YLYL
YLYL
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It's time.
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Lost
got yer back, op!
your post sucks tho
Lost
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Witty.
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Faggot Origins: Pink Guy
love this one
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> be me at 26 year old
> put flyer out for tutoring
> get call to tutor 14 year old girl
> tutor her for almost a year
> cool kid. Great_body.jpg
> TYFTT
> invited to her 15th bday party
> 2 months later mom and bf going to Cuba for two weeks
> "user can you still tutor / check in on daughter"
> yes
> day 1 unsupervised
> show up and she's in a bikini
> she says mother left money on the table
> envelope on table has $400 cash
> bin envelope
> what's this? note in bin with my name. Says $550 for tutoring, babysit, and snacks
> bring note to her attention, where is the rest? she starts crying. Brings $150 from her room
> please don't tell mom boohoo sobbing
> great idea
> you can keep $50 if you take bikini off
> obvious shock
> no more cry. Smiles.
> bikini on the floor
> super erection
> you can keep another $50 if I can touch she agrees.
> finger banging within the hour
> keep the last $50 if we do this everyday. She agrees.
> turned into fucking. Fucked her nearly every day for a week and a half.
> night before mother's return. Watching bondage porn.
> it would be hot to tie you up.
> naively agrees
> tie hands with mother's bf's necktie
> fucking her and decided to try anal
> no user. It'll be hurt
> plz plz plz
> okay
> just the tip. Already saying stop
> sorry. No breaks
> sodomize her
> she's sobbing. Plz stop user. It hurts. Plz stop.
> amazingcum.exe
> still crying. Why did you rape me user?
> realize is rape. Feels.
> a week later she comes to my apparent. I forgive you user. I got you too excited. My fault.
> fuck her again. more anal fuck. Blame her.
> 6 months after initial anal rape she hangs herself. Never told anyone about rape because she was ashamed.
> mother's bf wore the necktie to funeral.
It's funny because it was amazing how easy it was and it started my like of rape.
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one of my favs
This is true at least. Every day, for 6 months, I fucked this fruit at least once a day. Got a good inch and a half from it, pretty satisfied with the results.
ya fuckin got me
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this shit is retarded
check'd
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topical
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My fucking sides
You posted this in the other thread. Its still not funny. Kill yourself.
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What is this?
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>only trips can stop him. dubs power him up.
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why did you just pour a gallon of piss down the drain
My piss jug ritual
shitter was clogged
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It was full man
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circular reasoning
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that is deep
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has got to be false. if false gets marked wrong, teacher can't be trusted
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Yeah that never happened and you're kind of sad for writing it
Did her tits also feel like bags of sand?
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a classic
lol
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logical but christ man, you need to be drinking more water. that piss could pass for black tea
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Is this shit what passes for humor these days?
>no wonder the banana shows up
kek
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are those maggots on the ground?
wish i could pop one that big fat Natty baby
Them there is the seeds of the penetrated
Pics or it didn't happen faggot