anywhere.

'Entrepreneurs plz halp' - you need a job, can't get past it. You will NOT become an entrepreneur by asking people for ideas and having $250. Being an entrepreneur is harder than getting a job, but when done well can be very lucrative. You just don't seem to have the guts to get past your own mental blocks.

Stop feeling sorry for yourself - it's your fault for working for WalMart.

Do NOT gamble your money, you earned it. Keep it.

I repeat, DO NOT GAMBLE. IT IS VERY ADDICTIVE TO IDIOTS.

You do have a direction - it's called a paying job. And save all your goddamn money. Are you supporting yourself?

This is good advice.

If you are actually thinking about robbing someone, just kill yourself. You are scum.

More good advice.

Plasma/Blood is decent if you need money in a pinch, but you still need more income!

Very good advice - become invaluable to someone. Work HARD for them, you get paid and you can feel good about it!

You have infinite potential if you aren't an idiot.

Find something practical and stick to it, OP.

>I'm trying to save this 250 for those new yezzys that come out tomorrow
So retarded I have come to believe it's bait.

But, I have more information for you, if you'd like to talk you're gonna need to timestamp a photo of yourself.

otherwise, i been baited

Does it really work ?

Rich people spend like their poor and poor people spend like their rich

Yep, of course, it's a nog.
Sup Forums doesn't need or want to help you now

Kik me at nujabes_xx I'll timestamp there and I'm 100% serious I been going hungry these last few daysbso I can try to get those shoes they resell for atleast 1k I wasn't buying yo wear

If you give me one good reason you can't timestamp here I'll message you.

Take this shit to /adv/ I'm done here

buy sluty clothes and sell your ass on the streets