Sup Forums, Sell me this pen

Sup Forums, Sell me this pen

No, I'm keeping it.

that'll be $5.00

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Bic pen. 100 count for 3.07usd. Color black. No bleed.

ten bucks or i'll shove it up your ass. either way you get to keep it.

A good high quality pen to shove up your pooper

>Takes pen from you
>"Hey can you sign here please?"
>"OH WAIT YOU FUCKING CAN'T BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE THIS FUCKING AMAZING WRITING INSTRUMENT RIGHT HERE"

cross out the answer fag. You need a pen

Today I am selling this genuine Bic pen with durable clear acrylic body to show the real-time status of the ink reservoir, as well as a color coded cap and end caps to easily know the ink color. This pen not only allows for comfortable and easy writing, but also acts as a shiv when OP is being a faggot and asking Sup Forums do do his homework.

are you everywhere?

Nope.

This pen can easily be modified to carry drugs

Buy the pen cock sucker or I'll be using it to stab your mother to death...$19.95 faggot

Dont have the pic from wolf of wallstreet but yeah.. thats how you sell a pen properly.

It's $5,000 and comes with an attachment.

>pic related

it'll make your dick look slightly bigger in comparison

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ikr. that turns me on so much and i have no idea why.

buy this pen for $14.88 or yourmotherdiesinhersleeptonight

I'll only sell you this pen if you write a timestamp on your hand and show us.

Oh, you dont have a pen?

That'll be 3 dollars please.

>MFW

Guys, we're selling pens here come on

This guy

I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.

because she could make your asshole feel 100% invigorated

It went up Dakota Fanning's ass hole in 2006

Pen for sale (ink sold separately)

at least its not black.

If any of you faggots ever get asked this by an actual interviewer, then that guys is a fucking loser. However, use these four points and be somewhat clever and you will be fine.

>Find out how they last used a pen (gather info)
>Emphasize the importance of the activity they last used a pen (respond to info)
>Sell something bigger than a pen, like a state of mind (deliver info)
>Ask for the buy (closing)

buy this pen or your mother will die.