>Tonight's results AFC Bournemouth 1-0 Leicester City Everton 2-1 Arsenal
>Tomorrow's fixtures Middlesbrough v Liverpool (7:45pm) Sunderland v Chelsea (7:45pm) West Ham United v Burnley (7:45pm)
Crystal Palace v Manchester United (8:00pm) Manchester City v Watford (8:00pm) Stoke City v Southampton (8:00pm) Tottenham Hotspur v Hull City (8:00pm) West Bromwich Albion v Swansea City (8:00pm)
Chelsea should be deducted points even if they did nothing wrong to keep the league alive.
Debate me
Kevin Roberts
MARCHING ON TOGETHER
Jonathan Perry
POOP = EXPOSED
Kayden Martinez
The end of that Arsenal game
fuck me I love this sport
Daniel Nelson
>letting ashley williams score twice
>threaten points deduction >100k fine lel, FA
Joshua Gray
jagielka home for christmas
>deg ay
Lucas Rodriguez
>idiots didn't believe me when I said Leicester will lose tonight
Parker Sanchez
Wilshere
Grayson King
>de goey
Jose Cruz
someone needs to check.. were they shit last year when they had two games in a week? (in one of the two games)
Jacob Hughes
What happened?
Gabriel Jackson
Good thread so far
Owen Smith
Say my name
Nicholas Wright
>Christmas time >Arsenal start bottling
Every year. It's Liverpool boom/bust cycle tier
Still, Welbeck is like a new signing la
Kayden Perez
Williams 86' winner for Everton Red card Cech being a madman and coming up for corners and free kicks with minutes left on the clock Everton so nearly scoring when Cech was out of net Two point blank Arsenal shots off the line in the last minute of injury time Crowd so loud
Was just a really intense 8 minutes.
Julian Bailey
Please make Huddersfield and Leeds in a playoff final a reality
I'm willing kek to make this happen
Robert Walker
>all those retards calling based Williams a relegation defender
When I was 15 I used to come across koeman every friday in diagonal ave. in barcelona, he was always really nice and would salute back
TOP LA
Brandon Thompson
>mfw it's ALWAYS one exiting season followed by one less exciting season
11/12 >United choking away their lead before City win it in the last minutes of the last game 12/13 >United win 13/14 >THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP >14/15 >Chelsea steamroll it 15/16 >LESTA meme magic 16/17 Chelsea steamroll it
I wonder what next season has in store
Julian Rivera
>3 points >excellent atmosphere >good performance >jagielka red card
AKA a perfect Ev performance
Oliver Reyes
Lads, what do you think of the FA brain trust's genius ideas?
Cameron Robinson
dey tooker
Oliver Thomas
well there was the period over christmas when they lost to liverpool and drew at home to man city which was supposedly a sign that the wheels were falling off, and they also drew at home to west brom midweek (but they were missing kante)
they played barely any midweek games though, so even when they did there was far less fatigue and virtually no need for rotation
David King
I cannae wait for tomorrow nights games.
This is not real no way.
Jackson Green
Newcastle win it after getting promoted
Dylan Bailey
fuck off this can't be real lol
Nolan Ramirez
dropped early out of cups too
Luke Ross
ay ay ay
Brody Cox
True, but Ranieri more or less put out an entirely different XI for those games
Sebastian Brown
This isn't real, right?
Joseph Morris
>make sure they are clean and smell nice
wouldnt mind this 2bh
>on the back of toilet doors >mfw
Ryan Jones
...
David Powell
That has to be a joke
Jason Reed
>turn to ss1 >talking about norwich-villa >pundit says "they didn't have any shots on target, and if you want to win away from home you've got to have shots on target"
Brody Brown
I love the Premier League lads, the drama and scope are unbelievable
I particularly like how whoever wrote this clearly gave up after "female only".
Justin Cooper
>women's football
Jose Jones
this needs a webm
Angel Edwards
to attract the female audience: make the footballers play naked and when one commits a foul on someone else they have to make out for 2 minutes while humping/rubbing against each other
Bentley Watson
>that French #8 reaction
cute!
>Starring Petr Cech in Dazed & Confused
Ryder Phillips
>ronaldo turns into lee cattermole
Zachary Scott
Reading through it, and without memeing about being a feminist, this is more badly written than badly thought.
For example >Some women/girls are deterred from playing when being watched by men. Consider a venue with limited viewing access has an element of truth, but it could have worded in a way that didn't suggest an islamic wet dream of gender separation. This feels like it was written by a random guy from Sup Forums without any care or education.
Kayden Davis
to attract the female audience: model every club after arsenal
Nice trendy haircuts, diverse ethnic factor, social media savy players. Within no time you'll have thousands of teenage girls reblogging your club's star on tumblr like they do with Ozil
Levi Kelly
Should be black whistles
Mason Carter
I can only think it was an in-FA joke that managed to be made public.
Robert Sullivan
De Byrne did this last week m8/
ManU don;t have a ladies football team. Might get the sjws to petition the FA.
Henry Richardson
OZIL TURKIYE
Nathaniel Watson
to attract the mum audience: pogba stop dabbing but makes lil b cooking dance instead
Kayden Brooks
>number 8 celebrating lol
Dominic King
jej
better yet, make every club like Real Madrid
every player has to look like Ramos or Ronaldo and flash their abs every time they pass the ball
Easton Thomas
>implying this season hasnt already been exciting as fuck
Kayden Walker
at least remove the yellow card for taking off your shirt rule
Ryan Phillips
Can't tell if that's a shot or a clearance
Asher Richardson
Cheeky Iceland.
Jack Nelson
Holy fuck it gets even worse.
>Play music alongside participation. You could allow the group to choose their own playlist (as long as it’s suitable!) Tonight, Matthew, I'll play Merzbow.
>Run conditioned games i.e. matches that allow girls to use their hands and feet or where they must score with a part of their body other than their feet Isn't that handegg?
Dylan Martin
...
Leo Cox
people will blame women for this shit but it is probably a man's idea, all for the shekels
Robert Flores
That headline is pure gold.
Nathaniel Foster
For like the first 6-7 weeks. Since then (since pep got EXPOSED) it's been all chelshit
John Turner
the phone/twitter break is just too absurd to make the whole thing real
Cooper Thompson
With the new tv money coming in, why aren't Arsenal, Liverpool, and Spurs paying PSG, Chelsea, and Juventus-tier wages, respectively?
>Revenue right now (euros) PSG: 480 million Arsenal: 435 million Chelsea: 420 million Liverpool: 391 million Juventus: 323 million Tottenham: 257 million
And next season they're basically all getting an extra 120 million from the new tv deals (UK and China). So why are they full of mediocre players like Lamela and Oxlade-Chamberlain running around on 60k per week?
Nathan Cooper
How the fuck did this actually get through multiple stages of planning and multiple drafts before being released?
Did NOBODY see how fucking retarded this looks and how badly it'd be received? Seriously? Not a single person with any self awareness?
Isaac Hill
because they are run by miserly bastards
Tyler Allen
This seems to happen a lot with things written up by committees.
Christian Clark
Because PSG have unlimited money and don't break even anyway.
Plus they can guarantee players CL football and tons of trophies. No English team can really do that right now
Owen Garcia
>expecting anything else from old white men You should know better.
Nicholas Watson
I could be wrong here, but I think wage structure is shackled by FFP. you can't just double or triple what you pay the players, there's only a certain percentage per year you can increase it by
Jack Ross
You now remember FFP.
Brandon Walker
Arsenal, Liverpool, and Spurs are all "profits first, results second" type of clubs. They're kind of the opposite of PSG/Chelsea/Juve, who will all happily operate at a loss for a year or two if it gives them a better chance of winning trophies.
Asher Jenkins
Was it actually the FA who came up with this shit?
I hope so because it's been clear it's an old gentlemen's club full of out of touch fucking idiots for years, yet the press hardly say a thing whilst English football falls behind and we put people like Southgate and Hodgson in charge
Bentley Ortiz
Given the "reform" story a few days ago, it's as if they published this to get people off that case...
Alexander Allen
But doesn't FFP just force clubs to break even? Like their spending is limited by their revenue. So wouldn't higher revenue=higher wages and transfer fees?
Colton Fisher
because the higher the wages, the less money they can pocket
Christian Turner
>Financial Fair Play >effective True trolling/10 from UEFA.
Logan Foster
I haven't laughed this hard in a year, thanks Seamus.
Brody Carter
FFP limits what clubs can spend to keep them out of trouble
it's not really all that well thought out and mostly just hampers clubs
Parker Johnson
as far as i can tell the only thing ffp does is consolidate the positions of the current rich clubs
Jack Perry
>Arsenal play City next weekend
Got a feeling it's that time of the season again lads, get ready for the arsenal collapse
Owen Miller
what didn't happen
Robert Bell
the fucking state of the FA kek
Angel Turner
you sure?
Dylan Johnson
MOTM for me
Nicholas Turner
certain managers always have Wengers number like Koeman, Mou, Poch Not sure about Pep but could easily see Arsenal get btfo and City look like they did at the start of the season
Ian Jenkins
You omitted point #5 - * Introduce more black boys into the game.
Ethan Peterson
>talk about girls >/epl/ is revived
Asher Lewis
how was everton doing before today's win? exactly
Julian Mitchell
>arsenal win: P O O P E X P O S E D >city win: WENGER AHHHHHHHHHHHT >draw: both of the above