This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

>He's 7'2'', 335lbs (2.18m, 152kg)

bend over and let him slap my ass too

shank him with my dick

Shoot him.

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suck his dick

Watch helplessly while he cucks me. Then laugh because I'm getting half my wife's money. Then I'll go get a new wife.

> be 7'2''
> every girl expects you to have 12 inch dick.

Sweep kick him. If he hits the back of his head his autistic height would cause brain damage.

Shoot him in the face with my 12 gauge

Beat him up like little mac u cucks

Smack his ass back, then press my body against his and start rubbing his crotch

Those girls aren't paying attention to him and neither would my gf. They're all too busy thinking of themselves.

Ask him why the hell did he hit my dog.

joke's on you, we just broke up.

kick in the balls, always works

While you faggots were wanking to trap prob and being cucks, I developed a strong bond with all the worlds birds. My answer to your question is pic related.

Lower my left shoulder into his lower legs and place my hands behind his feet to drop his king kong ass for ground and pound.

Report him to his organization for sexual assaults, sue, then settle out of court for millions. Then dump girlfriend for being a whore.

Wonder why he swung at air

>zero bulge
Shrug it off and feel sorry for him

head shot!

kek

underrated

Suck his dick off his hips and laugh at the faggot without a dick

Jump the fuck back and get out of the way as gf proceeds to remove his dic from his body.

She does mma. She's ripped as fuck.

take my katakana and castrate him

Pull Single Leg X-Guard, heelhook him and hard so he will spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair.

Jiu-Jitsu > being tall with gym muscles

Shoot him? The person with the gun always wins. A fucking baby would be able to kill this guy if it had a gun.

punch him in the hip

Kek

Accept as the new alpha of the pack.

Slap him weakly with limp wrist

Kill him.

Bs hes 7 ft. Those women are 4ft nothin that is a manlet

Btw the only answer itt is fight. No one is going to take shit quietly like that. Not in rl. Not if you had a girl. Unless youre a cuck.

Also what would he do if yall collectively slapped his gfs ass??

Go home and fap to gay porn on /b

Why, headbutt him in the cock. Of course!

Hes gonna die young

punch him square in the face. Just because he works out doesnt mean he's tough, and when he kill's me, at least I'll go out knowing I kept it real.

Yeah cuz getting old and wearing a diaper is what I want to look forward to

What starship troopers shite is this? "X-lock" Are you a homosexual?

Well, she's probably more secure in her beauty because that princess of wax decided to display so crudely. But far be it from me not to shame him and his family for generations for it. And if it becomes physical murder isn't out of the question.

Call an ambulance, if I get my ass kicked fuck it, I gotta stand up for me misses

He probably won't live past 55. Most folk aren't shitting themselves at that age.

Sweep the leg

Yeah dude.
I don't understand why most other people don't think like this.
Replace fear with anger.
I'd rather die or get my ass kicked than live with the embarrassment of doing nothing like a little bitch.