WHERE YO FUCKIN FLUFFIES AT

WHERE YO FUCKIN FLUFFIES AT

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just finished this today.

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strawpoll.me/12838538/
vote on what size I should make the next real life fluffy

Will post the comic with the fluffy I will be making as a response.

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fukkin saved

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I appreciate it!

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anyone want to suggest what I should draw next, I'm up for comics, gifs, reaction images, changing a character into a fluffy and so on. Just let me know what your ideas are.

Killer Peen has no weaknesses

I'm on a seafluff kick lately. Also, abuse.

THE FIRE CULT CHAPTER 4: THE ELECTRIC BURNALOO IS HERE!
>be me
>fire god
>one month after Marble arrived
>well due for a new sacrifice
>turn on speakers
LISTEN CLOSE, MY FOLLOWERS!
>fluffies gather around shrine
>they know the drill by now
A TIME FOR ANOTHER SACRIFICE HAS ARISEN!
>decide to get creative with this one
THE MOTHER WHO BIRTHS THE MOST FOALS WILL GIVE THEM ALL TO ME!
>turn off mic
>some panic
>wait for another month
>arrive at church in typical getup
I HAVE COME FOR THE SACRIFICE
>blue fluffy waddles up
>eight foals on its back
>excellent
>bring home
>mom scared shitless
>foals have no fucking idea whats going on
>its time for a game
Draw Heat from the Fire Cult, Chapter 1

how about a herd rolling down a hill full of burdocks, causing them to stick together and snowball

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Keep writing you beautiful son of a bitch

I do like heat, can you describe him again for me and maybe a few ideas for what he should be doing in the picture?

what starts the herd rolling?

I'm not really in to drawing abuse, but I wouldn't mind seafluffies. what should they be doing?

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I am waiting for more fire god. I will keep bumping like a good egg

>forgot to mention I brought the mom along aswell
>she's gonna decide who lives
>incinerate two just to kick things off
>tell mom to hold up a cardboard plate
>tie noose around a foal
>place foal on cardboard
>drop another foal in a filled fishtank
YOU MUST DECIDE WHICH ONE LIVES
>mother cries
>foal in the fishtank flails around
>noosed foal asleep
>Mom chooses to keep the foal above her alive
>foal in fishtank drowns
>take off noose
>drop the fluffy in a box
>its still asleep
>mother pushing against fishbowl
NUUU! BABBEH, SWIM BABBEH!
>drop two mares in darkened room
>give mother two buttons
YOU MUST LIGHT ONE, OR BOTH WILL DIE
>dump griffin into the room
>minute goes by
>griffin near one
>mom seems to be bringing her tears through the void
SOWWY BABBEH!
>she presses a button
>too late
>both light up
>griffin eats them both
NUUUUU! WHY KIWW BABBEHS!
>five left
>fluffy russian roulette
Heat is Red, with orange highlights, total black eyes, idc what he's doing

maybe tbe herd comes to the edge of a sloped cliff, the burdocks are on the slope, and then the ground shifts under them and they go tumbling down

Thank you for the OC my dude.

Maybe a shit ton of buck thorn at the bottom of the hill?

doesn't Heat have some sort of flame decal on him or am I misremembering?

I will write this down for future reference

or an active freeway
thanks fluffy foals

you faggots really like sucking off that autistic birds dick

Why don't people like smarties?

>actually three left
>made a typo
>bring foals and mom
>mom in tears
>foals all oblivious to their friends dead
>grab revolver
>tell mother
YOU MAY KILL YOURSELF TO SAVE YOUR BABIES, THE GAME ENDS WHEN ONE DIES
>mom in tears
NU WAN GO SWEEPSIES!
>she has made her choice
>aim gun at foal
>blank shot
>aim at 2nd foal
>blank shot
>aim at 3rd
>spray walls with the foal
>fused screams of all foals and mom
THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE!
>pack into bag
>head back to church
Those would be the orange highlights, flame-style

Theyre the chads of the fluffy universe
>steal women
>alpha
>cocky as fuck
>pick fights

You sir are have earned my respect. Those are really well made.

It's OC, so long as it brings us more shit I have no problem with it

Nice wingies. How time tiww speshuw huggies?

It's just an edit to the exploitable I made.

Dummeh hoomin! Gib fwuffeh sketties!

I appreciate the thread being bumped. It does get a bit crazy when they start posting too often but I don't mind chocobro.

Because they become too flanderized as a character type. You hardly find smarty portrayals with nuance anymore.

I still appreciate it though.

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this, i think sandy in comic chan and pizza guys story is a good example of a tolerable smarty

>walking back to church
>fluffies all crying
>dark as fuck
>how long did that take?
>see another figure
>not fluffies
>its a fucking person
>ohshitnigga.gif
>hide in bushes
>fluffies still crying
>muffled from bag, still audible though
wun owtsies!
waaaaa!
>figure turns around
Who's That?
>shitshitshit
>coming closer
>have no choice
>kill all the fluffies in the bag
>run
I know you're the-Oh No!
What happened to you little guys?
>get better look at him
>purple robes
>asian straw hat
>gray gloves
>looks way too fucking much like Scaramouche
Fuckin' Smarties, man
>he goes away
>what the fuck
>return home
>no point in coming back with dead fluffies
To Be Continued.....

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>>Wamewen am smaw fwuffy fowebews, nu spechuw huggies. Dank ouu fow wikey wingies!

hey could you post chapter three after this? i haven't read that one yet

Favorite post-hellgremlin invasion smarty story for me has to be the one where a typical doorstep smarty becomes the main character's sitcom-style frienemy as they fight against a common enemy- a superherd that's bullying the both of them. Unfortunately, the guy uploaded a really questionable story involving Fluffies able to stack ontop of each-other and remain strong and stable enough to knock down a full-grown man with just one chest-high Fluffy. Then the author just kinda fell off the face of the Booru.

I was expecting you to go with someone dressed as Thor for the lighting god... but I guess Raiden is cool too

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is there a comic where a fluffy is so desperate that tries to have special huggies with a female human

So it's about time for another story of Benito.

My roommate, Craig, Sup Forumstard and cock, bought a little green smarty named Benito. Craig loves the shit out of the arrogant pile of supervillain cliches. I tolerate both of them.

So yesterday Craig and Benito were both in the living room. I thought they'd be watching TV, but instead they were both staring at this hugeass old globe. I don't know where it came from, probably the trash somewhere.

"Mudda Wusha mus' weawn to feaw us." Benito paced back and forth. "We mus' sow discomtemt wif' China an' cweate waw there."

"MADNESS." Craig leaned heavy on the melodrama. "Russia and China are quite close indeed - how could we ensure that a war broke out between them?" He was talking with his hands, gesturing around wildly, ending with clawed fingers - I've only seen him do that when he was running RPGs for his old college roomies.

"We mus' unweash bad bad stuffs fwom somewhew in Wusha. We wiw seddup hewe..." Benito gestured in the vague direction of Siberia. "And from thewe we will waunch ou' kiwwa bee missiwes!"

"Fiendish.." Craig slumped back in his chair. "With one fell swoop..."

(continued)

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"What's a killer bee missile?" I shouldn't have piped up. The show was too good. But I did. Benito glared at me.

"Genewaw! You said the pewimetuh was secuwed!"

"It's quite alright, Doctor Benito." Doctor?! "He lacks ambition, but he's always been a good gofer in the labs." I gave Craig the look. He just winked at me. "Besides, he knows what will happen if he leaks word of the plans."

"Twue." Benito rubbed at his chin. "Show him da bwuepwints." Craig gave me a shit eating grin as he pulled out a roll of butcher paper and unfurled it.

"So what do you think... Lieutenant?" It was impressively detailed for something done in crayon. For the most part, it looked like a schematic for a 60s era cruise missile - complete with calculations for thrust and fuel yield. I couldn't check them, anything past statistics gets fuzzy in my head, but it seemed right.

The only thing that was off was the payload section. Instead of explosives, the entire section was full of crude drawings of bees. Just... bees. Lots of bees.

"...he got stung recently, didn't he?" I mumbled. Craig nodded.

"Better outlet for the pain than whining about it."

"AN' DEN WE LAUNCH `EM AT AWASKA!"

Not the BEES!

thanks dude, if you want to see more of my stuff join my discord
it won't let me post the full link but the end is the invite code.
/SJmvC

>next week
>paranoid as fuck about the guy I saw earlier
>dont warn the cult about it
>get text
>its my sister
>she just got her first Smartie herd encounter
>fucking hilarious
>Apparently it was a herd of seven fluffies
>she had to throw the smartie around to get them to leave
>she accidentally snapped it in two pieces
>kek
>check back on camcorders
>typical shit
>praying
>eating
>shitting
>fucking
>look over the walls
>see the fucker again
>oh fuck me
>grab dog
>rush to church
>guy isnt there anymore
>fuck
>warn the fluffies about him
THERE IS A STRANGER ROAMING THESE LANDS
>fluffies stare up at me
HE MAY TRY TO HARM YOU, OR BREAK YOU, OR EVEN WORSE
>mayhem ensues comparable to the first sacrificial ritual
SHOULD HE APPEAR, I WILL BE THERE, BUT UNTIL THEN, STAY VIGILANT, FOR THE DARKNESS CANNOT BREAK THE FLAME!
>return home
>dog starts acting up
>have to pick him up to keep him from running
>thats when I hear it
Standing Ovation, I must say. You inspired those fluffies into shitting themselves marvelously!
Next Part to arrive

Oh yes. The bees.

It's been like four days. He's still on about using insect-based superweapons.

Launching a bee filled missile into Siberia it Alaska wouldn't work as they would all die from the cold...

Also fill it with tarantula hawks. It would be much more deadly.

Dude! We indulge his mania because it's hilarious, not because we want it to work. I mean, do you remember the story about the 'death ray'?!

>dog starts getting pissed
Oh Don't worry, I'm not here to kill them. Infact I came here because of you!
>what
I've heard about you, Fire God
>shit nigger
>shouldnt have posted these tales
AND WHAT DO YOU WANT?
I'm simply amazed by your works, truly, so much infact, I tried it out for myself
>there is a new fucking god in this forest
>crusades imminent
Oh relax, im not in it for the domination, I couldn't give a shit about these things! It's just all to fun!
>if he found me out, have others?
Be seein' you, darling! Look up the Storm God, sometime, why dont ya?
>the Storm God has made his presence
>the Storm God also acts gay as fuck
Cont?

Hello Merlin and Watermelon !

If we do this we are going too do it right!

Also no I didn't read that story...

So the other day, I get home and find that Benito is on top of the fridge. How did he get there? No clue. Not with those stubby little legs. But he's got a pile of scrap up there shaped vaguely like a giant turkey baster, and he looks entirely too smug.

I mean, more than usual.

"HYOOMAWN! Yew wiwh BOW befow meh!" He snarled. "Oh I wiwh STWIKE yeh dowhn wih' ma DEFF WAY!" He flicks a switch, and the thing starts to hum. I stare at him.

"Death ray."He nods. "Bennie, I just want a beer. I'maget a beer."

"Nevuh! This i-" I open the door and grab a beer. Pop the top. Benito glares at me, and then throws the other switch.

Okay, to be fair? I expected it to do nothing. Instead, it starts to whirr, and my forehead feels a little warm. Benito breaks out into maniacal laughter. Warmer. Way warmer. There's... like, a pinpoint of wind, and - yeah, it's actually kind of hot? I stare at him.

"I'm not dead yet."

"Becawse hyoomawns awe too fat fo' deff way to wowk wight away." He crosses his forelimbs and glares. I stare back. A few seconds pass. Still kind of hot, a little uncomfortable, but not too bad.

"You want some apple sauce?" His eyes widen. I give him a shit eating grin. I know that even if he can get to the top of the fridge, he can't open it.

"Yowr... offewing pweases the gwead Benito."

"Right. Here you go, stubbybutt." I pop the door again and hand him a cup of the applesauce, peeling the foil off, and then go about my business.

Half an hour later Craig starts freaking out, because he left his 'death ray' on and it melted his winter melon.

Yeah, turns out it DID actually kind of sort of work. It was his hair dryer plus a kind of crude jet engine compressing-funnel kind of... thing.

So, we have our first weapons ban in the house. Benito is not allowed to access 'particle accelerators'.

Please do

:( makes me sad

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Could you post the first three please? Didn't get to see em

>one month later
>havent seen jack shit of the Storm God
>force the Cultists to reinforce the walls
>they only use shit
>its a pretty shitty wall
>pun intended
>start recruiting fluffies to scout the forests
>about a dozen pegasus fluffies plus one of my griffins
>days pass
>discover nothing
>begin to think the Storm God was just fucking with me
>one of the scouts approaches the altar
>its soggy
>it leans against the altar
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>shivering
>its autumn, probably cold as hell
f-f-fwuff-f-f-fy f-f-find b-b-big hous-s-s-sie!
>can hardly understand it through the shivering
AND WHERE IS THIS CITY?
b-b-by w-w-wake!
>fluffy passes out
>the Storm God's city is by the lake
>I have him now
>this is my forest
>send Griffin up to investigate further
>attach camera to griffin
>watch as it circles the city
>big as the church
>the entire lake has frozen over
>makeshift hut built ontop
>looks like it'd all cave in if the ice broke
>Griffin comes back
>spots something else
>my fucking face when it finds a third city
>The Fire God, The Storm God and who knows what the fuck else?

more of this pls

once Chapter 4 is done, all of it will be uploaded to Fluffybooru

your mom needs more pictures of you Watermelon.

Bukp

>two days later
>no other scouts are back
>probably got eaten or some shit
>griffin shows up
>tells me he found the rest of the scouts
>follow him
>eleven pegasi stacked, frozen into blocks to form small pyramids
>not just cold
>frozen into fucking blocks
>one has paper strapped to it
"No Fire can melt the Eternal Ice"
>Ice God
>god damnit this forest is becoming a monotheism

Make it fucking xbox hueg. Like make it like 10 feet tall. I want to see a giant fluffy!

Burn the heathens

Awesome, thanks!

Do you have an account on Fluffybooru?

>>they both shout "Hewwo!" at the same time

I took new pics of them, gotta reduce the sizes before I can post em.

Bump

Nope they won't let me make one. Registration is closed. Would love to be posting there though.

>>Mummah took new pishuws! She am "compwessin" dem wite now!

was being close too the ledge scary for you watermelon ?

You should make a jellenheimer.

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:o you don't have Wingies Watermelon! what happend too them !?

Our lord has graced us with his presence!

Kweh.

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Here is your toast my lord

Kweh.

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>time to invoke my wrath
>go to store
>buy even more cameras and speakers
>been dubbed "the camcorder guy" by the local employees
>dont give a damn
>set cameras up around the two cities
>and now we wait
>the City on the Lake is blue as fuck
>mostly blue fluffies
>the water looks like somethings inside of it
>dont give a damn
>notice a shrine
>its all blue
>good chance this is the Ice God's city
>check on the other city
>just a bunch of huts
>hardly better than the Ice God's city
>the Storm God is passed out, face-first in the mud
>alcohol glass right next to him
>foals walking ontop of their god, one tries to eat his hat
>kek
>shittiest god ive ever seen
>Storm God gets up
>vomits into hole from which he got up
>foals fall off his back
>he staggers off
>Storm God looks like he's too shitfaced to organize anything like this
>look back at Ice City
>turn on speakers
LISTEN NOW, HEATHENS!
>all look up
HEY! YOO NO NISE ISE GAD! HOO YOU?
>confirmed Ice God City
LAST NIGHT I FOUND MY OWN FROZEN, ENCASED IN ICE! I WANT TO KNOW WHO DID THIS!
>Ice God approaches
What is the Meaning of this?
>There she is
>she will pay for those deaths
YOU FROZE MY FLUFFIES! YOU MUST PAY FOR THAT!
>she smirks
And who's gonna stop me?
>this bitch
>its time for a heretic cleansement
To be Continued

Aww. Can't wait for when it opens again. I'd love to see more of your work. Cute little fluffs. I want to learn to needle-felt. Would you recommend learning?

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