ITT: Prove you aren't a millennial

ITT: Prove you aren't a millennial.

I remember when ring-pulls came away from the cans

millennial is a pointless term that means nothing.

What the fuck is a millennial?

Born in the 80s
Voted for Trump
Actually WANT a war with north korea.

Millennial detected.

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Windows 3.1

Unless you were born before 1982, you're a millenial

Okay... Well fuck. I'm out of here!

There's only 2 genders.

clinging on with 99

I'm a millennial and I worked 14 and a half hours yesterday

>Windows 3.1
>First sold 1992
You're probably a millenial

So...your a millennial then

>Millenials: 1982 - 2004
You're a millenial

Born between the early 80's and early 00's

wtf no

At least I tried :(((((((

Oh God, kill yourself

I'll prove shit to you

I wasn't born in the 90s

Non cuck dates are 1990-2010

ITT

Autistic people were called spastics when I was in school.

Millennials are 1982 - 2004

drftryguthuy

this

So anyone thats under 35 years old is a millenial? Thats 99% of this board. Jesus christ if you're here and NOT a millenial im surprised you haven't killed yourself yet

Gen X here, fuck millennials

What the fuck does someone born in 1982 have ANYTHING in common with someone born in 2004??

One was born in the COLD WAR, one was born AFTER 9/11, one grew up using MS FUCKING DOS and the other had iPhones with the entire internet at their fingertips.

It's complete trash. All of these "All Millenials are X Y Z" statements just show how retarded you are.

It's 1980-1994. 1995 and beyond is Gen Z or post millennial. Millennials grew up around computers and grew into mobile phones while gen Z were born with mobile phones and grew into smart phones.

Windows was better back in the old days. The simplicity just meant there was less to go wrong.

They don't make things like they used to.

because i was born i 1999

just saying, personally, I don't have a lot in common with most 12 year olds

calling bullshit on the 1982 starting point

You sound like a fucking retard

I believe in investing in passive income and guaranteed returns, rather than doling out cash like halloween candy and expecting the next gen to pick up the tab while I retire with lavish social moneys.
Oh wait shit that makes me a millennial.

>Me need simple to make not break :(

Use a mac then retard

Mostly just pedophiles in that age bracket.

Smart enough not to get caught by weaning themselves onto loli.

transformer cartoons

wait I'm retarded i didn't read the post

Pussy millenial

still have a walkman

No one cares what you think, or whether you have anything in common with 12 year olds.

The dates are what they are, if you think that says anything about how you should behave or act etc, then you're a retard.

the cut off is 1995, dude.

Plus I'm republican and have my own car, job and house.

Mellennials are stupid, college-aged and younger americans who are either democrats or full blown communists.

We should honestly strip their voting rights and put them all in camps until they fucking grow up.

The girls i fucked in high school had hairy bushes. Thats all the proof needed.

I know what a video cassette is

it looks like you're angrily adamant about both the date range, and that it doesn't matter

are you sure you are not a retard yourself

Kids are getting stupider.
Kids never go outside anymore.
Kids are missing out on life.
I was born at the perfect time to grow up sane and informed.
I was born at the perfect time, period.

Im so glad im not a stupid millennial. I was born in 1990.

im a freestyler

So you are a baby boomer?

Biker Grove was shit. There! Get out of that one you fat gay CUNTS!

No, I just bought an ebook and learned to talk like someone over 35.

The wiki says 2000
Typical millenial trying to be special snowflake.

I watched the challenger shuttle blow up live on TV at school in first grade.

Millennials dont remember big box tv's. They only ever saw flat screens.

I had a betamax player, an atari 7800, and i remember when OP wasn't a faggot

Lies i was born in 1999 and i used to have a box tv

I believe that Adolf Hitler truely was an artist. He expressed his feelings through freedom marches and putting the poor and homeless in places where they are better off. Therefore, Hitler did nothing wrong you faggots.

you are just a poorfag

Its an age group kiddo. Not a "we have things in common" club.

You are so typical millennial getting all triggered.

TV was bigger than the table it was on. Car was old and crusty and I saw 9/11 happen.

Hitler was a good painter, but he was a shit artist.

Mighty proud of you

80% of you idiots do not even know what a millennial is.

There's no point in grouping if nothing can be said about that group as a whole.

I flew on Braniff airlines.

Seeing 9-11 means you are a millenial. Genz is after 9-11.

Sup Forums is nothing but millennials.

Range from early 1980s - 2000. Sup Forums began in 2003. The age of pure faggottry is 23 and younger.

Oldfags are millennials. Moot is a millennial. Newfags are millennials.

Niggers aren't people either.

I had a rotary dial phone...in my kitchen.

I've used a rolodex.

All this new music is pointless babble and garbage.... Nirvana is my favorite band

Word.

It's hilarious seeing people whine about millennials, when they are the millennials

The grouping is usually for marketing. And its fairly accurate. Both people from 1982 and 2004 are usually more online and good with tech. Using social media, etc. That kinda shit.

Still have one.

Boi i play melee I got more experience with CRTs then you'll ever have faggot

I'm from the next generation

Also they forget about how older generations hated us back then.

>1982- 2004
I had no clue the world ended already? Wtf am i now

This happens to everyone. Its a sad wake up call to how old you are now...

Mein neger

So my 13 year old daughter born in 2004 is a millennial?

born in '98 fuck all yall

Prove that you are an millenial lol

I mean anyone born AFTER 95 is millenial.

Greeting fellow millennial. Fuck the haters right? XD *holds up spork*

>98
>born only a couple of years before the first ep of futurama
>actually over 18 now
Fuck.

Amd stock to da moon

I was born 2 years after Freddie Mercury died, am I a millenial?

Wtf so by your logic. Gen x is what????

You are all fucked.

When you'd run out of hours on your free AOL trial CD

So you go to a store that has free trials, take another CD

>BOOM MORE FREE INTERNET!

Squeezits with the mystery flavor tablets.

Either non-native english speaker or no idea how grammar works. Either way you're inferior.

I enjoy using a command line interface and remember what it was like before the US shit their pants over 9/11.

Proof enough?

>dat dank dialup tone

no, that's gen Z or whatever

>It's this way because I say so
>Fuck the people who actually research and study this
The butthurt from people who just found out they are millennials is amazing