Sup Forums Meme Players FC

ITT: We pick the players for the biggest meme team possible.

I'll start with an obvious pick for LW. He goes by many names; Penaldo, Tsunaldo, Donaldo, Mr Tsu, Crynaldo, etc, etc.
But he'll forever be the biggest meme player Sup Forums has ever known.

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this gonna b good

I dont know about players, but the manager should be one we all rate pretty highly

koscielny as the first center back

Chat shit centre forward

Nobody else deserves the goalie position more than this poor man.

david luis next to him

Was going to post this. Total meme player.

Also Cazorla.

René Higuita as goalkeeper

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Slippy G in the midfield

tough pick

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Right back: le run forward one banana kick Brazilian

Casillas, Neuer, Hart
le ball playing CB
Slippy G
>le peanut head clean tackle man
>$100m dabbing instagram boi
le footy lad looking man
chat shit get banged
TSUUUU

>moyes

Bravo "le good with his feet man" as the goalie

or Iker "JUST" Casillas

Messhit deserves a spot too desu

cut inside man of course

RW

You now remember when spee was good

>2014 was 50 years ago

drawing a blank here desu lads

what about Jara?

Put Milner at LB and call him "White non-dabbing Pogba".
Bruno Martins Indi is pretty meme as well and he can slot in at CB.

is that the guy who fingered cavani?

if so then yes, he deserves a spot

Use 3 at the back for maximum memery

Stones at CB

>implying we need to defend

>Koscielny
>Makelele
not memey enough

This is pretty good.
Switch Kosc for John Pebbles and it's perfect.

Pepe
Sergio Ramos
John "Baresi" Stones

Three at the back with Mascherano, Yaya Toure and some other midfielder that fraudiola has moved to centre back.

>playing it out from the back.

Also if it's players from all time someone add the following to the list:

>Kahn
>Recoba
>Romario
>Redondo
And any more above average players that some clowns on here rate as world class.

Pepe IN

Makelele
Mascherano
Pepe
Sergio Ramos
Robben

all GOATs

new better version

Bravo should be starting goalkeeper.

Signed to be a playmaking goalkeeper despite the fact that he can't catch a cold

shitarito and jamemes in bench

How about this?

I like the arrow for Tsuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

put koscielmeme back in these teams pls

who is le cut inside man?

who is african pygmy?

Who is Slippy G?

The man who made Romans scream out "Porca Madonna" in terror.
The man who made Mexicans play their Makelele guitars.
The man who put the pain in 5pa1n.
The man who inspired an Estonian to wrap his penis in a towel and post it on Sup Forums.
The man who cuts inside.

>The man who inspired an Estonian to wrap his penis in a towel and post it on Sup Forums.

lol someone remembers this

The official Sup Forums meme team must have all these players/attributes:
>sweeper keeper
>3 ball-playing defenders at the back
>box-to-box midfielder
>false 9
>le cut inside man
>le footy lad
>TSUUUUUUUUU
>the dabbing leroy fer
>moyes as manager
>torres

If we're allowing retired players then Slippy G and Zidane need to make the team too.

Edgar Davids too

W-Was it you?

Slippy is still playing though

MADMAN
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What about
>de gay
>le dribble to the byline man
>le CHAT SHIT man
>Rppney
>Poop
>Mouyes/Eddie Meme/ Memery/ Moyes
>OUIIIIII

He just retired

>forgetting OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIII