I am a little weird, I won't go into detail but I have superhuman abilities that developed a few months ago. So I decided as anyone who spends most of their time fantasizing about this shit to go to work fighting crime. Been in a struggle with some gangs around in a few cities I won't mention here. I had a close call with the CIA recently and that prompted them to find me and come to an agreement. They're now spinning the media and giving my credit to other people/law enforcement/random happenstance.
In truth it's me. I don't really know what I am, but know that I am out there. If you pay close enough attention you might be able to see my handy work.
I'll stick around for a little while and answer some non-identifiable questions if you'd like.
Lincoln Scott
Self bump so you know I'm still here.
Brody Reyes
Faggot
Landon Hughes
How do you get rid of ringworm
Hunter Lee
Try peeing on it in the shower m8. Elsewise maybe some witch hazel or ask your pharmacist
Anthony Ortiz
Ill bite, what kinda powers (wont ruin ya secret identity) and what geographic areas do you work?
Ryder Moore
What super powers do you have
Hunter Clark
Not op but I can get singles any time I want watch me
Christian Fisher
When you say superhuman abilities, what do you mean? I know a guy that got struck by lightning and it turned him into a genius, and a girl who has prophetic dreams
James Wright
How do you get rid of ringworm
Kayden Edwards
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Jaxson Bailey
All I can say, is my mode of transportation is fast af and getting shot isn't a problem unless I get distracted. Which doesn't happen as much as it used to. I frequently visit NY philly and Boston. Sometimes as far west as St. Louis.
Joseph Evans
So, mind or body? I've always had innate psyonics. Mild empathy, telekinesis... Standard shit. Have a knack for 'hearing' echoes of dead people, if that makes sense. Got scouted by a group a while back and i've been making mad bank ever since helping them solve cold cases and investigate paranormal threats.
Nicholas White
>gets doubles
Tf
John Rivera
> Also gets dubs. Kek mitt uns.
Xavier Johnson
Nah it's physical. I reall can't say much. The CIA is usually always watching me. I thinking I'm starting to make friends with one of them too.
The downside is I sleep in till 2ish every day now, but a true least I get money to live on by not being noisy.
Gavin Phillips
Im in st louis, we should hang sometime. Always wanted to witness something supernatural
Nathan Harris
Faggot doesnt fight crime in Chiraq...
>boipussy confirmed
Julian Carter
It's not as dramatic as you might think tbh. Imagine a normal man, but heighten his abilities x10 with a little extra outside of that. Except intelligence lmao
Julian Edwards
I actually have been to Iraq while I was in the military. I got out and a year later I can catch a bullet. Woulda been useful back then.
Blake Allen
CHIRAQ, motherfucker.
Evan Carter
Literally catch a bullet between your eyes. Christ almighty. Repping "intelligence". Kys
Thomas Price
Check myself before i cuck myself.
Dylan Jackson
Oh. Fuck Chicago, learn to make a god damned pizza right and I'll consider it. I'm not a saint.
Grayson Sanchez
Nooooo I'm no smarter than I ever was. It's the one place I needed it most man.
Jackson Reyes
So some form of superspeed ? I've always wanted that power. Do good things, and when the time comes you might be able to come out to the public and inspire others with abilities to come out. Do you know others ?
Brody Baker
I know of one in NY. Although I think he's just a guy in a suit. And no, I don't quite have super speed. Maybe not in the way you're thinking. I'm not a small guy either. 6'1 225lbs. Around 18%bf I'd been lifting weights for year, but now I just don't see the point.
Michael Roberts
Prove it to me, im in one of those laces you mentioned. For each day that op doesn't deliver, innocent lives will be ended. Your choice op
Lincoln White
You savage motherfucker!!! I just ate deep dish, because im a morbidly obese piece of shit like all the other Harolds chicken industrial eating diddin du nuffin porch monkeys in this 1st world shithole
Jason Allen
Go beyond, Plus ultra.
James Young
For years*
Putting that out there.
Ayden Thompson
Pay attention to small time news in Boston. Headed there tomorrow. In leaving Cincinnati currently.
Jason James
That's why no one will remember your name.
Joshua Bell
Cant wait, hope you can sleep well tonight
Bentley Carter
Gonna have to give me more to go on m8. I'm not batman lol
Bentley Jenkins
Im not the riddler either, its fairly easy. You mentioned a few places, and you implied you are fast enough to hit each of those cities so you have enough time right?
Anthony Gray
Sarcasm, faggot.
I'm a bodybuilder, white, and my name is plastered all around this state.
David Martin
My question to you OP would be why are you such a massive cucksucking analraped cumdumpster faggot?
Asher Price
Okay, well I'll be around Boston until 4ish depending on something. I'll head to philly then back to NY later on tonight. Gotta do what I gotta do.
Do something that'll get my attention, perhaps without killing anything lol.
Connor Green
I've been messing around with something. If I pull it off you'll know it, can only say it'll be loud and no one should get hurt probably lol
Parker Davis
I could believe you op also I have telepathy but I stopped using it because reasons